Fingers of Fury
@fingersoffury.bsky.social
chock full of righteous indignation. daisy fresh. That’s a lay-down loaner up there, noob.
Pinned
Therapist: If you’re stressed by your family what are you supposed to do?
Me: Eat all of the —
Therapist: No.
Me: Drink all of the —
Therapist: No. Just stay home, ok?
Me: Eat all of the —
Therapist: No.
Me: Drink all of the —
Therapist: No. Just stay home, ok?
Would you rather…
walk a nontech person through joining a Zoom meeting
OR
swallow a cup of crushed glass
Ok. Now go to the emergency room for that glass issue.
walk a nontech person through joining a Zoom meeting
OR
swallow a cup of crushed glass
Ok. Now go to the emergency room for that glass issue.
April 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Would you rather…
walk a nontech person through joining a Zoom meeting
OR
swallow a cup of crushed glass
Ok. Now go to the emergency room for that glass issue.
walk a nontech person through joining a Zoom meeting
OR
swallow a cup of crushed glass
Ok. Now go to the emergency room for that glass issue.
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Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.
March 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.
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Watching the delivery driver on the map like I'm in the situation room
January 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Watching the delivery driver on the map like I'm in the situation room
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Dwarf crushes scissors
Scissors cut paper
Paper covers hippo
Scissors cut paper
Paper covers hippo
March 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Dwarf crushes scissors
Scissors cut paper
Paper covers hippo
Scissors cut paper
Paper covers hippo
Someone called me extroverted today. I did it, guys. I fooled them.
March 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Someone called me extroverted today. I did it, guys. I fooled them.
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me: (posting) hello
person who i have never interacted with: (replying) a polite greeting killed my father you son of a bitch
person who i have never interacted with: (replying) a polite greeting killed my father you son of a bitch
February 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
me: (posting) hello
person who i have never interacted with: (replying) a polite greeting killed my father you son of a bitch
person who i have never interacted with: (replying) a polite greeting killed my father you son of a bitch
Clicked a crumbl cookie notification and my Apple fitness app opened.
Catphished again.
Catphished again.
February 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Clicked a crumbl cookie notification and my Apple fitness app opened.
Catphished again.
Catphished again.
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My neighbor is so annoying he keeps texting me things like "my Trump flag is missing" and "i can see my Trump flag burning in your window" Shut the fuck up, Gary
February 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My neighbor is so annoying he keeps texting me things like "my Trump flag is missing" and "i can see my Trump flag burning in your window" Shut the fuck up, Gary
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She pronounced it "Valentime's Day", your honor
February 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
She pronounced it "Valentime's Day", your honor
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girls don't want roses for Valentine's Day. they want autonomy over their own bodies
February 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
girls don't want roses for Valentine's Day. they want autonomy over their own bodies
Working on a university campus today and if you were wondering, the stinky middle school boys still aren’t showering in their 20s.
February 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Working on a university campus today and if you were wondering, the stinky middle school boys still aren’t showering in their 20s.
Just searched the CheetoFelon’s name to be sure the app didn’t auto-follow him and remembered OH YEAH WE ARE SAFER HERE
February 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Just searched the CheetoFelon’s name to be sure the app didn’t auto-follow him and remembered OH YEAH WE ARE SAFER HERE
As requested @garymuppet.bsky.social
Valentine’s Day hints, fellas:
She’s lying. She does want flowers. Not carnations, you ass.
Take a picture of her favorite jewelry. Go to the jewelry store. Show the guy what she likes. Buy that. Wrap it.
Don’t be a fucking wanker.
Yes, that means all day.
Valentine’s Day hints, fellas:
She’s lying. She does want flowers. Not carnations, you ass.
Take a picture of her favorite jewelry. Go to the jewelry store. Show the guy what she likes. Buy that. Wrap it.
Don’t be a fucking wanker.
Yes, that means all day.
February 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
As requested @garymuppet.bsky.social
Valentine’s Day hints, fellas:
She’s lying. She does want flowers. Not carnations, you ass.
Take a picture of her favorite jewelry. Go to the jewelry store. Show the guy what she likes. Buy that. Wrap it.
Don’t be a fucking wanker.
Yes, that means all day.
Valentine’s Day hints, fellas:
She’s lying. She does want flowers. Not carnations, you ass.
Take a picture of her favorite jewelry. Go to the jewelry store. Show the guy what she likes. Buy that. Wrap it.
Don’t be a fucking wanker.
Yes, that means all day.
Remember when we didn’t have to think about politics? Sigh. Good times.
January 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Remember when we didn’t have to think about politics? Sigh. Good times.
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There was so much opportunity for me to be productive today.
Alas
Alas
January 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
There was so much opportunity for me to be productive today.
Alas
Alas
Don’t forget to watch literally anything but him today.
January 20, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Don’t forget to watch literally anything but him today.
I really get it now. THIS is the bad place. AMERICA is the bad place.
January 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I really get it now. THIS is the bad place. AMERICA is the bad place.
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They had to move the inauguration indoors because it's going to be a cold day in hell
January 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
They had to move the inauguration indoors because it's going to be a cold day in hell
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guy named geoff: what should we name our daughter
his wife brittani: how about steoffani
geoff: *is just weeping tears of geoy*
his wife brittani: how about steoffani
geoff: *is just weeping tears of geoy*
January 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
guy named geoff: what should we name our daughter
his wife brittani: how about steoffani
geoff: *is just weeping tears of geoy*
his wife brittani: how about steoffani
geoff: *is just weeping tears of geoy*
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Me: I’m bored
My refrigerator: here she comes
My refrigerator: here she comes
January 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Me: I’m bored
My refrigerator: here she comes
My refrigerator: here she comes
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deleting that post isn’t enough i need you to be stung by a jellyfish
January 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
deleting that post isn’t enough i need you to be stung by a jellyfish
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I always wanted another reason to hate Carrie Underwood.
January 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I always wanted another reason to hate Carrie Underwood.
Oh sure everybody’s all “ooh breakfast for dinner slay” but when I’m in frying up some kookaburra wings and a bloomin’ onion at 6am I’m “weird” and “so loud”
January 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Oh sure everybody’s all “ooh breakfast for dinner slay” but when I’m in frying up some kookaburra wings and a bloomin’ onion at 6am I’m “weird” and “so loud”
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Woman: My husband hides things from me
Therapist Scooby Doo: Rhave ryou ried ripping ruh rmask roff ris rface
Therapist Scooby Doo: Rhave ryou ried ripping ruh rmask roff ris rface
January 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Woman: My husband hides things from me
Therapist Scooby Doo: Rhave ryou ried ripping ruh rmask roff ris rface
Therapist Scooby Doo: Rhave ryou ried ripping ruh rmask roff ris rface