Idk why they bother posting new and delicious Thanksgiving recipes. We’re all just going to make the same gnarly shit our mothers and our mothers’ mothers made anyway. Pass the green goop.

It is with his voice I read this

Etsy says they’re dinosaurs so hush.

Hey there, midwesterners. Ope, it’s November, dontcha know, so scootch right over and get some air in your tires.

The absolute thrill I feel before replying to someone who bitchily posts “its your, not you’re.”