John Juback
@juback.bsky.social
Full-stack software engineer (.NET, TypeScript, React). Carnegie Mellon alumnus. Pittsburgher.
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I want this woman thrown in prison for at least a decade.
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I want this woman thrown in prison for at least a decade.
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[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
November 25, 2023 at 5:17 PM
[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
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“That sounds illegal”
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“That sounds illegal”
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People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
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"Fucking narduzzi"
"Dude he is begging to lose this"
"Narduzzi smoking absolute crack"
"They’re gonna lose it aren’t they"
All of the above texts, unedited, came into my phone in about a 20-second period a moment ago
"Dude he is begging to lose this"
"Narduzzi smoking absolute crack"
"They’re gonna lose it aren’t they"
All of the above texts, unedited, came into my phone in about a 20-second period a moment ago
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"Fucking narduzzi"
"Dude he is begging to lose this"
"Narduzzi smoking absolute crack"
"They’re gonna lose it aren’t they"
All of the above texts, unedited, came into my phone in about a 20-second period a moment ago
"Dude he is begging to lose this"
"Narduzzi smoking absolute crack"
"They’re gonna lose it aren’t they"
All of the above texts, unedited, came into my phone in about a 20-second period a moment ago
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Every aspect of American media is now controlled by a small group of far right billionaires. Here’s why America has a liberal media bias problem.
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Every aspect of American media is now controlled by a small group of far right billionaires. Here’s why America has a liberal media bias problem.
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I am going to spatchcock and oven-roast the Limu Emu.
November 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I am going to spatchcock and oven-roast the Limu Emu.
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Great. A Mellon being a rich rich dick head. Who'd have guessed. (A: everyone in Pittsburgh.)
Mellon's Private Army? Timothy Mellon, a billionaire and major financial backer of Trump, is the anonymous private donor who gave $130 million to the U.S. government to help pay troops during the shutdown, according to two people familiar with the matter.
Donor Who Gave $130 Million to Pay Troops Is Reclusive Heir to Mellon Fortune
www.nytimes.com
October 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Great. A Mellon being a rich rich dick head. Who'd have guessed. (A: everyone in Pittsburgh.)
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I am here for the region-specific insults. No Kings Pittsburgh.
October 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I am here for the region-specific insults. No Kings Pittsburgh.
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“Trump hates pirogies and the Constitution.”
October 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
“Trump hates pirogies and the Constitution.”
65 years ago today:
youtu.be/YIjHo4xwyr4
youtu.be/YIjHo4xwyr4
1960 WS Game 7: Mazeroski wins World Series with homer
YouTube video by MLB
youtu.be
October 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
65 years ago today:
youtu.be/YIjHo4xwyr4
youtu.be/YIjHo4xwyr4
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PIE IESU DOMINE
DONA EIS REQUIEM
AMEN
DONA EIS REQUIEM
AMEN
October 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
PIE IESU DOMINE
DONA EIS REQUIEM
AMEN
DONA EIS REQUIEM
AMEN
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David Bednar's post-Pirate glow-up
October 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
David Bednar's post-Pirate glow-up
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Kenny Pickett and Mark Whipple randomly produced one of the best offensive seasons in Pitt history, and the result was half of the NFL trading Pickett amongst themselves for five years and Pitt being stuck with Narduzzi for several presidential administrations
September 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Kenny Pickett and Mark Whipple randomly produced one of the best offensive seasons in Pitt history, and the result was half of the NFL trading Pickett amongst themselves for five years and Pitt being stuck with Narduzzi for several presidential administrations
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TikTok will be co-owned by China and Trump allies, Paramount was sold to a pro-Trump billionaire who's also set to buy Warner Bros, X is owned by an apartheid-bred fascist, WaPo and Meta are owned by Trump-cowering billionaires, and Murdoch owns the Fox empire. Here's why media has a liberal bias.
September 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
TikTok will be co-owned by China and Trump allies, Paramount was sold to a pro-Trump billionaire who's also set to buy Warner Bros, X is owned by an apartheid-bred fascist, WaPo and Meta are owned by Trump-cowering billionaires, and Murdoch owns the Fox empire. Here's why media has a liberal bias.
get a dog
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
September 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
get a dog
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Don’t you dare call us fascists, they say, as they force people off the airwaves for criticizing them while vowing to crush and criminalize their opposition.
September 18, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Don’t you dare call us fascists, they say, as they force people off the airwaves for criticizing them while vowing to crush and criminalize their opposition.
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Happy Hate Week to those who observe.
September 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Happy Hate Week to those who observe.
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🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
September 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
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some coaches are capable of assembling an entirely new roster and beating TCU in Week 1 in their first year as head coach. but i guess this new guy is no Deion Sanders
September 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
some coaches are capable of assembling an entirely new roster and beating TCU in Week 1 in their first year as head coach. but i guess this new guy is no Deion Sanders
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Pirates Under Fire For Directly Marketing Team To Children theonion.com/pirates...
August 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Pirates Under Fire For Directly Marketing Team To Children theonion.com/pirates...