heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

Canadians: The federal government is seeking public input on how AI should be developed and used in business, research, and the military.

If this scares the shit out of you, please let them know:

Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it

my experience raising a newborn is pervading everything. whenever i see someone locked into a protracted argument on here my first instinct is “oh he might be overtired. a contact nap is a lot better than no nap at all, remember that you can’t spoil them at this age”

Donald Trump has died. On the way to the polls, the presidential motorcade stopped at a downed power line. "Look, this is you," Trump told his oldest son, Don Jr, before mimicking fellatio on the live wire. The president was known for a contentious time in office and his bold use of executive power.

NEW: I ran 80,000 simulations of the election. My wife left me for a guy who doesn’t do that.

every day, I too grieve the fact that Kurt Cobain never experienced GPS

WE TRIED THE FRUIT OF THE KNOWLEDGE OF GOOD AND EVIL | mukbang | asmr | eating sounds | divine voice | cw: snake

*accidentally watched the porn parody of the vice presidential debate by mistake* why isn’t anyone talking about the part where they fucked?

Hot To Go was a fine song but its politics were a bit iffy. wouldve been way better if at the end Chappell Roan turned to the camera & said "i am a Kamala voter now" & then specified she's the exact kind of Kamala voter i am

Ronald McDonald is such a good clown name. You wouldn't have thought of it. You would have given him something obvious like Bloopers McBurger, the name of a clown. They gave him the name of a man.

I'm at the airport bar. Two seats down from me, a Lincoln impersonator is watching news of the attempted Trump assassination from yesterday and shaking his head. You can't make this up.

Local Moron Doesn't Understand How Jokes Work

Datena dando uma cadeirada no Pablo marçal no debate pqp HAHAHAHA

When America decided it didn't care about hundreds of children being gunned down at school is the moment America stopped caring about distant gunfire disrupting a politician's tee shot at the dogleg 16th hol... <touches earpiece>. Oh. We still care about tee shot disruption.

President Trump due to your recent statements and behaviours I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. I must ask that you please watch Bo Bornman's "Inside" immediately!!!!!!!!!!