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It's been a long and often bitter year for this 29 year old, but I'm going to try and enjoy this month for a change.

This panda may be older but is definitely not wiser... 🐼😷⚽️
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29 again today. Why did it have to be on a Monday though?

I'll be wanting those hugs and presents now. Cheers... 🐼🎂🎁
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December 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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The answer is always no I should not
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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tell those thoughts in your head i said to be good to you
December 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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hey there just continue being you
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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You matter and I am thankful for you.
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Far too self-aware for my own good
December 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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This is and always will be - an oppossum loving account<3
December 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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✅marked safe from being about me
You’re my favorite.
December 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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The shitposter in me sees the shitposter in you
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Behind every shitpost can be a very intelligent mind taking a break.
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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I was watching you from across garbage Bluesky and really dig your vibe.
December 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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People who feel existential dread on Mondays are amateurs. I feel existential dread every day. Get on my level.
December 8, 2025 at 8:09 AM
29 again today. Why did it have to be on a Monday though?

I'll be wanting those hugs and presents now. Cheers... 🐼🎂🎁
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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People don’t think twice before breaking your heart.
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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If you don't love live music, this will never work
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
God forbid that people can just post, you know, whatever they like. The content police can fuck off too... 🐼😡😡
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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it's weird how you can feel, like, "i don't care when folks block me" through blocks and blocks and blocks, yep don't care godspeed peace be with you, but then you find out about one random block from someone you didn't even have much of a relationship with, and you're — still hurt?

what the hell?
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
When I repost stuff, it's usually something I find relatable on a personal level, something I agree with or to support my followers. I really hope nobody is reading more into it than that... 🐼😟😟
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
A reminder to myself that people suck and will inevitably let you down 99.99% of the time...

(So stop doing that thing where you think they won't and allow yourself to care about them already)... 🐼😞😞
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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hey... it's okay to rest
December 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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sometimes i think people just can’t help themselves from being shit friends
December 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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I would love to go do that with you but I took a nap and now I’m tired
December 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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I slept most of the day 😵‍💫🥴🫩 Anyway, still alive.
December 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Get in loser, we're losers. This is the loser bus
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM