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Wild to have a brush with death and emerge from it even shittier
Fetterman wants to run for president
May 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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holy wooder
May 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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oh I see, when the pope chooses a new name, Christians are all for it and address him as such, but a TRANS person chooses a new name—
May 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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JK Rowling is a Nazi. That is just a factual representation of her beliefs and actions. Any money you spend on anything to do with Harry Potter is going to a Nazi
This is straight up nazi shit. The nazis published propaganda on Jewish crime. If this were blackcrimeuk or immigrantcrimeuk everyone would see it for the bigoted shit that it is.
April 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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And this is why we've been saying No Corporations At Pride: their "support" is for themselves.
Several of the country’s largest LGBTQ Pride celebrations have lost major sponsors — including Anheuser-Busch, Comcast, Diageo and Nissan — to the tune of $200,000 to $350,000 per event.

For @nbcnews.com:
www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-...
Pride organizers say sponsors are pulling back amid DEI rollbacks, economic fears
Several of the country’s largest LGBTQ Pride celebrations have lost major sponsors, to the tune of $200,000 to $350,000 per event.
www.nbcnews.com
April 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Personally I think it's really cute to walk into a bar and have people go "holy shit" in disbelief
April 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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my offer to america: we bring woke back
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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The US economy's pronouns are was/were.
April 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Broke into my joke notes app and am I had a LOT of jokes for someone who only ever did the same 5 minute material every set
April 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Saw a TikTok where a guy was talking about how he's never seen an attractive conservative woman.

He was wearing a Buffy the Vampire Slayer shirt.

You need to acknowledge that conservativism is an ideology—not just a list of people you don't like. It includes your rich faves.
April 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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I honestly had no idea that so many people were such cowards.
March 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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I don't want an AI that renders images that vaguely resemble Ghibli films. I want an AI - or just a regular I - that informs everyone the man's name was Yoshifumi Kondo, he's the guy who designed the characters you think of when you think of "Ghibli", and he died in 1998 at age 47 from overwork
March 27, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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If you're out there saying we need to compromise trans civil rights for liberals to win, I want you to do me a favor.

Rephrase it. Instead, say, "We need to compromise MY civil rights to win." See how fucking awful it sounds? Now imagine being in our shoes.
March 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I'm gonna start doing standup again just so I can work up to getting a tape where I don't sound like a canary
March 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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We are still in the pandemic, right now.

The phrase you are looking for to describe 2020 is "early in the ongoing pandemic".

The phrase you are looking for to describe 2021 is "earlier in the ongoing pandemic".
March 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Post you from a different era
(feat. @greatgatesy.bsky.social )
March 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Oh my god this motherfucker is going to *Philly* next week?! They’ll never find his body
March 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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None of these Democrats should enjoy a moment's peace.

Cortez Masto (NV)
Durbin (IL)
Fetterman (PA)
Gillibrand (NY)
Hassan (NH)
Peters (MI)
Schatz (HI)
Schumer (NY)
Shaheen (NH)

They've effectively just voted for Donald Trump's agenda without putting up a fight. Never let them hear the end of it.
March 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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speaking of which, this should be obvious but: do not donate to the democrats. do not donate to the party, do not donate to their politicians. until they do Anything At All, you do not give them a cent.
Look it's bleak right now but if you need a good laugh, imagine how bad whatever the Democrats come up with is to try to turn things around will be when it's December and they're freaking out because their fund-raising cratered.
March 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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CALLS ARE WORKING - it has bought us precious time, but we NEED to keep the pressure up.

Tomorrow is the cloture vote.

KEEP CALLING: (202) 224-3121 ☎️☎️☎️

Tell your Dem Senator to vote NO on Cloture and NO on the Republican spending bill.

Do NOT assume your Senator will be good on this. Trust me.
🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave.

Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.

Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.

TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
March 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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BREAKING: Hundreds of Jews and allies have taken over Trump Tower chanting “We want justice, you say how. Bring Mahmoud home now!” and “Fight Nazis, not students.”

The civil disobedience is spawned by the ICE arrest of Palestinian student Mahmoud Khalil.
March 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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this keeps replaying in my head bc it's literally this easy to support trans people. the majority of these freaks have never actually experienced pushback and will straight up collapse when confronted. cis people get your heads right. this is your job
1. Finally some fight.

"Have you no decency!?" asked Rep. Keating after a Republican rep called Sarah McBride "Mr. McBride" repeatedly.

McBride shot back, calling the chairman "Madam Chairman."

Fireworks erupted, Dems protested, and the hearing was cancelled.

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"Have You No Decency?": Republican Calls Sarah McBride "Mister," Dems Erupt And End Hearing
During a meeting of the House Foreign Affairs Committee, a Republican representative, Rep. Keith Self, called transgender congresswoman the "gentleman from Delaware." Dems pushed back.
www.erininthemorning.com
March 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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turn off Face ID/Touch ID, WEAR A MASK, turn on airplane mode, WEAR A MASK, only used end-to-end encrypted services, WEAR A MASK
March 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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some helpful reminders:

-not all jews support israel
-criticizing israel is not the same as being antisemitic
-being pro-palestine does not equal being pro-hamas
-arresting someone for being pro-palestine is a violation of the first amendment
-violating someone’s first amendment rights is bad
March 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Once again I am suggesting that you break some rules for practice. Get comfortable with breaking rules. When the rules are hurting other people, the right thing to do is break them. We need people who follow their moral code over the rules of their society, university, employer, and government.
March 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM