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Jonas Jödecke
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English and Spanish teacher interested in education, guitar, roleplaying, Arsenal FC, and Oxford commas.
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All these generals and admirals listening to Hegseth is like the equivalent of Gary Neville giving a ted talk to a live audience of Wenger, Mourinho, Guardiola, Zidane, Conte, and Ancelotti
September 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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What’s more astonishing: 1) that the president clearly believes, and repeatedly suggests, that asylum seekers are people from mental asylums, or 2) that no journalist has ever challenged him on this and no mainstream media outlets have done any deep dives on this story?
September 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Set piece FC 🩵
August 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Immigration agents told a teenage US citizen: ‘You’ve got no rights.’ He secretly recorded his brutal arrest
Immigration agents told a teenage US citizen: ‘You’ve got no rights.’ He secretly recorded his brutal arrest
Video from Kenny Laynez-Ambrosio, 18, puts fresh scrutiny on the harsh tactics used to reach the Trump administration’s ambitious enforcement targets
www.theguardian.com
July 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Loneliness isn’t just an affliction to be cured but an experience that can shape us for the better, Paul Bloom writes. If A.I. companions eliminate the feeling, we might lose something essential about being human.
A.I. Is About to Solve Loneliness. That’s a Problem
The discomfort of loneliness shapes us in ways we don’t recognize—and we may not like what we become without it.
www.newyorker.com
July 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Me: take hours to read a book

You: have your super hot ChatGPT girlfriend download a million books, read them, then summarize them all to you in a barrage of lies that you can't even tell are lies because you don't read books; also you have the critical thinking skills of a shovel-struck donkey
These people are the enemy.
June 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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"ChatGPT isn't its own, unique problem. It's a symptom of a totalizing cultural paradigm in which passive consumption and regurgitation of content becomes the status quo."
June 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Wie könnte man das Problem lösen, dass Menschen aufgrund prekärer Arbeitsbedingungen, hoher Arbeitsbelastung und anderer Faktoren neoliberaler Politik immer weniger Zeit für sich, die Familie und Freunde haben? Mit Chatbots, die Familie und Freunde simulieren. Wenn ein Vulkanier Lösungen entwickelt:
Mark Zuckerberg says Meta's chatbots will supplement your real friends: "The average American has fewer than 3 friends ... but has demand for ... 15 friends" (h/t x.com/romanhelmetg...)
May 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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The Don is in the house tonight! ♥️
April 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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OH MY WORD!!!!

Enjoy it, soak it all up. Arsenal have knocked out Real Madrid!!!!!!!!

Gabriel Martinelli. 2-1 in the Bernabeu.
April 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Dass nun überall diese unnötigen KI-Features eingebaut sind, ist auch einfach große 1 Einladung, mit minimalem Aufwand von 1 Klick unsere Welt durch achtloses Verballern von Energie schleichend zugrunde zu richten — & das alles oft nur für den fun oder aus Faulheit. Dem Klimawandel gefällt das.
April 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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I keep thinking of Declan Rice pulling those freekicks out of his arse for a Champions League game against Real fucking Madrid. He's like that cunt at karaoke who's never mentioned he can sing and out of nowhere has a voice that could make angels weep
April 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
#wowdw: 5er drehen in Englisch Videos über ihren Tagesablauf. Manche nehmen sich selber auf, manche filmen aus Egoperspektive, andere stellen Szenen mit Playmobil oder Lego nach. Das Ergebnis: super Videos mit herzzerreißenden Momenten, die die Welt da draußen für einen Moment verschwinden lassen.
April 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Rice x2
April 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
DECCERS
April 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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“Why aren’t you wearing a suit?”
March 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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You can now read the article here: www.theguardian.com/world/commen... - if of interest, please share.
My article in today’s Observer about the German elections (the title and the piece reference this outstanding poem by the technologist, storyteller and activist @emily.gorcen.ski: emilygorcenski.com/post/the-tim...)
February 23, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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"Bestimmt nur beim Rasieren verrutscht" – Medien verteidigen Elon Musks neues Bärtchen
"Bestimmt nur beim Rasieren verrutscht" – Medien verteidigen Elon Musks neues Bärtchen
Mar-a-Lago (dpo) - Nur einen Tag, nachdem Elon Musk laut Medienberichten "eine hitlergruß-ähnliche Geste" ausgeführt hat, zeigt sich der Multimilliard
www.der-postillon.com
January 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Humans love to see narratives in things — it's one of our most charming traits, I think. It's tempting to shape your year into an arc, whether that's a positive or negative one. But if that arc isn't useful, you can let it go. Years are arbitrary divisions. You have more time 💙
December 31, 2023 at 5:09 PM
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Untragbar, aber Realität.
November 17, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Joy.
Arteta putting out a strong team. There's a long way to go yet, but it's hard not to see today as a must-win if Arsenal are to challenge. Many have commented on Odegaard possibly bringing back some attacking spark, at this point I'm happy with small moments of joy. It's just been drab recently
November 10, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Arteta putting out a strong team. There's a long way to go yet, but it's hard not to see today as a must-win if Arsenal are to challenge. Many have commented on Odegaard possibly bringing back some attacking spark, at this point I'm happy with small moments of joy. It's just been drab recently
November 10, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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This place still feels a bit small, not football focused, but maybe we could try and connect Arsenal fans at least.

If you are an Arsenal fan, leave a reply, people can follow, also please repost or whatever it's called her and hopefully it can spread. #arsenal
November 9, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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having to edit the election piece I pre-filed on Sunday and......yeah, I stand by this
November 6, 2024 at 3:10 PM
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Liebes #blueLZ, zum Start von Fiete.ai verteilen wir die Geschenke.
Ihr seid eine tolle Community und große Imspirationsquelle.
Wir verlosen 3 exklusive Zugänge mit doppelten Credits unter allen Lehrkräften, die diesen Tweet bis Sonntag retweeten.
October 7, 2023 at 7:16 AM