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Rohan Patel
@goonerohan.bsky.social
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗹 ❤🤍
Govern yourself accordingly!

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G'mornin! 🔊😎

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Rush - Tom Sawyer
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G'mornin! 🔊😎

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Rush - Tom Sawyer
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November 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
When you have Barclays on  Saturday and the Royal Rumble on Sunday.
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
@legrove.bsky.social Wonderful words from you today; I'm sorry for your loss. ❤️🕊️
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Fowler was like: 'You ain't gonna be laughing on Sunday, Lad.'
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
​I beg yous lot, don't let that draw & 115's performance yesterday put any doubt in your minds regarding our title push. We are absolutely the best team in this league right now, hands down! Also, just look at the attack we'll have back with us over the next month. Truss me, the Opps ain't ready! 😮‍💨
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Just did a rewatch of the second half from Saturday. We were genuinely really good; unfortunately, we just didn't take our chances, of which there were plenty! That performance bodes well for us, IMO. Let's get this final international break (till March) out of the way, and then go supernova, innit!
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November 10, 2025 at 7:24 AM
G'mornin! 🔊😎

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Outkast - So Fresh, So Clean (Official HD Video)
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November 10, 2025 at 7:03 AM
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Just finished 𝙎𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙃𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙨 S5, and honestly, I was wondering why this whole season felt so underwhelming. But then the Season 6 trailer dropped, and the answer was obvious: They spunked the whole budget on that! LOL!
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Reigning champions, yet Liverpool have lost essentially half of their Premier League matches. If any other manager had that record while defending a title they'd be taken to task!
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Couldn't give a flying fuck about Citeh. UTG!!! 🔴⚪
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
🤣🤣🤣
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
🥱🥱🥱
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING POPPY?
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
yEh bUt aRtETa DIdn'T bRinG oN NWaNEri Or mAx!
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 AM
​I hope people have calmed the fuck down this morning. Those goals we conceded were just a bit silly, nothing more than that—we absolutely didn't get outclassed or anything. We created enough chances to win the game if it weren't for the bloody woodwork and unbelievable blocked shots.

0.44 xG?! 😯
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Really sad news. Quentin Willson was the OG 𝙏𝙤𝙥 𝙂𝙚𝙖𝙧 star! 🕊💨
Quentin Willson (23 July 1957 – 8 November 2025) R.I.P
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
G'mornin! 🔊😎

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Otis Redding - Cigarrettes and Coffee | Soul Sunday
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November 9, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Big up the U16s! 🏆❤🤍
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Anyone demanding second-half changes from Mikel needs a reality check. The only attackers on the bench were (raw) young Hale Enders. Sunderland would have eaten them alive. Were you even watching? 🤦🏽‍♂️
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
All yous Vince Gilligan fans! He has a new sci-fi show out on Apple TV called 𝙋𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙗𝙪𝙨. It's mustard! 🤌🏾 Get watching.
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Just imagine the impact if we'd have had the option to bring on Martinelli, Havertz, Madueke, Ødegaard, or Jesus today. We should have won, but serious perspective is required when that much quality is missing. 🤷🏽‍♂️

We move, G'nite! ✌🏾
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I hope Sunderland bring the same energy when Liverpool and City come to town.
November 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM