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Rohan Patel
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𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗹 ❤🤍
Govern yourself accordingly!

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G'mornin! 🔊😌

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December 29, 2025 at 7:15 AM
FFS, Bears! 🤦🏽‍♂️
December 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 is on't tele tonight. Deffo a Christmas film! 🤌🏾
December 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
December 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
You actually couldn’t make it up. Our best CB partnership is finally back, and immediately both fullbacks are banjaxed. 🤦🏽‍♂️ It’s like we’re not allowed to have a fully fit back four for more than five minutes. We're well and truly cursed. 🥴
December 28, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Nelli is back to his electric best from two seasons ago. 💨 Even with the missed chance, he was tearing his fullback a new one. Goals will flow—soon come. 🤞🏾

As for the fella on the other wing, standard procedure, innit. 💫
December 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just caught half an hour of Chelsea fan headloss on't radio.

Highlights:

- Maresca has to go
- John Terry needs to take charge
- Foreign owners are ruining the club
- Music being played after each goal is not within tradition
- Squad isn't good enough
- We nearly beat Arsenal with 10 men

🤣🤣🤣
December 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Watkins, coming into form before a trip to the Emirates, is it.
December 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Remember that time when we played our L8 at RB against Brighton and still won the match?
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Kai, on the bench for Tuesday would be a sight for sore eyes. 🤞🏾
December 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Every team goes through a dippy period, but serious title contenders find a way to win through it. 👊🏾 That’s exactly what we did against Brighton today. It wasn't pretty, but taking 3 points when you aren't at your best is what separates the winners from the rest, innit! 🤷🏽‍♂️ 🔴⚪
December 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Anyway, we move! 🔴⚪
December 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The excitement has turned somewhat into nervousness now. 😬
Brighton tomorrow is the job at hand, but I can’t tell you how excited I am for Villa on Tuesday. It genuinely feels like a cup final with the way the table looks. They are due! 👋🏽
December 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Can we not get the Declan Rice of strikers in?
December 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
What are we doing, man. It's fucking Brighton!
December 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I feel sick.
December 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Let's go and get 10 corners now please!!!
December 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Wtf was that yellow even for???
December 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
We're bringing on the sensible head. 👑🇧🇷
December 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
FFS!
December 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
That Deccers whip tho!!!
December 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Dunk, is one dopey brute.
December 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM