Rohan Patel
@goonerohan.bsky.social
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗹 ❤🤍
Govern yourself accordingly!
typing...
Govern yourself accordingly!
typing...
When you have Barclays on Saturday and the Royal Rumble on Sunday.
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When you have Barclays on Saturday and the Royal Rumble on Sunday.
No, Maths!
Myles: "Lads, let's have a butchers at Max's mock GCSE Maths exam."
Myles: "Lads, let's have a butchers at Max's mock GCSE Maths exam."
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
No, Maths!
Myles: "Lads, let's have a butchers at Max's mock GCSE Maths exam."
Myles: "Lads, let's have a butchers at Max's mock GCSE Maths exam."
@legrove.bsky.social Wonderful words from you today; I'm sorry for your loss. ❤️🕊️
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
@legrove.bsky.social Wonderful words from you today; I'm sorry for your loss. ❤️🕊️
Fowler was like: 'You ain't gonna be laughing on Sunday, Lad.'
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Fowler was like: 'You ain't gonna be laughing on Sunday, Lad.'
WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING POPPY?
November 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING POPPY?
yEh bUt aRtETa DIdn'T bRinG oN NWaNEri Or mAx!
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 AM
yEh bUt aRtETa DIdn'T bRinG oN NWaNEri Or mAx!
I hope people have calmed the fuck down this morning. Those goals we conceded were just a bit silly, nothing more than that—we absolutely didn't get outclassed or anything. We created enough chances to win the game if it weren't for the bloody woodwork and unbelievable blocked shots.
0.44 xG?! 😯
0.44 xG?! 😯
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I hope people have calmed the fuck down this morning. Those goals we conceded were just a bit silly, nothing more than that—we absolutely didn't get outclassed or anything. We created enough chances to win the game if it weren't for the bloody woodwork and unbelievable blocked shots.
0.44 xG?! 😯
0.44 xG?! 😯
Big up the U16s! 🏆❤🤍
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Big up the U16s! 🏆❤🤍
I didn't know he was Arsenal.
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I didn't know he was Arsenal.
Spare a thought for this wally.
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Spare a thought for this wally.
Renée, when she sees the referees in the Emirates carpark.
November 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Renée, when she sees the referees in the Emirates carpark.
Me, whenever I hear: "Hi, Ian from TalkSport".
November 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Me, whenever I hear: "Hi, Ian from TalkSport".
OMG, I think he's just experienced football management. 🤣
November 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
OMG, I think he's just experienced football management. 🤣
Saka wasn't avin' it! 🤣🤣🤣
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Saka wasn't avin' it! 🤣🤣🤣
Just look at him! This was so wholesome. He thought this situation was impossible, and now he's living the dream. 🥲❤🤍
November 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Just look at him! This was so wholesome. He thought this situation was impossible, and now he's living the dream. 🥲❤🤍
Love seeing this! He'll be important to us if we are serious about going for it in all competitions. 🙌🏾
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Love seeing this! He'll be important to us if we are serious about going for it in all competitions. 🙌🏾
Non posso dirti quanto sono emozionato per questo! 🤌🏾
November 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Non posso dirti quanto sono emozionato per questo! 🤌🏾
Good! I'd like to see this, if possible...
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Good! I'd like to see this, if possible...
These conservative DMs, out here acting like bagsmen. 😒
November 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
These conservative DMs, out here acting like bagsmen. 😒
Did you also have trouble and take a while to find the score?
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Did you also have trouble and take a while to find the score?