Bob Wehädababeitsaboy
@jokingguy.bsky.social
Things we might have in common:
•Toronto-Based Complaining
•Speculative Fiction of all types
•Book Collecting
•Food and Drink of almost any variety
•Being "Left" in a way that doesn't mean "Centrist"
•Toronto-Based Complaining
•Speculative Fiction of all types
•Book Collecting
•Food and Drink of almost any variety
•Being "Left" in a way that doesn't mean "Centrist"
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
This morning:
"Do you want to go to the farmer's market tomorrow?"
"Farmer's market is only on Sunday."
"Sure, and it's Saturday."
"...I have no ability to dispute that."
"Do you want to go to the farmer's market tomorrow?"
"Farmer's market is only on Sunday."
"Sure, and it's Saturday."
"...I have no ability to dispute that."
The holidays are great, I've asked myself what day it is today approximately ten times and I'm still not sure I could tell you
December 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This morning:
"Do you want to go to the farmer's market tomorrow?"
"Farmer's market is only on Sunday."
"Sure, and it's Saturday."
"...I have no ability to dispute that."
"Do you want to go to the farmer's market tomorrow?"
"Farmer's market is only on Sunday."
"Sure, and it's Saturday."
"...I have no ability to dispute that."
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Love this — organ tuners as accidental climate historians
NEW: Organ tuners have been leaving temperature and humidity records in little-known books for decades. 🎹
They reveal how temperatures inside churches have changed over time due to climate change and increased heating.
A new scoop for The Reengineer!
www.thereengineer.pro/p/church-org...
They reveal how temperatures inside churches have changed over time due to climate change and increased heating.
A new scoop for The Reengineer!
www.thereengineer.pro/p/church-org...
Church organ tuning records mirror our warming climate
The records appear to reflect climate change, as well as the increased heating of churches in winter
www.thereengineer.pro
December 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Love this — organ tuners as accidental climate historians
burma shave
December 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
burma shave
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I hate how much I enjoyed this
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I hate how much I enjoyed this
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
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Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
Big Eleanor Shellstrop energy: she stopped caring halfway through the sentence
tmj: teenage mutant jurtles
December 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Big Eleanor Shellstrop energy: she stopped caring halfway through the sentence
December 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I read this as "Let's get even more people praying at our facility!"
“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
blockclubchicago.org
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I read this as "Let's get even more people praying at our facility!"
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I went and did this.
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I went and did this.
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😂
Apparently all you needed to do to predict the NYC election results was read that one N.K. Jemisin novel.
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
😂
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Hitting the pitcher who was just warned about hitting a batter
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hitting the pitcher who was just warned about hitting a batter
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I have never, and will never, resell a sports/concert/etc ticket above face value.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I have never, and will never, resell a sports/concert/etc ticket above face value.
Kraft Singles
Mission Impossible: Final/Dead Reckoning
54-40 - I Go Blind
Mission Impossible: Final/Dead Reckoning
54-40 - I Go Blind
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand
Mayonnaise
Hoosiers
Gimme One Reason
Mayonnaise
Hoosiers
Gimme One Reason
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand
Mushrooms (tastes like snot to me)
Napoleon Dynamite (2 hrs I'd like back)
"Higher" by Creed (Creed generally, but especially that one)
Mushrooms (tastes like snot to me)
Napoleon Dynamite (2 hrs I'd like back)
"Higher" by Creed (Creed generally, but especially that one)
October 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Kraft Singles
Mission Impossible: Final/Dead Reckoning
54-40 - I Go Blind
Mission Impossible: Final/Dead Reckoning
54-40 - I Go Blind
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Duchamp Flies, by Carmen Cicero, 2009, 📸 by Frank Franklin II
October 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Duchamp Flies, by Carmen Cicero, 2009, 📸 by Frank Franklin II
Dead silence in the minivan as they're all watching risqué reels from the girls they'll mandatory have dates with after they finish rounding up the illegals...
Imagine these losers hyping each other up all day long in their sad minivan as they travel from middle schools to hospitals to throw people who are at most a foot shorter than them to the ground
October 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Dead silence in the minivan as they're all watching risqué reels from the girls they'll mandatory have dates with after they finish rounding up the illegals...
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Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
September 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
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@torontoplex.bsky.social think any theatres would be interested?
The reason we're releasing this in theatres is because it's incredibly fun to watch in a room full of people. People lose their minds at it. We want people to watch it together.
So! Do you run or know somebody who runs an indie theatre?
If so, contact us, and we'll let you screen it for free.
So! Do you run or know somebody who runs an indie theatre?
If so, contact us, and we'll let you screen it for free.
September 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
@torontoplex.bsky.social think any theatres would be interested?
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Schrodinger's park user: both never there (we should get rid of parks) and loitering too much (the youths!)
September 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Schrodinger's park user: both never there (we should get rid of parks) and loitering too much (the youths!)
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Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends 💔
on.ft.com/3K05vhS
on.ft.com/3K05vhS
September 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends 💔
on.ft.com/3K05vhS
on.ft.com/3K05vhS
"Charles is Batman now"
"Original Van Halen only"
Queen’s brave four-word reaction after being told she was going to die
https://www.inbella.com/1257175/queens-brave-four-word-reaction-after-being-told-she-was-going-to-die/
A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth’s brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone …
https://www.inbella.com/1257175/queens-brave-four-word-reaction-after-being-told-she-was-going-to-die/
A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth’s brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone …
September 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"Charles is Batman now"
Jonathan Swiftpenis
Henry Wadsworth Longpenis
September 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Jonathan Swiftpenis