Jay Kaplan
@jaykaplan.bsky.social
St. Petersburg, FL
Guitar player in @zerobabiesfl.bsky.social
Never trust a man in a blue trench-coat,
Never drive a car when you’re dead
Guitar player in @zerobabiesfl.bsky.social
Never trust a man in a blue trench-coat,
Never drive a car when you’re dead
Good evening and happy weekend, y’all.🙏
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Good evening and happy weekend, y’all.🙏
Which journalist has the courage to ask Bill Clinton if Trump swallowed?
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Which journalist has the courage to ask Bill Clinton if Trump swallowed?
Reposted by Jay Kaplan
What a terrible day to know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
What a terrible day to know how to read
If you don’t call a female doctor a doctress, there’s no reason to call a female actor an actress. It’s the same fucking job regardless of the gender of the person performing it, we don’t need a separate word.
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If you don’t call a female doctor a doctress, there’s no reason to call a female actor an actress. It’s the same fucking job regardless of the gender of the person performing it, we don’t need a separate word.
Megyn Kelly has teenage daughters. Either she offers them up right now for Trump to fuck, or she’s just another hypocritical piece of shit enabler.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Megyn Kelly has teenage daughters. Either she offers them up right now for Trump to fuck, or she’s just another hypocritical piece of shit enabler.
Honestly, we don’t need to see a single additional document. Enough with the “Release the Files” narrative - any elected official not calling for POTUS’ immediate resignation is, at best, utterly useless. This means Dems too. We already know enough, now fucking move on him like a bitch.
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Honestly, we don’t need to see a single additional document. Enough with the “Release the Files” narrative - any elected official not calling for POTUS’ immediate resignation is, at best, utterly useless. This means Dems too. We already know enough, now fucking move on him like a bitch.
LOL at the TNT announcer saying “so in comes jonas johansson who hasn’t played since november 2” as if that were some ancient era and not ten days ago 🙄
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
LOL at the TNT announcer saying “so in comes jonas johansson who hasn’t played since november 2” as if that were some ancient era and not ten days ago 🙄
Seven
Make that six goals. 🙄
Two of the NHL’s premiere goalies tonight. So far there have been five goals in a combined 13 shots. Hockey is wild.
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Seven
Make that six goals. 🙄
Two of the NHL’s premiere goalies tonight. So far there have been five goals in a combined 13 shots. Hockey is wild.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Make that six goals. 🙄
Two of the NHL’s premiere goalies tonight. So far there have been five goals in a combined 13 shots. Hockey is wild.
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Two of the NHL’s premiere goalies tonight. So far there have been five goals in a combined 13 shots. Hockey is wild.
If Trump gets to sue news outlets for coverage he doesn’t like, the citizens of the U.S. should be allowed to file a class action suit against the NYT for what they refused to cover. No, I’m not being facetious.
But tell me again about the liberal media bias. 🙄
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If Trump gets to sue news outlets for coverage he doesn’t like, the citizens of the U.S. should be allowed to file a class action suit against the NYT for what they refused to cover. No, I’m not being facetious.
But tell me again about the liberal media bias. 🙄
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
But tell me again about the liberal media bias. 🙄
Goon a movie
Goon in 60 Seconds
Goon in 60 Seconds
Goon a movie
"Top Goon"
"Top Goon"
Goon a movie
Gune
Gune
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Goon a movie
Goon in 60 Seconds
Goon in 60 Seconds
Highly recommend this episode of Transmissions. This was a fascinating interview.
How did @garylachman.bsky.social go from playing with Blondie & Iggy Pop to becoming one of the preeminent writers on the occult? And what do comic books have to do with it?
Find out this week on @aquariumdrunkard.com Transmissions:
podlink.com/transmission...
@talkhouse.bsky.social
Find out this week on @aquariumdrunkard.com Transmissions:
podlink.com/transmission...
@talkhouse.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Highly recommend this episode of Transmissions. This was a fascinating interview.
Happy Birthday, Neil Young!
b. Nov. 12, 1945
b. Nov. 12, 1945
Don't Be Denied (2016 Remaster)
YouTube video by Neil Young - Topic
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Happy Birthday, Neil Young!
b. Nov. 12, 1945
b. Nov. 12, 1945
Reposted by Jay Kaplan
The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
Been fighting off a headache since around 1030. I am decidedly not winning. 2.5 hours of work to go.
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Been fighting off a headache since around 1030. I am decidedly not winning. 2.5 hours of work to go.
Go Bucs! 🏴☠️
a red flag with a skull and crossbones on it
Alt: a red flag with a skull and crossbones on it
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Go Bucs! 🏴☠️
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
Let’s do that hockey!
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Let’s do that hockey!
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
#GoBolts⚡️⚡️⚡️
I think the obvious answer for me is Ira Kaplan. After five minutes, he’d likely try to murder me
I asked this before over at The Old Place and the answers delighted me. So again:
Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?
I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?
I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
November 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I think the obvious answer for me is Ira Kaplan. After five minutes, he’d likely try to murder me
Does your local NPR affiliate re-run stories multiple times across multiple broadcasts over multiple days? WTF is this? News programs shouldn’t do reruns. Surely something else newsworthy happened during the day.
November 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Does your local NPR affiliate re-run stories multiple times across multiple broadcasts over multiple days? WTF is this? News programs shouldn’t do reruns. Surely something else newsworthy happened during the day.
Okay, these cars with the extra loud exhausts? I have audio processing issues and sudden overwhelming noises are quite painful and exceptionally disorienting, particularly if I’m driving.
So two questions…
How is that bullshit not assault, and why the fuck should I not respond in kind?
So two questions…
How is that bullshit not assault, and why the fuck should I not respond in kind?
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Okay, these cars with the extra loud exhausts? I have audio processing issues and sudden overwhelming noises are quite painful and exceptionally disorienting, particularly if I’m driving.
So two questions…
How is that bullshit not assault, and why the fuck should I not respond in kind?
So two questions…
How is that bullshit not assault, and why the fuck should I not respond in kind?