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If the father of my newborn child took TEN DAYS to visit him in the NICU while he was fighting for his life I’d have changed the locks to our house by the time he got back.
If I later learned he abandoned us so he could spend time with convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein I’d turn into The Joker.
If I later learned he abandoned us so he could spend time with convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein I’d turn into The Joker.
CBS News’ Star Hire Peter Attia Hung With Epstein as Baby Son Fought for Life.
#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteinFiles
CBS News’ Star Hire Hung With Epstein as Baby Son Fought for Life
CBS News’ newest “star” contributor once chose to meet with Jeffrey Epstein—ignoring his wife’s plea to come to the hospital where their infant son was being treated. Peter Attia, who joined the ranks...
www.yahoo.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
If the father of my newborn child took TEN DAYS to visit him in the NICU while he was fighting for his life I’d have changed the locks to our house by the time he got back.
If I later learned he abandoned us so he could spend time with convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein I’d turn into The Joker.
If I later learned he abandoned us so he could spend time with convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein I’d turn into The Joker.
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For The Ringer, I wrote about how amazing it was that the brilliant Catherine O'Hara finally became a superstar in her 60s, and how sad it is that she was taken from us just when we had all finally begun to appreciate her:
Catherine O’Hara Could Do Anything
And she pretty much did everything. The only tragedy is that it feels like she was just beginning to get the recognition her decades-long career always deserved.
www.theringer.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:33 AM
For The Ringer, I wrote about how amazing it was that the brilliant Catherine O'Hara finally became a superstar in her 60s, and how sad it is that she was taken from us just when we had all finally begun to appreciate her:
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
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lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live
January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live
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The leaders of Albania & Azerbaijan were filmed mocking US Trump for claiming he ended a war between the 2 countries, even though they have never fought each other.
The world thinks that the occupant is a joke.
He’s destroying our country. Congress must act.
The world thinks that the occupant is a joke.
He’s destroying our country. Congress must act.
January 22, 2026 at 2:48 PM
The leaders of Albania & Azerbaijan were filmed mocking US Trump for claiming he ended a war between the 2 countries, even though they have never fought each other.
The world thinks that the occupant is a joke.
He’s destroying our country. Congress must act.
The world thinks that the occupant is a joke.
He’s destroying our country. Congress must act.
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trying this now (Chrome desktop, MacOS Sequoia) and at the very least it's gotten rid of the AI bullshit on top of the Google search results, which is a huge win
January 22, 2026 at 8:30 PM
trying this now (Chrome desktop, MacOS Sequoia) and at the very least it's gotten rid of the AI bullshit on top of the Google search results, which is a huge win
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it is -10 here today. I was supposed to go do a volunteer shift standing outside loading groceries into people’s cars to deliver to families stuck at home. just got a call not to come in because they have too many volunteers already. if you were wondering if the cold would stop us.
January 19, 2026 at 5:09 PM
it is -10 here today. I was supposed to go do a volunteer shift standing outside loading groceries into people’s cars to deliver to families stuck at home. just got a call not to come in because they have too many volunteers already. if you were wondering if the cold would stop us.
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$60 million a year for this guy?!
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 AM
$60 million a year for this guy?!
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This is surreal. 4 Oglala Lakota men kidnapped by ICE in Minneapolis have finally been located. One of them was released but the other 3 are being held at Fort Snelling, a former concentration camp used to imprison Native people incl. the Dakota 38 during Dakota Wars.
ictnews.org/news/north-c...
ictnews.org/news/north-c...
Four Oglala detainees located, three still in ICE custody - ICT
The four Lakota detainees were reportedly sent to a former concentration camp used during the Dakota Wars
ictnews.org
January 14, 2026 at 10:31 PM
This is surreal. 4 Oglala Lakota men kidnapped by ICE in Minneapolis have finally been located. One of them was released but the other 3 are being held at Fort Snelling, a former concentration camp used to imprison Native people incl. the Dakota 38 during Dakota Wars.
ictnews.org/news/north-c...
ictnews.org/news/north-c...
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Go Bears.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
January 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Go Bears.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
Fuck the Packers.
Abolish ICE.
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this was a smash cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1027...
Seared Sweet Potatoes With Chermoula
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January 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
this was a smash cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1027...
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Last year, ICE agents used Canary Mission to kidnap pro-Palestine students for deportation. Yesterday, they prevented medical aid from reaching Renee Nicole Good. American law enforcement was already in horrific shape; it’s getting even worse in distinct ways. defector.com/ice-is-model...
ICE Is Modeling Its Brutality After The IDF | Defector
Call it recency bias, personal interest, or perhaps just a general concern for society’s trajectory right now, but as I followed Wednesday’s news of an ICE agent killing 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good ...
defector.com
January 8, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Last year, ICE agents used Canary Mission to kidnap pro-Palestine students for deportation. Yesterday, they prevented medical aid from reaching Renee Nicole Good. American law enforcement was already in horrific shape; it’s getting even worse in distinct ways. defector.com/ice-is-model...
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The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
First-of-a-kind study shows encouraging data for trans kids who socially transition
Ninety-four percent of participants in a new study stood firm in their trans identity after five years, and "detransitioning" is rare.
www.popsci.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality.
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
And trans lives are grounded in reality.
We see y'all. No matter what.
www.popsci.com/science/tran...
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USA IS GOING TO THE OLYMPICS
Danny Casper makes a draw for four in the 9th end to defeat China 9-4 and clinch an Olympic berth.
And the celebration is on for the Americans here in Kelowna.
Danny Casper makes a draw for four in the 9th end to defeat China 9-4 and clinch an Olympic berth.
And the celebration is on for the Americans here in Kelowna.
December 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
USA IS GOING TO THE OLYMPICS
Danny Casper makes a draw for four in the 9th end to defeat China 9-4 and clinch an Olympic berth.
And the celebration is on for the Americans here in Kelowna.
Danny Casper makes a draw for four in the 9th end to defeat China 9-4 and clinch an Olympic berth.
And the celebration is on for the Americans here in Kelowna.
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Portnoy employs a legion of giant babies who make gobs of cash by throwing genuinely unnerving temper tantrums while also claiming they represent How Real Men Behave.
This is one Barstool personality's response to the Dodgers signing Edwin Diaz. Normal stuff. Definitely not a (literal) freak show
This is one Barstool personality's response to the Dodgers signing Edwin Diaz. Normal stuff. Definitely not a (literal) freak show
December 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Portnoy employs a legion of giant babies who make gobs of cash by throwing genuinely unnerving temper tantrums while also claiming they represent How Real Men Behave.
This is one Barstool personality's response to the Dodgers signing Edwin Diaz. Normal stuff. Definitely not a (literal) freak show
This is one Barstool personality's response to the Dodgers signing Edwin Diaz. Normal stuff. Definitely not a (literal) freak show
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Shouts to @albertburneko.bsky.social for this recipe, which has become one of my absolute go-tos for thanksgiving or anytime I want to impress someone with a bunch of cheese deadspin.com/how-to-make-...
Deadspin | How To Make Potatoes Au Gratin, A Step Beyond Good Ol' Mashed Taters
Deadspin | How To Make Potatoes Au Gratin, A Step Beyond Good Ol' Mashed Taters
deadspin.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Shouts to @albertburneko.bsky.social for this recipe, which has become one of my absolute go-tos for thanksgiving or anytime I want to impress someone with a bunch of cheese deadspin.com/how-to-make-...
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
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Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
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Excuse to post a classic?
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Excuse to post a classic?
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I understand he's a bully, that many of his followers are doxxers, that you're on Air Force One. But in 2016 I wanted Clinton to turn around at the debate and say "Stop lurking behind me, you fucking creep" and the first journo to say "What the fuck did you call me?" will be a hero forever
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I understand he's a bully, that many of his followers are doxxers, that you're on Air Force One. But in 2016 I wanted Clinton to turn around at the debate and say "Stop lurking behind me, you fucking creep" and the first journo to say "What the fuck did you call me?" will be a hero forever
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Hi. Mike here. Listen to me very carefully. After I'm gone, if anyone, anywhere, for any reason, attempts to use some piece of shit AI app/bot/thing to play a video of me weighing in on literally any topic, I would like you all to seize their device and smash it with a hammer.
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Hi. Mike here. Listen to me very carefully. After I'm gone, if anyone, anywhere, for any reason, attempts to use some piece of shit AI app/bot/thing to play a video of me weighing in on literally any topic, I would like you all to seize their device and smash it with a hammer.
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
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an underrated part of this turducken of garbage is Elon posting an image of the Odyssey while discussing the Iliad, but it's all so terribly, terribly pathetic
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
an underrated part of this turducken of garbage is Elon posting an image of the Odyssey while discussing the Iliad, but it's all so terribly, terribly pathetic