Hutch++
@johnhutch.bsky.social
Incrementally better than other Hutches.
Chasing rabbits, collecting hobbies.
In my spare time, I run swiftkickweb.com
Chasing rabbits, collecting hobbies.
In my spare time, I run swiftkickweb.com
I used to be cool, I swear.
he used to absolutely murder "say it ain't so" and "creep" with @johnhutch.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I used to be cool, I swear.
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It's hard to get neurotypicals to understand "I didn't do the task because I was so intensely aware of the need to do this that my brain built a wall around the concept of doing it", so we just say "I didn't do the task because I forgot."
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It's hard to get neurotypicals to understand "I didn't do the task because I was so intensely aware of the need to do this that my brain built a wall around the concept of doing it", so we just say "I didn't do the task because I forgot."
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A lot of you are going to be tempted to say "I bet Karl Marx didn't predict capitalism falling into the hands of a cabal of pedophilic freaks" and I am here to tell you that he absolutely did
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
A lot of you are going to be tempted to say "I bet Karl Marx didn't predict capitalism falling into the hands of a cabal of pedophilic freaks" and I am here to tell you that he absolutely did
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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This is a Hall of Fame post.
October 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This is a Hall of Fame post.
GIVE YER BALLS A TUG
October 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
GIVE YER BALLS A TUG
I had to go look on Reddit and see if this is real.
It’s real.
From a real person with a long, real posting history.
As the kids say, we’re cooked.
It’s real.
From a real person with a long, real posting history.
As the kids say, we’re cooked.
October 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I had to go look on Reddit and see if this is real.
It’s real.
From a real person with a long, real posting history.
As the kids say, we’re cooked.
It’s real.
From a real person with a long, real posting history.
As the kids say, we’re cooked.
Protect yer accounts yall.
After months of internal discussions, federal agencies began posting on the left-friendly social network. Within days, they dominated a list of the most-blocked accounts.
Inside the Trump Adminstration's Bluesky Invasion
On Friday, after months of internal discussions, federal agencies began posting on the left-friendly social network. Within days, they dominated a list of the most-blocked accounts.
wrd.cm
October 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Protect yer accounts yall.
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David Mitchell can never tell when Bob Mortimer is lying.
This is my ASMR.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLeC...
This is my ASMR.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLeC...
David Mitchell vs. Bob Mortimer - The Descent Into MADNESS | Would I Lie To You?
YouTube video by Would I Lie To You?
www.youtube.com
October 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
David Mitchell can never tell when Bob Mortimer is lying.
This is my ASMR.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLeC...
This is my ASMR.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLeC...
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Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.
October 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.
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Okay this made me laugh very hard. Bravo and more please. www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
October 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Okay this made me laugh very hard. Bravo and more please. www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
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Everything that’s going down in the NBA and we’re still advertising for sports betting on screen during the actual World Series coverage with the announcers talking about what’s a good bet?
Fuck this.
Fuck this.
October 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Everything that’s going down in the NBA and we’re still advertising for sports betting on screen during the actual World Series coverage with the announcers talking about what’s a good bet?
Fuck this.
Fuck this.
What’s it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
What’s it like inside your head?
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Q: What do you have if there are ten people at dinner and one is an unapologetic Nazi?
A: Ten Nazis.
www.jta.org/2025/10/22/p...
A: Ten Nazis.
www.jta.org/2025/10/22/p...
Trump nominee who said he had a 'Nazi streak' forced out before Senate confirmation hearing - Jewish Telegraphic Agency
Multiple GOP senators said they would not back Paul Ingrassia for a top legal oversight role.
www.jta.org
October 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Q: What do you have if there are ten people at dinner and one is an unapologetic Nazi?
A: Ten Nazis.
www.jta.org/2025/10/22/p...
A: Ten Nazis.
www.jta.org/2025/10/22/p...
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ChatGPT’s new Atlas browser doesn’t just see what you read — it remembers it.
@eff.org’s Lena Cohen showed me it even logged “memories” of her looking for *abortion care* and her doctor’s name. Out-surveils even Chrome.
My @washingtonpost.com column: wapo.st/49bOcVC
@eff.org’s Lena Cohen showed me it even logged “memories” of her looking for *abortion care* and her doctor’s name. Out-surveils even Chrome.
My @washingtonpost.com column: wapo.st/49bOcVC
Column | ChatGPT just came out with its own web browser. Use it with caution.
OpenAI’s Atlas promises AI-powered convenience. The price? Letting ChatGPT track and store “memories” of what you do online.
wapo.st
October 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
ChatGPT’s new Atlas browser doesn’t just see what you read — it remembers it.
@eff.org’s Lena Cohen showed me it even logged “memories” of her looking for *abortion care* and her doctor’s name. Out-surveils even Chrome.
My @washingtonpost.com column: wapo.st/49bOcVC
@eff.org’s Lena Cohen showed me it even logged “memories” of her looking for *abortion care* and her doctor’s name. Out-surveils even Chrome.
My @washingtonpost.com column: wapo.st/49bOcVC
This is what made the internet great. This is what we need to get back to.
“catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two”
“catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two”
I made 27 gifs (from scratch!) of video game characters dying like Mario does to discuss the origin of this peculiar bit of pixel animation. Enjoy!
The Origin of Mario’s Trademark Death Animation — Thrilling Tales of Old Video Games
Super Mario Bros. taught side-scrolling heroes how to kick the bucket… even if Mario stole those moves.
www.thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com
October 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This is what made the internet great. This is what we need to get back to.
“catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two”
“catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two”
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That’s called burying the lead
October 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
That’s called burying the lead
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I dare any onlooker to pan across this slowly from the left and not burst out laughing
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I dare any onlooker to pan across this slowly from the left and not burst out laughing
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Tarik Skubal and Paul Skenes should be allowed to roam the country every summer, just showing up at random ballparks every five days and announcing themselves as the starting pitcher for whichever team they desire
October 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Tarik Skubal and Paul Skenes should be allowed to roam the country every summer, just showing up at random ballparks every five days and announcing themselves as the starting pitcher for whichever team they desire
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i loved the 2025 philadelphia phillies. no playoffs can make me hate them. defector.com/what-ill-rem...
What I'll Remember About The Phillies | Defector
At the Phillies’ 2025 home opener, we decided that it was our year. As my friend Dana and I stood next to the giant balloon arch and let someone take our photo, people around us were feeling optimisti...
defector.com
October 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
i loved the 2025 philadelphia phillies. no playoffs can make me hate them. defector.com/what-ill-rem...
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Matt Gelb meets the moment with a stellar piece of writing, capturing the pathos of a team of human beings in the immediate aftermath of such a historically tragic turn in baseball.
It’s something every Phillies fan should make time to read.
It’s something every Phillies fan should make time to read.
More than an hour after it happened, Orion Kerkering went back to the dugout. He was alone. Then, someone put his arm around him. The Phillies shared a collective pain because it felt like more than a season had just ended. Story: www.nytimes.com/athletic/670...
Phillies share the pain after Orion Kerkering’s error leads to crushing elimination loss
Inside the clubhouse, there was shock, anger, concern for the young reliever — and a sense that something more than a season had ended.
www.nytimes.com
October 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Matt Gelb meets the moment with a stellar piece of writing, capturing the pathos of a team of human beings in the immediate aftermath of such a historically tragic turn in baseball.
It’s something every Phillies fan should make time to read.
It’s something every Phillies fan should make time to read.
Re: Schwarber & Realmuto, once your bank account is 7, 8 figures… how are you not just picking the team you want to play for? I’m sure Scott Boras is whispering in their ears about payouts but how much money do you really need? You’re rich af. Just go where you wanna be. (So, Philly, natch).
October 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Re: Schwarber & Realmuto, once your bank account is 7, 8 figures… how are you not just picking the team you want to play for? I’m sure Scott Boras is whispering in their ears about payouts but how much money do you really need? You’re rich af. Just go where you wanna be. (So, Philly, natch).