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For JRR Tolkien's birthday, here he is reading the riddle scene from _The Hobbit_. #tolkien #hobbit
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J.R.R. Tolkien reads from The Hobbit
YouTube video by J.W.B
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January 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I totally whiffed on the partridge, the turtle doves, and the french hens. Where can I get colly birds by midnight? #12days #christmas #music
December 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
'Good King Wenceslas' doesn't mention the Nativity, odd for a Christmas song, but 'on the Feast of Stephen' refers to 26 December, St Stephen's Day, the Second Day of Christmas.

Fun fact: he was actually a Duke; HRE Otto1 elevated him to 'King' after he was assassinated. #christmas #wenceslas
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Here's my message for you, however you say it. #christmas #startrek #klingon
December 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
We used to believe in phlogiston, which was absorbed into the air when something burned. Now we believe in oxygen, something in the air which is necessary for things to burn. Have you done an experiment to settle the question, or do you believe in oxygen because that's what you were told ? #science
December 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
_In The Dream House_, by Carmen Maria Machado. Unlike anything else I've ever read. It tells a story in the form of a hundred short stories, each from a different genre. A reality that looks different from each side, even as they all show the same fundamental truth. I completely recommend it.
December 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
For Beethoven's birthday, here's a fun video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Vw...
Beethoven - Für Elise (piano solo)
YouTube video by smalin
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December 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I once started with someone opening a door and found myself researching when wax paper was invented. #writing
December 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
חנוכה שמח
December 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I don't think I've ever heard of someone actually getting stuck in quicksand before. #quicksand
www.unionleader.com/news/nationa...
Rescuers questioned the call but it was real: A hiker was trapped in quicksand
Austin Dirks walked through a shallow stream of water in a Utah canyon that looked and felt similar to dozens of others the avid hiker has passed.
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December 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
And every December 9th, we sit and watch 'Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas'. #christmas #community
December 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Everybody who was paying attention in 2015, when we were told that Mexicans were rapists and murderers, knew all along that this evil racist white-supremacist garbage was the goal. What I can't understand about neo-Nazis is why they idolise losers.
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
For CS Lewis's birthday, a story told by Walter Hooper: 'On the way to an Inklings meeting, he gave some money to a street beggar, and I made the usual objection: "Won't he just spend it on drink?" Lewis answered, "Yes, but if I kept it, so would I." '
#cslewis #wisdom #judgenot
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
_Cordelia's Honor_ by Lois McMaster Bujold.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
They probably figured the anti-vax people made a fortune convincing suckers that medicine was bad for them, so they could do the same with some other medical issue.
www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
A year-long investigation reveals how mothers lost children after being radicalised by uplifting podcast tales of births without midwives or doctors
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
And for the record, I very much did have 'Order arrests of political opponents' on my 2025 Dictatorship Bingo Card.
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Everybody who goes to church should read these answers and think about them.
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November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
If you have been published, and didn't opt out of the class action, you should check your name/titles on the Anthropic Settlement page. It's not much, but you should get your cut. (I checked a few people I know and you are in there.)
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Submit a Claim
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November 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This is about my view of things. #writing #art
November 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I am so glad somebody in Congress finally said this. Dr Oz, RFKjr, Hegseth, Pirro, they're all jokes. They should never have been nominated, and never have been confirmed. The GOP-run senate rubber-stamped them because they don't care what happens to the country or its citizens.
Reporter: Dr Oz said that—

Jeffries: Who? Nobody who is serious in this country takes Dr. Oz seriously… I’m not going to respond to any comments from randos like Dr. Oz who is woefully unqualified.
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The symbolism of Trump standing there completely uninterested after someone collapsed in his office perfectly captures his attitude toward the American people, and really toward anyone except himself.
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Some of my relatives were 'Florida snowbirds': people who live up north and go south for the winter. This headline suggests that the Daily Fail has not yet learned that the USA has winter. Maybe someone who works there will one day learn about such advanced concepts. #DailyMail #Mamdani #newyork
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
In 20 years, nobody will admit they supported this, not even the people who voted for it and are completely silent about it right now: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
US citizen, 67, ‘has six ribs broken’ by Border Patrol agents, his running club says
The incident unfolded Saturday in Chicago’s Old Irving Park neighborhood, where residents say federal agents disrupted a children’s Halloween parade
www.independent.co.uk
November 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why don't dishwashers have windows on the front like washing machines and ovens do?
November 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM