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Travis
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Philadelphia
Vindicated!
Kepler hit a home run just as me and my brother were talking about how much he sucks.
January 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
He was actually on performance reducing drugs
Max Kepler got popped for an 80-game PED suspension. That's a big name.
January 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
🥹
January 9, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I like that the Flyers have a twelve year old named Denver on the team.
January 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The first thing I thought of when I saw this Spurs court was the Space Coyote from The Simpsons.
January 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I’m watching the game and even thought the same.
January 7, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Truly, and if I’m ever out that way we’ll make it happen. This and a puppet tour.
January 7, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I’ll be in NY next month for work and thought to myself, “Hey maybe it would be fun to go see a game at The Garden.” 😣
January 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Classic sitcom trope.
January 6, 2026 at 3:26 AM
lol dude looks like shit
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
This is EXACTLY the kind of voicemail I like to get.
January 2, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Just did mine and I can’t post it because I’m such a hater.
December 31, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Pluribus was really good. Liked it a lot. 👍
December 31, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Bookshelf Balrog
December 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Millennial Gandalf / Gen X Gandalf
December 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Right?!
December 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
We were listening to the Cameron Winter solo record in the car yesterday and my wife said that he sounds like Rufus Wainwright covering Tom Waits. Best description I’ve heard so far!
December 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This guy had a trick where he would touch people’s necks and they wouldn’t be able to pick him up. His Google image search results is mostly stuff like this:
December 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Bought my first cigarette card today!
It’s from 1910 which officially makes it the oldest card in my collection by about 40 years.
December 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I mean… they really can’t show that it’s a 99% boring sport. (No shade if you’re an F1 fan) 🤣
December 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Same. They didn’t skimp on the racing, which I appreciated.
December 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Yeah last night I had to skip right over recommending Sorry, Baby to my brother cause I knew he would hate it. Talked about the F1 movie instead (mid).
December 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Every time I talk about movies with people I have to take out my phone and check because I forget about most of them really easily.
December 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If Letterboxd asked me my four favorite movies on the red carpet of some premiere I would just bang them off.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
No, “Only four?! It’s soooo tough haha”
December 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
“Rosie’s gotta think about her whole life before doing a karaoke version of Golden from KPop Demon Hunters”
December 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM