Deano Pellegrino
@johngondola.bsky.social
Lawyer. Anonymous for jokes + not getting fired.
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Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
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it gives trump way too much credit but a good metaphor for the dem party and biden admin in 2021 is oberin celebrating defeating the mountain and mugging for the crowd seconds before having his eyes gouged out and his skull crushed
one thing sports have taught me is that the great teams, when they have a gigantic lead, press down on the gas and bury their opponents while the mediocre teams coast and more often than not let their often weaker opponent right back into the game
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
it gives trump way too much credit but a good metaphor for the dem party and biden admin in 2021 is oberin celebrating defeating the mountain and mugging for the crowd seconds before having his eyes gouged out and his skull crushed
Guys I think there may be some racist people running the government
October 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Guys I think there may be some racist people running the government
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staring straight into the camera and lying. just a despicable person and a poor excuse for a national leader.
Vance: “People on the left are much likelier to defend and celebrate political violence. This is not a both sides problem. If both sides have a problem, then one side has a much bigger and malignant problem and that is the truth.”
September 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
staring straight into the camera and lying. just a despicable person and a poor excuse for a national leader.
Pie - Boston cream
Ice cream - Boston cream
Donut - Boston cream
Bar - Cheers
Cake - Boston cream pie
Ice cream - Boston cream
Donut - Boston cream
Bar - Cheers
Cake - Boston cream pie
Pie: key lime
Ice cream: mint chocolate chip
Donut: maple
Bar: lemon
Cake: blueberry upside down
Ice cream: mint chocolate chip
Donut: maple
Bar: lemon
Cake: blueberry upside down
September 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Pie - Boston cream
Ice cream - Boston cream
Donut - Boston cream
Bar - Cheers
Cake - Boston cream pie
Ice cream - Boston cream
Donut - Boston cream
Bar - Cheers
Cake - Boston cream pie
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The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.
September 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.
I just think that if you're in favor of other people getting murdered, you should be willing to get murdered yourself
September 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I just think that if you're in favor of other people getting murdered, you should be willing to get murdered yourself
We deployed the military to avenge a man trying to pick up a teenager
And while the right wing story was constantly changing, the police report and the story from the teenagers both remained consistent. The teenagers say that big balls was harassing and trying to pick up the 15-year-old girl, and when he wouldn't leave her alone the boy jumped in to defend her.
Judge Releases Teens Charged in ‘Big Balls’ Assault in Blow to Trump
The case caught the attention of Donald Trump.
www.thedailybeast.com
August 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
We deployed the military to avenge a man trying to pick up a teenager
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On one hand, Republican officials call themselves "warfighters."
On the other, they become whiny crybabies at the thought of setting foot in DC streets and New York City subways that literal schoolchildren navigate every day without incident.
Real macho stuff.
On the other, they become whiny crybabies at the thought of setting foot in DC streets and New York City subways that literal schoolchildren navigate every day without incident.
Real macho stuff.
August 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
On one hand, Republican officials call themselves "warfighters."
On the other, they become whiny crybabies at the thought of setting foot in DC streets and New York City subways that literal schoolchildren navigate every day without incident.
Real macho stuff.
On the other, they become whiny crybabies at the thought of setting foot in DC streets and New York City subways that literal schoolchildren navigate every day without incident.
Real macho stuff.
If anyone was wondering how it's going in Florida, here is a photo of the Gubernatorial Fellows program from this year versus a few years back. I'll let you guess which is which
August 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If anyone was wondering how it's going in Florida, here is a photo of the Gubernatorial Fellows program from this year versus a few years back. I'll let you guess which is which
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Let's be clear, this is the situation we face:
"Aspiring authoritarian federal government takes control of police force in nation's capital."
"Aspiring authoritarian federal government takes control of police force in nation's capital."
August 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Let's be clear, this is the situation we face:
"Aspiring authoritarian federal government takes control of police force in nation's capital."
"Aspiring authoritarian federal government takes control of police force in nation's capital."
You and me and the DSM makes three 🥰
August 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You and me and the DSM makes three 🥰
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Easiest job in the world. You write essays with titles like “Due Process Revisited: a 16th Century Case for Imprisonment without Trial” and every few months you cause a stir by using a racial epithet in the classroom
We nEeD vieWPoiNt DivErsITy
July 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Easiest job in the world. You write essays with titles like “Due Process Revisited: a 16th Century Case for Imprisonment without Trial” and every few months you cause a stir by using a racial epithet in the classroom
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9/11
July 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
9/11
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has there ever been a group of people with more open, vocal contempt for this country, its institutions, and the people in it than the trump people
July 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
has there ever been a group of people with more open, vocal contempt for this country, its institutions, and the people in it than the trump people
"a character named Brett" on the @alabseries.bsky.social
July 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
"a character named Brett" on the @alabseries.bsky.social
Put me in coach
Have you seen *any sign*, whatsoever, that anyone in left-leaning elites is even close to prepared for this?
July 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Put me in coach
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Bluesky is a place for Lisa Simpsons and is actively resistant to any Barts showing up
June 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Bluesky is a place for Lisa Simpsons and is actively resistant to any Barts showing up
Making it anywhere in the world (besides the sciences) involves eventually realizing that the world is full of, and run by, Gilderoy Lockharts
June 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Making it anywhere in the world (besides the sciences) involves eventually realizing that the world is full of, and run by, Gilderoy Lockharts
The only phishing scams that'll work on me are ones built around an "unsubscribe" link
June 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The only phishing scams that'll work on me are ones built around an "unsubscribe" link
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
Nobody ever buy me a vest
May 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Nobody ever buy me a vest
I'm Glad Reagan Has Expired"
May 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I'm Glad Reagan Has Expired"
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"