Nicholas Wallace
@wallace.bsky.social
Professor of Constitutional Law at Princeton Law School, specializing in the 18th Amendment. Former legal analyst for Crossfire.
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Nicholas Wallace
@wallace.bsky.social
· Nov 26
folks please leave the comedy and “bits” on X, this site is for hard posting only. politics and complaining about customer service, that’s it
Thinking about becoming a professional golfer. Seems like a good gig. Need to learn how to golf tho
February 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Thinking about becoming a professional golfer. Seems like a good gig. Need to learn how to golf tho
Tragic: Guy Who Attended Week-Long Conference Has Zero New Invitations on LinkedIn
February 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Tragic: Guy Who Attended Week-Long Conference Has Zero New Invitations on LinkedIn
Can’t believe eggnog season is already over. We’ve got to wait 7 months before ‘nog returns to the shelves and it’s socially acceptable to guzzle ‘nog in public. ‘nog
https://m.it’s
February 12, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Can’t believe eggnog season is already over. We’ve got to wait 7 months before ‘nog returns to the shelves and it’s socially acceptable to guzzle ‘nog in public. ‘nog
Elon Musk wants to [spins dial] __replace all animals__ with [draws card] ___humanoid replicas of himself___
February 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Elon Musk wants to [spins dial] __replace all animals__ with [draws card] ___humanoid replicas of himself___
They should do Olympics for more art forms besides figure skating. Olympic Banjo. Olympic glass blowing. Olympic Haiku
February 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM
They should do Olympics for more art forms besides figure skating. Olympic Banjo. Olympic glass blowing. Olympic Haiku
Just had a religious experience leaving DC
February 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Just had a religious experience leaving DC
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
Terminator remake but it’s dogs traveling back in time to tell their owners not to get Ring cameras
February 9, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Terminator remake but it’s dogs traveling back in time to tell their owners not to get Ring cameras
Switching over to the TPUSA alternate postgame ceremony to watch Jim Caviezel give a trophy to members of the Kansas City Chiefs
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Switching over to the TPUSA alternate postgame ceremony to watch Jim Caviezel give a trophy to members of the Kansas City Chiefs
Oh you’re an AI skeptic ? Maybe you should shut your dumb human mouth and visit my genius AI website [AI website immediately crashes]
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Oh you’re an AI skeptic ? Maybe you should shut your dumb human mouth and visit my genius AI website [AI website immediately crashes]
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Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
Ok this is wild
Apparently there’s a secret rule in football where if a player carries or catches the ball in the painted area at the end of the field his team gets six points. Imagine seeing something like that in a game
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Ok this is wild
Reminder: Seahawks are not the champs unless they challenge and defeat the Indiana Hoosiers
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Reminder: Seahawks are not the champs unless they challenge and defeat the Indiana Hoosiers
Join Ring and you can use our global surveillance network to track and terminate your enemies
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Join Ring and you can use our global surveillance network to track and terminate your enemies
Apparently there’s a secret rule in football where if a player carries or catches the ball in the painted area at the end of the field his team gets six points. Imagine seeing something like that in a game
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Apparently there’s a secret rule in football where if a player carries or catches the ball in the painted area at the end of the field his team gets six points. Imagine seeing something like that in a game
More like Good Bunny, imo
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
More like Good Bunny, imo
You expect us to give people a meaningful opportunity to be heard before a deprivation of liberty or property? Every time? Do you have any idea how inconvenient that would be?
February 7, 2026 at 7:28 PM
You expect us to give people a meaningful opportunity to be heard before a deprivation of liberty or property? Every time? Do you have any idea how inconvenient that would be?
An admin law professor saying “not everything is about due process” is like a cardiologist saying “not everything is about heart health”
Yes but have you considered that it is in fact not
February 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
An admin law professor saying “not everything is about due process” is like a cardiologist saying “not everything is about heart health”
Law professors, here's your contracts final hypo
February 6, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Law professors, here's your contracts final hypo
X-men hot take: Michael Cera should play Wolverine
Looks like we’re getting a reboot of the x-men film franchise next summer. Curious what storyline they’ll draw from for this first one. Personally, I would love an accurate rendition of God Loves, Man Kills. Perfect story for the racist ass timeline we find ourselves in.
February 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
X-men hot take: Michael Cera should play Wolverine
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Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
February 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
As an originalist, my view is that none of these appointments are valid because Trump led an insurrection and was ineligible to run for president
I want to emphasize how radically Trump's second-term judical appointments are going to change the American legal system. These are not the standard Ivy League FedSoc guys. They are election-denying freaks who earned Trump's favor because they are willing to say what he wants to hear.
Trump Is Building a Federal Judiciary of Delusional, Cowardly Loyalists
Judges have to decide cases based on facts. For Trump judges, the only facts that matter are the ones that he authorizes them to believe.
ballsandstrikes.org
February 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
As an originalist, my view is that none of these appointments are valid because Trump led an insurrection and was ineligible to run for president
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NEW: since last year, a pair of "highly trained" feds have been involved in an array of incidents attacking crowds with chemical weapons.
We used public records and open source analysis to identify Edgar Vazquez and Michael Sveum, alongside some other members of their tactical team.
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We used public records and open source analysis to identify Edgar Vazquez and Michael Sveum, alongside some other members of their tactical team.
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Identified: the El Paso BORTAC crew rampaging through the Midwest
One violent duo in particular, U.S. Border Patrol agents Michael Sveum (EZ-2) and Edgar Vazquez (EZ-17), have been frequently seen alongside former commander-at-large Greg Bovino terrorizing crowds wi...
unraveledpress.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:24 PM
NEW: since last year, a pair of "highly trained" feds have been involved in an array of incidents attacking crowds with chemical weapons.
We used public records and open source analysis to identify Edgar Vazquez and Michael Sveum, alongside some other members of their tactical team.
Read more:
We used public records and open source analysis to identify Edgar Vazquez and Michael Sveum, alongside some other members of their tactical team.
Read more:
Not sure what's crazier, the fact that all these judicial nominees are all insurrection apologists or the fact that they're all teenagers
Another batch of Trump's judicial nominees refused in their confirmation hearings today to publicly acknowledge that Joe Biden won the 2020 election, which annoyed Sen. Richard Blumenthal enough for him to call them "monkeys" and "puppets"
February 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Not sure what's crazier, the fact that all these judicial nominees are all insurrection apologists or the fact that they're all teenagers
love how the gerrymanders in neighboring states make Illinois look charged, like there are little bolts of electricity sizzling off it
Yeah you can draw nakedly partisan maps, turn up the heat boys, it's time to maximize Illinois
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
love how the gerrymanders in neighboring states make Illinois look charged, like there are little bolts of electricity sizzling off it