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paranoid androgynoid
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i saw Videodrome on tv one night when i was very small and you can pretty much trace everything back to that
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paranoid androgynoid @jklie.bsky.social · Feb 20
film credits should be in order of appearance, but like from best to worst
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ashlikeadragon.bsky.social
happy transgender day of remembrance

thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly

please live 💜
A screenshot from Celeste. Madeline stands by a memorial dedicated to those who perished on the climb up Celeste Mountain.
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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krisstraub.com
the most scathing book review i’ve ever seen. absolute brutality
photo of a public urinal in a SEATAC restroom. on the ledge, someone has abandoned a hardcover copy of “chasing the dime” by michael connelly
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.

IG bscomedian
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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cetaillefer.bsky.social
you're too late. i've already depicted you as the body of someone hit by a train and myself as the tightly knit pack of friends having one last golden summer together before the horrors of adulthood are inflicted on us
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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headfallsoff.com
it is pretty funny that they made a barbie movie about what it means to be a man and the struggle of masculinity and the unique pressures of being a man and how to find your place if you're a man and the responsibility and burden of being a man and so on and so forth
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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calebzane.bsky.social
announced a game today in case you missed it. the call to action is to be nice to me if it takes a long time
hauntedtable.bsky.social Haunted Table -> PAX U Booth #4234 @hauntedtable.bsky.social · 22h
Surprise: we're working on something new! A game called Tiny Wizard.
Tiny Wizard text logo in green and gold. A candle, a little door, and a star are hidden in the text. Underneath the logo is a large wide-brimmed wizard's hat with eyes and glasses. Text next to the hat says: We can no longer be seen or heard. A choice made for us, long ago. But we can still connect. Thank you for accepting one of our wizards into your home, and may they bring you some much-needed magic. Tiny Wizard is a solo RPG about a tiny wizard exploring your actual house. Together you’ll climb furniture, cast spells, and open portals to bring the magic of the Tiny Realm back to Earth, one room at a time. Intended for all ages, Tiny Wizard’s gameplay is inspired by solo TTRPGs, virtual pets, and memories of being very small.
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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follypersist.bsky.social
ohhh he's called Homer bc he spends the whole odyssey tryin to get home
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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spacetwinks.bsky.social
me the moment i get a sinus headache: i'm just saying maybe trepanation got a bad rap
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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ztul.bsky.social
It's true that the season three finale establishes Joey is immune to the Anti-Friend's influence because he's the only one who's baptized, but it doesn't necessarily follow that his presence would interfere with Phoebe's supplication to Tiamat during the 9/11 episode as some have alleged. In fact,
November 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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topherflorence.bsky.social
today is the day to do important male activities like alternating saying "THE GRID" in a jeff bridges voice and "THE BOUNCER" in a the bouncer voice as you slowly caramelize a pan of onions for 45 minutes
popbase.tv Pop Base @popbase.tv · 1d
Today is International Men’s Day.
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
Do you want to view
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil

tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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necrosoftgames.com
Demonschool: Is OUT. It's out. Finally it is out. We hope you enjoy it.

store.steampowered.com/app/1900250/...

store.playstation.com/en-us/concep...

www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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headfallsoff.com
daron malakian: i buy my crack, my smack my bitch right here in hollywood

serj tankian: drug money is used to rig elections and train brutal corporate sponsored dictators around the world

rick rubin: dude this is so fucking good i’m gonna put kanye onto hitler
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
change of plans. feeling like I'm just gonna come to terms with my rusty cage
March 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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asherelbein.bsky.social
I cosign every single word of this

anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
I do understand: you want permission. There’s a machine in the corner wrapped in human skin that makes things out of shit and blood to look like whatever you want (as long as you don’t look too closely). You gave one to your teacher and they didn’t notice. Your boss told you to use it after they laid off half the team and it was fine. You fed one to your kids and they liked it. You want to know you can use it sometimes without me thinking less of you. You don’t need me to believe it’s useful, you just want me to be polite about it. But I am a hater, and I will not be polite. The machine is disgusting and we should break it. The people who build it are vapid shit-eating cannibals glorifying ignorance. I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself.
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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gshowitt.bsky.social
D66 Things Guards Say When You Pass A Stealth Check (Fantasy)
This is a D66 table which is too long to fit into the alt text. It's 36 different things a Guard might say when you pass a stealth check. Here's a selection, anyway: “Huh. Guess it must have been the wind.” “Blimey, the size of the size of the rats ‘round here!” “I must be tired.” “Don’t bother. This place makes all sorts of weird noises.” “You’re hearing things! You ought to lay off the whiskey.” “Guess it was nothing.” “I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.” “Go on, get out of here!” “I’m not checking it. You check it.” “Come on, who’d try to sneak in here?” “Ugh. I hate this job.” “Any more noises like that and I’ll be forced to stand up and take a look.” “I don’t feel like getting shanked in the ribs tonight. Just let it slide.” “What you mean, ‘strange noise?’ Sounds like a perfectly normal noise to me.” “My doctor said I’m not supposed to investigate mysterious sounds after 6pm.” *aimlessly whistles a sea shanty, and dreams of their true purpose: sailing the mighty ocean* “Ohhh, my aching back! I can barely stand up straight, let alone search for intruders!” “Geoffrey? Is that you? I’ve told you not to do the hiding thing any more. It’s dangerous.” “I think someone must have left a window open somewhere.” to themselves: “Don’t be scared. Shh. There’s no such thing as ghosts.” “Probably just a harmless drunk. They kip in here sometimes.” “Hey, your shift’s over! It’s my time to guard. Let me have this, Sylvia.” reading aloud, weeping: “Dear Erik. I am very sorry, but I must leave you. I’ve found a new lover. He wants to start a family. I can’t wait for your promotion any longer.” “No, no: my grandfather told me about a time he investigated a nearby disruption. I’m not going to make the same mistake.”
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
This video puts to words some of the feelings I've had about modern movies/cgi/digital film but haven't been able to enunciate, but moreover nails a problem in modern art making: the lack of real, tactile experiences reflected in the work youtu.be/tvwPKBXEOKE?...
Why Movies Just Don't Feel "Real" Anymore
YouTube video by Like Stories of Old
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November 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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notquitereal.bsky.social
REALIS - SOON
possibleworlds.bsky.social PWG 🔜 PAXU #3758 @possibleworlds.bsky.social · 20h
Realis is coming sooner than you think! Sign up to be notified at launch when the print edition of @austinwalker.bsky.social's TTRPG goes live in 2026, and start bracing yourself for all the additional art, player options, and GM resources being added to the game: www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...
Coming soon: Realis
A new tabletop roleplaying game by Austin Walker
www.kickstarter.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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austinwalker.bsky.social
Surprise, we're getting pretty close to the final version of REALIS!

ICYMI: I've been making a TTRPG about mystical moons and living spaceships and sentences that can kill you. A preview is available now (see my pinned post), but the full version draws near!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...
Coming soon: Realis
A new tabletop roleplaying game by Austin Walker
www.kickstarter.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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ztul.bsky.social
Meme image little boy faces two paths, left to bright sunshine house "the attorneys office where my recently deceased eccentric uncle's will is read" vs dark scary house "the haunted house I have to sirens the night in to claim my inheritance"
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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notquitereal.bsky.social
killer pitch
hauntedtable.bsky.social Haunted Table -> PAX U Booth #4234 @hauntedtable.bsky.social · 22h
Surprise: we're working on something new! A game called Tiny Wizard.
Tiny Wizard text logo in green and gold. A candle, a little door, and a star are hidden in the text. Underneath the logo is a large wide-brimmed wizard's hat with eyes and glasses. Text next to the hat says: We can no longer be seen or heard. A choice made for us, long ago. But we can still connect. Thank you for accepting one of our wizards into your home, and may they bring you some much-needed magic. Tiny Wizard is a solo RPG about a tiny wizard exploring your actual house. Together you’ll climb furniture, cast spells, and open portals to bring the magic of the Tiny Realm back to Earth, one room at a time. Intended for all ages, Tiny Wizard’s gameplay is inspired by solo TTRPGs, virtual pets, and memories of being very small.
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
I love the Dropkick Murphys because "Irish-American" + "gen X" + "punk rocker who's been at it for 30 years" should be the formula for the most racist guy alive but instead Ken Casey is constantly giving interviews where he's like "fascists are demons from hell and that's where they belong"
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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rowan.monster
You know how I say major corporations are built on an ideology of control as being more important than profit? www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...
Krafton CEO allegedly asked ChatGPT to help him find a way out of paying Subnautica 2 devs their bonuses because he wanted to avoid the 'professional embarrassment' of being seen as a 'pushover'
A pre-trial brief filed by former Unknown Worlds bosses says Krafton CEO Changham Kim was worried about losing his job for overpaying for the studio.
www.pcgamer.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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neolithicsheep.bsky.social
authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
arstechnica.com Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · Aug 27
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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sarahmargs.bsky.social
some of u guys lack a penchant for whimsy
November 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM