paranoid androgynoid
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i saw Videodrome on tv one night when i was very small and you can pretty much trace everything back to that
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paranoid androgynoid
@jklie.bsky.social
· Feb 20
film credits should be in order of appearance, but like from best to worst
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POV: Your uncle Poseidon, god of the sea, aggressively approves of your new pronouns
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
POV: Your uncle Poseidon, god of the sea, aggressively approves of your new pronouns
congratulations! you found me, the one freak who still plays Dawn of War 2 Retribution exclusively for the single player campaigns, zero skirmishes on record
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
congratulations! you found me, the one freak who still plays Dawn of War 2 Retribution exclusively for the single player campaigns, zero skirmishes on record
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it's jolly
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
it's jolly
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You GOTTA stop being so desperately afraid of the audience. Look at me. Look in my eyeballs. Stop being so desperate for approval. Stop writing for the whiny babies in your audience and start writing for the freaks who like cool fucked up shit
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You GOTTA stop being so desperately afraid of the audience. Look at me. Look in my eyeballs. Stop being so desperate for approval. Stop writing for the whiny babies in your audience and start writing for the freaks who like cool fucked up shit
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Something inspired about how One Battle After Another plays its troop characters pretty straight. Madcap cartoon chase and the tip of the evil spear are 0 dark 30 guys being so professional and stoic and hypercompetent in the service of the stupidest worst thing you've ever heard of. Oh shit wait
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Something inspired about how One Battle After Another plays its troop characters pretty straight. Madcap cartoon chase and the tip of the evil spear are 0 dark 30 guys being so professional and stoic and hypercompetent in the service of the stupidest worst thing you've ever heard of. Oh shit wait
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Computers were a skill. They were taught in classrooms as a skill. Skills give you power over your tools because you work them as an expert and that is leverage to multiply externally.
And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Computers were a skill. They were taught in classrooms as a skill. Skills give you power over your tools because you work them as an expert and that is leverage to multiply externally.
And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
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I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
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When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
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Happy Hallowstream!
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Happy Hallowstream!
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
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ok extremely funny that the horizon mmo has unreal engine sex doll character creator. total cultural victory for the guys that got mad about aloy's peach fuzz or whatever
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 AM
ok extremely funny that the horizon mmo has unreal engine sex doll character creator. total cultural victory for the guys that got mad about aloy's peach fuzz or whatever
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move over Beavis
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
move over Beavis
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You just know when someone has been typing a message on Discord for ten minutes that whatever they’re about to say is gonna ruin your day a little bit.
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
You just know when someone has been typing a message on Discord for ten minutes that whatever they’re about to say is gonna ruin your day a little bit.
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trying out this new dual screen handheld thing I got by simultaneously watching Shrek 2 (the 12 fps GBA video cart) and Shrek 2 (the motion picture)
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
trying out this new dual screen handheld thing I got by simultaneously watching Shrek 2 (the 12 fps GBA video cart) and Shrek 2 (the motion picture)
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The webpage for our upcoming book has the cover on it now which is enough of a milestone for me to write another post about the book we have coming out soon. www.politybooks.com/bookdetail?b...
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The webpage for our upcoming book has the cover on it now which is enough of a milestone for me to write another post about the book we have coming out soon. www.politybooks.com/bookdetail?b...
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
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Apocalypse World has had a bigger impact on my life than any other roleplaying game. It's just a phenomenal game, designed by phenomenal people. You should pick up a copy of the new edition!
Here We GO! Come along, my dearies!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lum...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/lum...
Apocalypse World: Burned Over
The 3rd edition of the groundbreaking original.
www.kickstarter.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Apocalypse World has had a bigger impact on my life than any other roleplaying game. It's just a phenomenal game, designed by phenomenal people. You should pick up a copy of the new edition!
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Greetings, Child Killer. I assume you have come here because of my son.
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Greetings, Child Killer. I assume you have come here because of my son.
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that electrifying moment at the beginning of a media club plus episode when nobody knows how anybody else feels about the movie and then the blindfolds come off and they see who they're fighting alongside/against
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
that electrifying moment at the beginning of a media club plus episode when nobody knows how anybody else feels about the movie and then the blindfolds come off and they see who they're fighting alongside/against
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Makes me think of MAO II where DeLillo is talking (in 1991) about how terrorists now occupy the space novelists once held. Novelists once dangerously influenced mass consciousness, now they don't, and terrorists have seized their role.
Oates is from the last generation still trained to kill.
Oates is from the last generation still trained to kill.
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Makes me think of MAO II where DeLillo is talking (in 1991) about how terrorists now occupy the space novelists once held. Novelists once dangerously influenced mass consciousness, now they don't, and terrorists have seized their role.
Oates is from the last generation still trained to kill.
Oates is from the last generation still trained to kill.
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With We Contain Solitudes in the bag, I have moved into development and playtesting on a new project.
Here's my first pass at an intro for the game, as a little teaser for anyone interested.
Here's my first pass at an intro for the game, as a little teaser for anyone interested.
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
With We Contain Solitudes in the bag, I have moved into development and playtesting on a new project.
Here's my first pass at an intro for the game, as a little teaser for anyone interested.
Here's my first pass at an intro for the game, as a little teaser for anyone interested.
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it is my birthday next week and this has sadly been the worst year of my life due to ongoing tragic family circumstances, so i made a birthday gift list; i'm getting back into physical books and if you'd like to help me fill out my shelves you can: www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/...
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
it is my birthday next week and this has sadly been the worst year of my life due to ongoing tragic family circumstances, so i made a birthday gift list; i'm getting back into physical books and if you'd like to help me fill out my shelves you can: www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/...