Jim Armstrong
@jimmystrong.bsky.social
Dad of two, Actor, Trekkie, appreciator of bad jokes.
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some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
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never logging off this torment nexus
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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It's the weekend, baby
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It's the weekend, baby
When I was a kid, I was always astounded by how easily my Mom could tell when I was lying.
Now I'm a parent, and it's become clear that kids are just terrible liars.
Not me, tho. I was brilliant at it. But how did my Mom know??
Now I'm a parent, and it's become clear that kids are just terrible liars.
Not me, tho. I was brilliant at it. But how did my Mom know??
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
When I was a kid, I was always astounded by how easily my Mom could tell when I was lying.
Now I'm a parent, and it's become clear that kids are just terrible liars.
Not me, tho. I was brilliant at it. But how did my Mom know??
Now I'm a parent, and it's become clear that kids are just terrible liars.
Not me, tho. I was brilliant at it. But how did my Mom know??
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sorry if I smell like trash I’ve been rooting around in the trash for valuable trash
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
sorry if I smell like trash I’ve been rooting around in the trash for valuable trash
Really looking forward to not hearing any more about NYC's mayoral election after today.
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Really looking forward to not hearing any more about NYC's mayoral election after today.
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
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You have to get into multiple sports because you need some vain hope to immediately replace the one that just got shattered. Do this several times per year
November 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
You have to get into multiple sports because you need some vain hope to immediately replace the one that just got shattered. Do this several times per year
Sorry everyone. My bad. I actually believed for a moment that something good was going to happen, so naturally
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Sorry everyone. My bad. I actually believed for a moment that something good was going to happen, so naturally
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I don’t think I like sports anymore, does anyone have idea for new interests
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I don’t think I like sports anymore, does anyone have idea for new interests
Prediction: Vladdy solo home run, and this thing goes into the 19th inning.
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Prediction: Vladdy solo home run, and this thing goes into the 19th inning.
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Look at us. We’re all here, on the 97th most popular social media site, enjoying a live event together.
August 20, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Look at us. We’re all here, on the 97th most popular social media site, enjoying a live event together.
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The Jays win? That's the Jays baby, love my team. The Jays lose? Toronto continues to pay for its transgressions and I must not interfere
November 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
The Jays win? That's the Jays baby, love my team. The Jays lose? Toronto continues to pay for its transgressions and I must not interfere
Today's edition of Things I find myself saying now that I'm a Dad:
"Maybe let's do that when we get back to your room. We don't like to do the Hokey Pokey while pooping. Just as a, sort of, general rule."
"Maybe let's do that when we get back to your room. We don't like to do the Hokey Pokey while pooping. Just as a, sort of, general rule."
October 31, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Today's edition of Things I find myself saying now that I'm a Dad:
"Maybe let's do that when we get back to your room. We don't like to do the Hokey Pokey while pooping. Just as a, sort of, general rule."
"Maybe let's do that when we get back to your room. We don't like to do the Hokey Pokey while pooping. Just as a, sort of, general rule."
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A note to Canadian parents: It’s Game 6 on Friday, so Halloween is over at 7:30 pm this year.
If you show up at my door after then, I’m giving your children chewing tobacco.
If you show up at my door after then, I’m giving your children chewing tobacco.
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
A note to Canadian parents: It’s Game 6 on Friday, so Halloween is over at 7:30 pm this year.
If you show up at my door after then, I’m giving your children chewing tobacco.
If you show up at my door after then, I’m giving your children chewing tobacco.
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trey yesavage to every single dodger
October 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
trey yesavage to every single dodger
Lol, challenging a goal for offside with less than ten seconds left and the difference between 7-1 and 7-2. I know you're sticking up for your goalie, but this is silly stuff.
October 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Lol, challenging a goal for offside with less than ten seconds left and the difference between 7-1 and 7-2. I know you're sticking up for your goalie, but this is silly stuff.
I love the Amazon broadcasts, but sometimes I still gotta tap the sign.
Once again begging the film crew director of the hockey game to stop trying to reinvent the wheel and just use the camera angle where we can see what is happening.
October 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I love the Amazon broadcasts, but sometimes I still gotta tap the sign.
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Once again for those who don’t know, but “The WOMEN!” saved STAR TREK from obscurity. Not once, but several times, and started the first conventions. #StarTrek
www.womansworld.com/entertainmen...
www.womansworld.com/entertainmen...
October 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Once again for those who don’t know, but “The WOMEN!” saved STAR TREK from obscurity. Not once, but several times, and started the first conventions. #StarTrek
www.womansworld.com/entertainmen...
www.womansworld.com/entertainmen...
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October 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM