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My wife wouldn't let me name either child Lt. Cmdr. Data, and I'm still angry about it.

Gah, that clip cut out the operative moment! Here it is in gif form.

Oh hell ya

Got multiple shifts out there in the OT. I can maybe understand trying it, but after he saw how badly it went the first time, he went right back to it. Unbelievable.

I used to think lotteries were a tax on the mathematically challenged, until I decided that they were an investment in an afternoon of daydreaming. I can spend 13 dollars to see a movie, I can spend 3 (I'm a 6/49 guy) on some good daydreams.

The side shutting down the government to get concessions have literally never won, and when you're up against a group that are more than happy to watch people on food stamps starve to death, you're not going to get them to blink first.

I'm not going to pretend tge Democrats aren't incompetent, but I'm not sure what people thought was going to happen woth the way they're responding to the end of the shutdown.

Shameful

Nooooooo

Nooooooo

Noooooooo