Jeremy Garman
@jgarman.bsky.social
I'm a blue speck in a red sea. I might be a snarky smartass, not sure.
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For more intelligent conversation during family dinners this holiday season, sit at the kids table.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
For more intelligent conversation during family dinners this holiday season, sit at the kids table.
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Perhaps he is a stable genius. He certainly has a way with horseshit.
November 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Perhaps he is a stable genius. He certainly has a way with horseshit.
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I heard, "if you want it sugar coated, go to a bakery"
thanks, i'll take a dozen glazed and let's cleanse this world with fire
thanks, i'll take a dozen glazed and let's cleanse this world with fire
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I heard, "if you want it sugar coated, go to a bakery"
thanks, i'll take a dozen glazed and let's cleanse this world with fire
thanks, i'll take a dozen glazed and let's cleanse this world with fire
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I watched too much Schoolhouse Rock for this
October 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I watched too much Schoolhouse Rock for this
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John Fetterman was a Democrat. Then he got a brain injury and became a Republican.
If you can come up with a better example of what it takes to become a Republican, I challenge you to try.
If you can come up with a better example of what it takes to become a Republican, I challenge you to try.
October 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
John Fetterman was a Democrat. Then he got a brain injury and became a Republican.
If you can come up with a better example of what it takes to become a Republican, I challenge you to try.
If you can come up with a better example of what it takes to become a Republican, I challenge you to try.
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A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
September 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs":
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
Step 1
Step 6
Step 8, 9, 10, 11.
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please i am begging whoever has my voodoo doll stop making it read the news
September 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
please i am begging whoever has my voodoo doll stop making it read the news
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i know the earth isnt flat because no company is trying to sell me a trip to see the edge of it
September 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
i know the earth isnt flat because no company is trying to sell me a trip to see the edge of it
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I’d rather be an overly empathetic nerd than whatever the fuck happened to half of this country.
August 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I’d rather be an overly empathetic nerd than whatever the fuck happened to half of this country.
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My colonoscopy was better attended than the parade
June 15, 2025 at 8:36 AM
My colonoscopy was better attended than the parade
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Maturity is when your brain screams "fuck you" but your fingers type "have a great day".
March 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Maturity is when your brain screams "fuck you" but your fingers type "have a great day".
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How big is a billion?
February 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
How big is a billion?
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A bunch of billionaires have convinced a large portion of the US that it is their patriotic duty to suffer economic hardship to make the country great. If that’s not evidence of how propaganda works, I don’t know what is.
March 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
A bunch of billionaires have convinced a large portion of the US that it is their patriotic duty to suffer economic hardship to make the country great. If that’s not evidence of how propaganda works, I don’t know what is.
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Not having to pay taxes on making $1 billion is an ENTITLEMENT.
Getting Medicare and Social Security that you initially paid in for is an EARNED BENEFIT.
Getting Medicare and Social Security that you initially paid in for is an EARNED BENEFIT.
February 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Not having to pay taxes on making $1 billion is an ENTITLEMENT.
Getting Medicare and Social Security that you initially paid in for is an EARNED BENEFIT.
Getting Medicare and Social Security that you initially paid in for is an EARNED BENEFIT.
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in honor of president’s day, i would like a new one.
February 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
in honor of president’s day, i would like a new one.
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Next time, Trump will bring along one of his kids.
February 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Next time, Trump will bring along one of his kids.
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Every day they claim they're finding vast amounts of fraud in the federal government.
Fraud is a crime.
They've made zero criminal complaints.
Odd.
Fraud is a crime.
They've made zero criminal complaints.
Odd.
February 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Every day they claim they're finding vast amounts of fraud in the federal government.
Fraud is a crime.
They've made zero criminal complaints.
Odd.
Fraud is a crime.
They've made zero criminal complaints.
Odd.
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This is my new mantra.
January 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This is my new mantra.
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Jack Smith's special counsel report is like the Bible: Republicans haven't read it, but still pretend to know what it says.
January 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Jack Smith's special counsel report is like the Bible: Republicans haven't read it, but still pretend to know what it says.