Jenny Smyth
@jennysmyth.bsky.social
Displaced Scot 🏴 sings in a band sometimes, occasional cosplay.
If you follow, don't forget to say hello...
If you follow, don't forget to say hello...
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Fun to do when you can’t sleep is imagine a period UK version of Columbo. Think I’ve come up with the perfect version of the tec:Roy Kinnear as CAMPBELL. Then there’s the endless possibile killers: Jon Pertwee as a hypnotist, Penelope Keith as a champion dog breeder, Peter Cushing as a royal florist
April 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Fun to do when you can’t sleep is imagine a period UK version of Columbo. Think I’ve come up with the perfect version of the tec:Roy Kinnear as CAMPBELL. Then there’s the endless possibile killers: Jon Pertwee as a hypnotist, Penelope Keith as a champion dog breeder, Peter Cushing as a royal florist
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ネコ飛出し注意 (neko tobidashi chūi) Means “watch for cats darting out” and I love this sign.
April 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
ネコ飛出し注意 (neko tobidashi chūi) Means “watch for cats darting out” and I love this sign.
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but they’ve already made the perfect Beatles film
April 1, 2025 at 8:17 AM
but they’ve already made the perfect Beatles film
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I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?
They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin
Cowabunga
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I had to know for sure, so I checked the Office of National Statistics.
Three Marmadukes born in 2001, four in 2015, three in 2019. Absolutely no Marmadukes born in any other year since 1996.
WHAT CAUSED THE MARMADUKES?
Three Marmadukes born in 2001, four in 2015, three in 2019. Absolutely no Marmadukes born in any other year since 1996.
WHAT CAUSED THE MARMADUKES?
March 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I had to know for sure, so I checked the Office of National Statistics.
Three Marmadukes born in 2001, four in 2015, three in 2019. Absolutely no Marmadukes born in any other year since 1996.
WHAT CAUSED THE MARMADUKES?
Three Marmadukes born in 2001, four in 2015, three in 2019. Absolutely no Marmadukes born in any other year since 1996.
WHAT CAUSED THE MARMADUKES?
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I featured a 1930s house with few original details last week. This 1930s art deco house in Gosforth, Newcastle is the complete opposite. Packed with original '30s touches and up for sale for just the third time ever. Bathroom is very special. bit.ly/43N5vtl
March 17, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I featured a 1930s house with few original details last week. This 1930s art deco house in Gosforth, Newcastle is the complete opposite. Packed with original '30s touches and up for sale for just the third time ever. Bathroom is very special. bit.ly/43N5vtl
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PEOPLE OF BLUESKY! Ahhhhhh, it smells good here. Behold a trailer for season 2 of Poker Face! It’s gonna be a good one. May 8th on the almighty Peacock!
March 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
PEOPLE OF BLUESKY! Ahhhhhh, it smells good here. Behold a trailer for season 2 of Poker Face! It’s gonna be a good one. May 8th on the almighty Peacock!
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We can upload 3 minute videos now.
YOU KNOW THE RULE
YOU KNOW THE RULE
March 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
We can upload 3 minute videos now.
YOU KNOW THE RULE
YOU KNOW THE RULE
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The Ambassador's Reception
March 8, 2025 at 11:07 AM
The Ambassador's Reception
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The Scottish have won the AI Wars.
March 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The Scottish have won the AI Wars.
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did you know? i made an app that lets you make games on your phone by taking pictures of things. it's good! downpour.games
Downpour
Downpour is the best app for making games on your phone. Collage together photos, drawings and text, and then connect them into an interactive story. It's genuinely quick and easy to use — you can mak...
downpour.games
March 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
did you know? i made an app that lets you make games on your phone by taking pictures of things. it's good! downpour.games
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Happy Monday!!! Which means share your pet photo in the comments and I’ll draw as many as i can this week at random. Tips and a follow are appreciated but not required.
March 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Happy Monday!!! Which means share your pet photo in the comments and I’ll draw as many as i can this week at random. Tips and a follow are appreciated but not required.
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Here's a handful of things from our big merch drop, now live!
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Go check the rest over at shop.oursuperadventure.com/collections/new!
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Go check the rest over at shop.oursuperadventure.com/collections/new!
March 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Here's a handful of things from our big merch drop, now live!
🐱💖
Go check the rest over at shop.oursuperadventure.com/collections/new!
🐱💖
Go check the rest over at shop.oursuperadventure.com/collections/new!
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Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
February 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
Me: "That's the documentation deliverable."
Manager: "What's the status of that?"
Me: "We're halfway there"
Manager: "Why is progress so slow?"
Me: "You fired Tommy"
Manager: "So?"
Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"
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"The Mob," New Jersey, 1961
Walter Chandoha was called the Richard Avedon of Cat Photography.
Over the course of his decades-long career he created over 90,000 images of cats.
They appeared in magazines, on the cans of cat food, in calendars & his books.
"The Mob" is one of his most famous photos.
Walter Chandoha was called the Richard Avedon of Cat Photography.
Over the course of his decades-long career he created over 90,000 images of cats.
They appeared in magazines, on the cans of cat food, in calendars & his books.
"The Mob" is one of his most famous photos.
February 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
"The Mob," New Jersey, 1961
Walter Chandoha was called the Richard Avedon of Cat Photography.
Over the course of his decades-long career he created over 90,000 images of cats.
They appeared in magazines, on the cans of cat food, in calendars & his books.
"The Mob" is one of his most famous photos.
Walter Chandoha was called the Richard Avedon of Cat Photography.
Over the course of his decades-long career he created over 90,000 images of cats.
They appeared in magazines, on the cans of cat food, in calendars & his books.
"The Mob" is one of his most famous photos.
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Does anyone fancy two tickets to see Patti Lupone at the London Colisseum tomorrow evening? Regular seats in the balcony. £50 each. We can’t go now unfortunately.
February 15, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Does anyone fancy two tickets to see Patti Lupone at the London Colisseum tomorrow evening? Regular seats in the balcony. £50 each. We can’t go now unfortunately.
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February 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Nah the printer trying to get me a call from HR
February 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Nah the printer trying to get me a call from HR
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@theactualpolson.bsky.social writes this week’s #Update while heading South for tomorrow’s #langcatlive Divide And Conquer event and is enjoying taking some time out to reflect on previous events from days gone by.
Read the full #Update on our website: thelangcat.co.uk/the-top-clas...
Read the full #Update on our website: thelangcat.co.uk/the-top-clas...
The Top Class Wednesday Update is on the way - The Lang Cat
Mark Polson writes this week’s #Update while heading South for tomorrow’s #langcatlive Divide And Conquer and is enjoying taking some time out to reflect on previous events from days gone by.
thelangcat.co.uk
February 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
@theactualpolson.bsky.social writes this week’s #Update while heading South for tomorrow’s #langcatlive Divide And Conquer event and is enjoying taking some time out to reflect on previous events from days gone by.
Read the full #Update on our website: thelangcat.co.uk/the-top-clas...
Read the full #Update on our website: thelangcat.co.uk/the-top-clas...
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Praying that the new Fantastic Four movie has this exact scene by @neilaglet.bsky.social in it, beat for beat.
February 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Praying that the new Fantastic Four movie has this exact scene by @neilaglet.bsky.social in it, beat for beat.
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3 days to go until hashtag#langcatlive: Divide & Conquer!
✅ The slides are done
✅ The sting video is complete (and it's a cracker...)
✅ Speakers have been briefed and are ready to go
✅ T-shirts all good to go
✅ SOCKS
We can't wait to see you all there - thelangcat.co.uk/event/langca...
✅ The slides are done
✅ The sting video is complete (and it's a cracker...)
✅ Speakers have been briefed and are ready to go
✅ T-shirts all good to go
✅ SOCKS
We can't wait to see you all there - thelangcat.co.uk/event/langca...
February 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
3 days to go until hashtag#langcatlive: Divide & Conquer!
✅ The slides are done
✅ The sting video is complete (and it's a cracker...)
✅ Speakers have been briefed and are ready to go
✅ T-shirts all good to go
✅ SOCKS
We can't wait to see you all there - thelangcat.co.uk/event/langca...
✅ The slides are done
✅ The sting video is complete (and it's a cracker...)
✅ Speakers have been briefed and are ready to go
✅ T-shirts all good to go
✅ SOCKS
We can't wait to see you all there - thelangcat.co.uk/event/langca...
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[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
November 22, 2024 at 10:32 AM
[To the tune of 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' by The Beach Boys]
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
🎵Wouldn't it be nice
🎵To eat a Minion
🎵Holding up a towel to hide from god
🎵And wouldn't it be nice
🎵Though quite forbidden
🎵Savouring the yellow flesh of Bob
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🎶'Alas, what hast thou done?
Thou art a pynke ponye girle
Yn the daunse at the clubbe!'
'Nay, modir! Ich am but seekinge mirthe
On the stage yn myne heeles
It ys wher Ich belonge down at the
Pynke Ponye Clubbe
Ich shal keepe on daunsinge
Downe yn West Hollywoode' [lute solo]🎶
Thou art a pynke ponye girle
Yn the daunse at the clubbe!'
'Nay, modir! Ich am but seekinge mirthe
On the stage yn myne heeles
It ys wher Ich belonge down at the
Pynke Ponye Clubbe
Ich shal keepe on daunsinge
Downe yn West Hollywoode' [lute solo]🎶
January 31, 2025 at 6:37 AM
🎶'Alas, what hast thou done?
Thou art a pynke ponye girle
Yn the daunse at the clubbe!'
'Nay, modir! Ich am but seekinge mirthe
On the stage yn myne heeles
It ys wher Ich belonge down at the
Pynke Ponye Clubbe
Ich shal keepe on daunsinge
Downe yn West Hollywoode' [lute solo]🎶
Thou art a pynke ponye girle
Yn the daunse at the clubbe!'
'Nay, modir! Ich am but seekinge mirthe
On the stage yn myne heeles
It ys wher Ich belonge down at the
Pynke Ponye Clubbe
Ich shal keepe on daunsinge
Downe yn West Hollywoode' [lute solo]🎶
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Things to Remember Tonight:
1. Keep pets inside and play classical music to hide the noise of bagpipes.
2. Keep your haggis in a tin and only take it out when you plan to read a poem to it.
3. Never go back to a lighted haggis.
4. Burns should be run under cold water immediately.
1. Keep pets inside and play classical music to hide the noise of bagpipes.
2. Keep your haggis in a tin and only take it out when you plan to read a poem to it.
3. Never go back to a lighted haggis.
4. Burns should be run under cold water immediately.
January 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Things to Remember Tonight:
1. Keep pets inside and play classical music to hide the noise of bagpipes.
2. Keep your haggis in a tin and only take it out when you plan to read a poem to it.
3. Never go back to a lighted haggis.
4. Burns should be run under cold water immediately.
1. Keep pets inside and play classical music to hide the noise of bagpipes.
2. Keep your haggis in a tin and only take it out when you plan to read a poem to it.
3. Never go back to a lighted haggis.
4. Burns should be run under cold water immediately.