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Jenny Smyth
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Displaced Scot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 sings in a band sometimes, occasional cosplay.

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Reposted by Jenny Smyth
I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga
March 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Reposted by Jenny Smyth
I had to know for sure, so I checked the Office of National Statistics.

Three Marmadukes born in 2001, four in 2015, three in 2019. Absolutely no Marmadukes born in any other year since 1996.

WHAT CAUSED THE MARMADUKES?
March 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM