Jennifer Czechowski
@jenmcz.bsky.social
Teacher, reader, synth pop fan, pursuer of coziness
I had been dragging my feet on canceling my subscription, but this was the last straw.
the question nobody with a soul is asking, answered by people nobody wants to hear from
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I had been dragging my feet on canceling my subscription, but this was the last straw.
I'm surprised that he heard about it.
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'm surprised that he heard about it.
Won't read this because I don't hate myself.
October 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Won't read this because I don't hate myself.
From Austin Powers: "That train has sailed."
What's the most stupid movie reference you have to stop yourself saying regularly? Mine is not replying to "Can I be frank?" with "Okay, Frank. Can I be Bullwinkle".
September 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
From Austin Powers: "That train has sailed."
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I can’t believe medicine hasn’t come up with a better way to do mammograms. That is some primitive shit right there.
September 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I can’t believe medicine hasn’t come up with a better way to do mammograms. That is some primitive shit right there.
It's funny because I always heard that a grand jury would indict a ham sandwich.
August 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It's funny because I always heard that a grand jury would indict a ham sandwich.
This one was FASCINATING
WIRED also kills it with ambitious narrative storytelling. Pieces you can lean back and spend time with (in the mag, on your phone, wherever)!
Take, for example, Evan Ratliff’s dive into the world’s first AI-inflected death cult, the Zizians, and their staggering cross-country murder spree.
Take, for example, Evan Ratliff’s dive into the world’s first AI-inflected death cult, the Zizians, and their staggering cross-country murder spree.
The Delirious, Violent, Impossible True Story of the Zizians
A handful of gifted young tech people set out to save the world. For years, WIRED has been tracking each twist and turn of their alleged descent into mayhem and death.
www.wired.com
July 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This one was FASCINATING
Oh, I will be judging.
I actually can and will judge people who are using environmentally devastating technology built on mass theft to create a fictional partner who does nothing but tell how great they are.
July 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Oh, I will be judging.
Jesus Christ, are we still doing this? It's parody at this point.
July 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Jesus Christ, are we still doing this? It's parody at this point.
It's funny that she uses driverless cars as a metaphor here. I use it too when I tell my freshman comp students why we won't use ChatGPT in a class that is meant to teach them to write: would you use a self-driving car in driver's ed?
This is about protecting public education, supporting our members, and ensuring AI serves our students and society, not the other way around. We need AI to be more like a GPS, where educators are in control and it helps us navigate, not like we’re run over by a driverless car.
July 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
It's funny that she uses driverless cars as a metaphor here. I use it too when I tell my freshman comp students why we won't use ChatGPT in a class that is meant to teach them to write: would you use a self-driving car in driver's ed?
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think i’ll pass on “proudly hailing” brad pitt, who physically abused his ex-wife so horrifically in front of his children that none of them will speak to him
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
“Watching ‘F1,’ I didn’t for a second believe in Sonny Hayes, the character, but for two and a half hours I sure believed in Brad Pitt, the icon,” Bruce Handy writes in a guest essay.
“Watching ‘F1,’ I didn’t for a second believe in Sonny Hayes, the character, but for two and a half hours I sure believed in Brad Pitt, the icon,” Bruce Handy writes in a guest essay.
Opinion | Brad Pitt, Whom So Proudly We Hail
www.nytimes.com
July 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
think i’ll pass on “proudly hailing” brad pitt, who physically abused his ex-wife so horrifically in front of his children that none of them will speak to him
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In July of 1852, Frederick Douglass delivered one of the greatest speeches in US history. Today it’s often presented in abridged form, though, and skips what seems like a long-winded introduction. If you read the intro closely, however, there’s an ingenious structure. THREAD👇🏽
July 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In July of 1852, Frederick Douglass delivered one of the greatest speeches in US history. Today it’s often presented in abridged form, though, and skips what seems like a long-winded introduction. If you read the intro closely, however, there’s an ingenious structure. THREAD👇🏽
I anxiously await @edburmila.bsky.social's take on Thom Tillis.
June 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I anxiously await @edburmila.bsky.social's take on Thom Tillis.
I hate it here.
“‘Our vision is that, over time, A.I. would become part of the core infrastructure of higher education,’ Leah Belsky, OpenAI’s vice president of education, said in an interview.” 🫠
Welcome to Campus. Here’s Your ChatGPT.
www.nytimes.com
June 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I hate it here.
"I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows?"
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 9:40 AM
"I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows?"
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I think one thing chatGPT's invention has revealed is how many people - including some very important people in society - find just basic reading and writing to be laborious and cumbersome to perform, and how oddly closely that type of strained literacy correlates with having other shitty opinions.
Leading mayoral candidate Andrew Cuomo faced fierce backlash from his rivals on Monday over his campaign, citing the AI software ChatGPT in a section of his housing plan released over the weekend.
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NYC Mayor’s Race: Democratic rivals pile on Cuomo for citing ChatGPT in garbled section of housing plan | amNewYork
Leading 2025 NYC mayor's race candidate Andrew Cuomo faced fierce backlash from his rivals on Monday over his campaign, citing the AI software ChatGPT in a
www.amny.com
April 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I think one thing chatGPT's invention has revealed is how many people - including some very important people in society - find just basic reading and writing to be laborious and cumbersome to perform, and how oddly closely that type of strained literacy correlates with having other shitty opinions.
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when it comes to the second trump term i am dreading the return of randy rainbow about 90% as much as i'm concerned about loss of my personal civil rights
December 30, 2024 at 12:10 AM
when it comes to the second trump term i am dreading the return of randy rainbow about 90% as much as i'm concerned about loss of my personal civil rights
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Dirty Dancing teaches that abortion rights are good and you should never date a guy who reads Ayn Rand, which is 90% of what you need to get through life
What’s a good movie that makes a strong political or moral point?
December 27, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Dirty Dancing teaches that abortion rights are good and you should never date a guy who reads Ayn Rand, which is 90% of what you need to get through life
Who could have foretold that the most valuable thing about studying abroad in the UK in 1998 is that it would enable me to have an opinion on a movie in which Robbie Williams is represented by a CGI monkey?
December 26, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Who could have foretold that the most valuable thing about studying abroad in the UK in 1998 is that it would enable me to have an opinion on a movie in which Robbie Williams is represented by a CGI monkey?
🎶It's the most wonderful tiiiiiiime of the year🎶
(Tiny Tim voice) God bless us, everyone. defector.com/the-2024-hat...
The 2024 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[walks out to greet you as you pull into my circular driveway] There you are! Oh my goodness, look at you! You look so festive! Why don’t you leave your bags in the breezeway for now and come on in? A...
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December 21, 2024 at 2:26 PM
🎶It's the most wonderful tiiiiiiime of the year🎶
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This is what's so baffling about so many suggestions for AI in the humanities classroom: they mistake the product for the point. Writing outlines and essays is important not because you need to make outlines and essays but because that's how you learn to think with/through complex ideas.
I'm sure many have said this before but I'm reading a student-facing document about how students might use AI in the classroom (if allowed) and one of the recs is: use AI to make an outline of your reading! But ISN'T MAKING THE OUTLINE how one actually learns?
December 11, 2024 at 10:43 PM
This is what's so baffling about so many suggestions for AI in the humanities classroom: they mistake the product for the point. Writing outlines and essays is important not because you need to make outlines and essays but because that's how you learn to think with/through complex ideas.
1. REM, Automatic for the People
2. The Cure, Wish
3. Tori Amos, Little Earthquakes
4. Jeff Buckley, Grace
2. The Cure, Wish
3. Tori Amos, Little Earthquakes
4. Jeff Buckley, Grace
what were the four albums that dropped when you were in high school that defined your music taste forever?
my albums:
1) cloud nothings - “attack on memory”
2) the dodos - “visiter”
3) danny brown - “xxx”
4) battles - “gloss drop”
my albums:
1) cloud nothings - “attack on memory”
2) the dodos - “visiter”
3) danny brown - “xxx”
4) battles - “gloss drop”
December 8, 2024 at 3:53 AM
1. REM, Automatic for the People
2. The Cure, Wish
3. Tori Amos, Little Earthquakes
4. Jeff Buckley, Grace
2. The Cure, Wish
3. Tori Amos, Little Earthquakes
4. Jeff Buckley, Grace
48--the actual age I will be in two months.
Your real age is 70 minus the number of musicians you recognize playing at Coachella 2025
November 21, 2024 at 7:02 PM
48--the actual age I will be in two months.
This is the goal, and I have no idea how to do it.
Yes. I’m going to try to find that balance between being aware of what’s happening in the world and understanding it without getting caught up in what will be an overwhelming spray of scandal, corruption and “palace intrigue”. I’m not watching The Trump Show
This is 1000% my plan; being hyperinformed last time around improved my life on exactly 0 ways and empowered me to do exactly nothing
November 8, 2024 at 7:06 PM
This is the goal, and I have no idea how to do it.
Upon receiving an email: "I hope it's from a female."
What is a phrase from Homestarrunner that has stayed in your vocabulary? Mine is either “it’s grood, great and good” or “señor cardgage mortgage”
October 26, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Upon receiving an email: "I hope it's from a female."