guppy 🐠
@jellyfishstickz.bsky.social
she/her. 24. tumblrina. living that life aquatic.
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Do not for whom the hamburger helps, it helps for thee
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Do not for whom the hamburger helps, it helps for thee
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after two sneezes there are no more blessings only damnations to hell
December 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
after two sneezes there are no more blessings only damnations to hell
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showing up to thanksgiving with an old family recipe
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
showing up to thanksgiving with an old family recipe
been really into getting cozy, and even sometimes comfy, lately. been getting under blankets.
October 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
been really into getting cozy, and even sometimes comfy, lately. been getting under blankets.
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it’s called a throw pillow because you put it under your knees when you throw up in the family popcorn/puke bowl
October 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
it’s called a throw pillow because you put it under your knees when you throw up in the family popcorn/puke bowl
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I would like an Old Books in the Library candle but it has to smell like the books and not some dude’s sexual man cave
September 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I would like an Old Books in the Library candle but it has to smell like the books and not some dude’s sexual man cave
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why.
must.
everything.
cost.
so.
much.
money.
😭
must.
everything.
cost.
so.
much.
money.
😭
September 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
why.
must.
everything.
cost.
so.
much.
money.
😭
must.
everything.
cost.
so.
much.
money.
😭
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Mmm fresh cigarettes from the oven
September 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Mmm fresh cigarettes from the oven
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new Tony Hawk game but it's just him doing normal stuff like going to the grocery store or waiting in the airport security line
September 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
new Tony Hawk game but it's just him doing normal stuff like going to the grocery store or waiting in the airport security line
friday nights were sacred during my childhood: rent a movie or two from blockbuster, pick up a domino’s pizza, and play board games with the family. nostalgia is a hell of a drug 🥲
September 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
friday nights were sacred during my childhood: rent a movie or two from blockbuster, pick up a domino’s pizza, and play board games with the family. nostalgia is a hell of a drug 🥲
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lorde was so right it feels so scary getting old
September 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
lorde was so right it feels so scary getting old
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Hi artists, remember to backup your files and back them up again and then back them up again and then one or two more times to be safe, this is not being overly cautious
September 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Hi artists, remember to backup your files and back them up again and then back them up again and then one or two more times to be safe, this is not being overly cautious
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feeling bad for The Onion writers having all their ideas stolen by reality
April 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
feeling bad for The Onion writers having all their ideas stolen by reality
i don’t need to go to hell, i’ve already been there. it’s called waiting on the phone for more than an hour with your insurance provider to resolve a minuscule issue.
September 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
i don’t need to go to hell, i’ve already been there. it’s called waiting on the phone for more than an hour with your insurance provider to resolve a minuscule issue.
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A beautiful woman keeps calling and saying, “This is an attempt to collect a debt.” I hear you. A debt of love
September 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
A beautiful woman keeps calling and saying, “This is an attempt to collect a debt.” I hear you. A debt of love
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kickin my feet as I sit on top of the gates of hell waiting for you
September 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
kickin my feet as I sit on top of the gates of hell waiting for you
now designed just for gen z: the ford lock-in
September 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
now designed just for gen z: the ford lock-in
how am i supposed to nap in these conditions?
September 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
how am i supposed to nap in these conditions?
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if a carrot was dangling in front of me i'd mosey on over there and chow down. even if it took me all day
July 6, 2024 at 6:53 PM
if a carrot was dangling in front of me i'd mosey on over there and chow down. even if it took me all day
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they are unlocking new forms of chill called ‘saturday mode’
September 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
they are unlocking new forms of chill called ‘saturday mode’
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I need y’all to really understand that it is not your job to change someone’s mind. Some people have comfortably settled into their ignorance and enjoy provoking and instigating. You MUST learn the difference between an open mind and an ego.
September 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I need y’all to really understand that it is not your job to change someone’s mind. Some people have comfortably settled into their ignorance and enjoy provoking and instigating. You MUST learn the difference between an open mind and an ego.
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Don’t fill up on dread. That’s how they get you
September 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Don’t fill up on dread. That’s how they get you
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Maybe we're all charging our phones against their will. Maybe they want to die.
September 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Maybe we're all charging our phones against their will. Maybe they want to die.
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"Top of the morning to ya"
Sure, but what about the bottoms of the morning?
Sure, but what about the bottoms of the morning?
September 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"Top of the morning to ya"
Sure, but what about the bottoms of the morning?
Sure, but what about the bottoms of the morning?
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newspapers shouldn't be allowed on the internet
you should have to write by the light of a single shitty candle and file your stories by carrier pigeon on some "extra extra read all about it" type shit
you should have to write by the light of a single shitty candle and file your stories by carrier pigeon on some "extra extra read all about it" type shit
September 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
newspapers shouldn't be allowed on the internet
you should have to write by the light of a single shitty candle and file your stories by carrier pigeon on some "extra extra read all about it" type shit
you should have to write by the light of a single shitty candle and file your stories by carrier pigeon on some "extra extra read all about it" type shit