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You’ve held your action for the right moment: Now is the time to act.
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
You’ve held your action for the right moment: Now is the time to act.
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I have never seen anything like this in NYC. 5th Ave covered from 42nd St well to the 20s. Nobody prepared for this volume. Volunteers are holding the traffic on all the side streets. No police in sight. #handsoff
April 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Having stoners answer customer service calls is so effective. My grocery delivery got stolen (so I'm mad) so I called the store & some dude was like "Seriously? Damn, what the fuck" and I was like "Right? Dude, I know" and he's like "Fuck dude, let me get this fixed" and I was like "Bro, thank you."
April 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Having stoners answer customer service calls is so effective. My grocery delivery got stolen (so I'm mad) so I called the store & some dude was like "Seriously? Damn, what the fuck" and I was like "Right? Dude, I know" and he's like "Fuck dude, let me get this fixed" and I was like "Bro, thank you."
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me to the united states: this could be us but you playin’
A former French military base, Vauban is a thriving neighbourhood of 5,500 residents connected to Freiburg town centre by bus and light rail. Built in the late 1990s as a radical experiment in low-car living, it forgoes virtually all on-street parking in favour of active, green, and social spaces. 🧵
April 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
me to the united states: this could be us but you playin’
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This is it, this is my worst joke for sure
March 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
This is it, this is my worst joke for sure
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wanna challenge myself to sketch out at least one thing a day to get back into the swing of drawing so here's a Kirby doodle :3
February 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
wanna challenge myself to sketch out at least one thing a day to get back into the swing of drawing so here's a Kirby doodle :3
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recipe for disaster
February 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
recipe for disaster
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Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours
Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours
MILWAUKEE—Growing more despondent as each turn brought them no closer to a conclusion, an exhausted group of friends was reportedly coming to the realization Friday that they had been playing the boar...
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February 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours
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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
February 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR FAYE WEBSTER ON TINY DESK FOR LIKE FIVE FUCKING YEARS AT LEAST YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THAT'S MY GOAT
Faye Webster: Tiny Desk Concert
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February 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR FAYE WEBSTER ON TINY DESK FOR LIKE FIVE FUCKING YEARS AT LEAST YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THAT'S MY GOAT
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I'm one of the lefties who said that you should vote for the easier enemy (Harris) because Trump would be way worse on Palestine.
I guess that earns me the right to say: anyone now blaming powerless and horrified voters who couldn't support genocide are disgusting
I guess that earns me the right to say: anyone now blaming powerless and horrified voters who couldn't support genocide are disgusting
February 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I'm one of the lefties who said that you should vote for the easier enemy (Harris) because Trump would be way worse on Palestine.
I guess that earns me the right to say: anyone now blaming powerless and horrified voters who couldn't support genocide are disgusting
I guess that earns me the right to say: anyone now blaming powerless and horrified voters who couldn't support genocide are disgusting
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liberals love to complain when there’s protests under democratic presidents and then love to complain when there is not immediately larger protests under a republican president. the throughline is they don’t participate in either of them
February 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
liberals love to complain when there’s protests under democratic presidents and then love to complain when there is not immediately larger protests under a republican president. the throughline is they don’t participate in either of them
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Conventional means have failed. Deploy the e-girls.
February 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Conventional means have failed. Deploy the e-girls.
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So the FBI could surveil & then assassinate a 21 year old Civil Rights leader in 1969, but is powerless to take any steps to stop--checks notes--a 19 year old who goes by the name Big Balls from defunding and defrauding a $6 Trillion economy? Do I have that right?
February 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
So the FBI could surveil & then assassinate a 21 year old Civil Rights leader in 1969, but is powerless to take any steps to stop--checks notes--a 19 year old who goes by the name Big Balls from defunding and defrauding a $6 Trillion economy? Do I have that right?
when trump, musk, and thiel get arrested, all of their assets have to be redistributed among the people. We'd all actually be able to afford housing.
Anyone who happened to know that the White House would announce and then suspend tariffs within 24 hours just made a boatload of money.
February 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
when trump, musk, and thiel get arrested, all of their assets have to be redistributed among the people. We'd all actually be able to afford housing.
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DO THEY HAVE A CONTINUITY PLAN FOR THE CHEESE CAVES????????
I occasionally remember the 1.4 billion pound stockpile of cheese the government keeps deep underground and immediately start planning an Ocean's 11 style heist
February 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
DO THEY HAVE A CONTINUITY PLAN FOR THE CHEESE CAVES????????
call it.. Operation Digimon
I demand that Chuck Schumer be digitized and uploaded so he can take back control of government systems from inside the computer realm
February 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
call it.. Operation Digimon
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I have gravely offended the Thomas the Tank Engine role play community
October 20, 2024 at 2:18 AM
I have gravely offended the Thomas the Tank Engine role play community
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