Beef fizz
@dylannice.bsky.social
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Beef fizz
@dylannice.bsky.social
· Nov 30
877 Cash Now, a novel, by JG Wentworth.
Chapter 1
“The New York skyline was as structured as Julia’s settlement and the rain fell like the liquidity for which she was longing.”
Chapter 1
“The New York skyline was as structured as Julia’s settlement and the rain fell like the liquidity for which she was longing.”
Have you guys heard that Mamdani proposed building one big hot water heater for the whole city?
October 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Have you guys heard that Mamdani proposed building one big hot water heater for the whole city?
I think hiding a big secret would be enough to give an NFL kicker a case of the yips
October 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I think hiding a big secret would be enough to give an NFL kicker a case of the yips
Track 6 is about her first anal
October 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Track 6 is about her first anal
You guys listening to this new Taylor Swift CD?
October 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
You guys listening to this new Taylor Swift CD?
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and it looks like the pencil is invisible. great
August 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
and it looks like the pencil is invisible. great
All these people quit drinking because they’re lame and trying to be healthy. I did it because I’m awesome and a recovering alcoholic
August 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
All these people quit drinking because they’re lame and trying to be healthy. I did it because I’m awesome and a recovering alcoholic
Honestly it’s pretty cray that public transportation isn’t already free
August 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Honestly it’s pretty cray that public transportation isn’t already free
The incredible thing about this app isn’t that it’s a worse Twitter, it’s that it’s a worse Threads
August 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The incredible thing about this app isn’t that it’s a worse Twitter, it’s that it’s a worse Threads
The life art saved me from
August 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The life art saved me from
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As a sci-fi space marine, I hate it when the motion tracker shows a swarm of glowing dots converging on my position
July 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
As a sci-fi space marine, I hate it when the motion tracker shows a swarm of glowing dots converging on my position
I thought driving a Jeep was embarrassing enough and then they started putting rubber duckies on their dashboards
August 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I thought driving a Jeep was embarrassing enough and then they started putting rubber duckies on their dashboards
It’s not fair that Bobby Hill was 13 in 1997 and gets to be 21 in 2025
August 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
It’s not fair that Bobby Hill was 13 in 1997 and gets to be 21 in 2025
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There’s no need to stir this natural peanut butter, unless you don’t like oily as fuck peanut butter, then you should probably stir it
August 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
There’s no need to stir this natural peanut butter, unless you don’t like oily as fuck peanut butter, then you should probably stir it
William Shakespeare high as shit: man, fortune is like…outrageous
August 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
William Shakespeare high as shit: man, fortune is like…outrageous
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I’m not poor. I’m rich in debt
July 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I’m not poor. I’m rich in debt
Tfw your communist friend makes more money than you
August 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Tfw your communist friend makes more money than you
I can feel all the Iowans getting hungry for corn
July 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I can feel all the Iowans getting hungry for corn
Sometimes I get annoyed that city folk don’t understand just how big a hog can get
July 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Sometimes I get annoyed that city folk don’t understand just how big a hog can get
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new pellets in my enclosure 😌
July 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
new pellets in my enclosure 😌
I do traditionally masculine things all the time—build a shed, work on my car—and have never had someone try to stop me.
July 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I do traditionally masculine things all the time—build a shed, work on my car—and have never had someone try to stop me.
I listen to one chemical brothers song and then the algorithm takes me on a tour of the most dogshit pop music the 90s had to offer
July 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I listen to one chemical brothers song and then the algorithm takes me on a tour of the most dogshit pop music the 90s had to offer
Me: my girlfriend won’t have sex with me just because she had surgery on her abdomen a few days ago.
ChatGPT: what a bitch
ChatGPT: what a bitch
July 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Me: my girlfriend won’t have sex with me just because she had surgery on her abdomen a few days ago.
ChatGPT: what a bitch
ChatGPT: what a bitch
Imagine riding around on a motorcycle bothering people everywhere you go
July 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Imagine riding around on a motorcycle bothering people everywhere you go
I thought MAGA understood Trump was a client of Epstein’s but was reformed now, like the apostle Paul
July 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I thought MAGA understood Trump was a client of Epstein’s but was reformed now, like the apostle Paul