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All skeets are on behalf of my mother
All these people quit drinking because they’re lame and trying to be healthy. I did it because I’m awesome and a recovering alcoholic
August 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
All these people quit drinking because they’re lame and trying to be healthy. I did it because I’m awesome and a recovering alcoholic
The life art saved me from
August 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The life art saved me from
Sometimes I get annoyed that city folk don’t understand just how big a hog can get
July 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Sometimes I get annoyed that city folk don’t understand just how big a hog can get
Ah yes, regulations are famously bad at checks notes *making drinking water safe*
July 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Ah yes, regulations are famously bad at checks notes *making drinking water safe*
Look at this cool, chill bar I found
July 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Look at this cool, chill bar I found
The two wings of the Democratic Party right now, fighters and folders
July 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The two wings of the Democratic Party right now, fighters and folders
I bought this but it was just pee
June 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I bought this but it was just pee
Top bumper sticker is an outstanding bumper sticker
June 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Top bumper sticker is an outstanding bumper sticker
I went on a trip and when I came back there was a nest of baby bunnies in my yard
June 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I went on a trip and when I came back there was a nest of baby bunnies in my yard
Now I’m no business genius
June 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Now I’m no business genius
Bought an unopened 30 Rock box set at Goodwill today and found this cursed object inside
May 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Bought an unopened 30 Rock box set at Goodwill today and found this cursed object inside
There’s so much beauty in the world
May 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
There’s so much beauty in the world
Someone sent this to me so know you have to know about it also
May 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Someone sent this to me so know you have to know about it also
Occasionally I’ll put on one of these wood turning videos and then at around the 5 minute mark they get out a bunch of resin and I get suspicious of their vision and then at the end my suspicions are confirmed and it’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
May 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Occasionally I’ll put on one of these wood turning videos and then at around the 5 minute mark they get out a bunch of resin and I get suspicious of their vision and then at the end my suspicions are confirmed and it’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
I walked into the break room and got excited. Can you then imagine my heartbreak?
April 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I walked into the break room and got excited. Can you then imagine my heartbreak?
I *owned* this scammer
April 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I *owned* this scammer
I admire my local dry cleaner’s pitch
April 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I admire my local dry cleaner’s pitch
People out here asking when Pluto disappeared
April 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
People out here asking when Pluto disappeared
There’s a guy in my neighborhood who always waits for the bus in the exact same spot
April 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
There’s a guy in my neighborhood who always waits for the bus in the exact same spot
We can all say we were there at the start of aurora borealis clickbait
April 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
We can all say we were there at the start of aurora borealis clickbait
News is awful
Post Godzilla
Post Godzilla
April 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
News is awful
Post Godzilla
Post Godzilla
This is also happening to me
April 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
This is also happening to me