Jordan "Gordon" Danford
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Thinking about that one peanuts special where charlie brown climbs over a wire fence like a bug lmao
a cartoon character named charlie brown stands behind a chain link fence
ALT: a cartoon character named charlie brown stands behind a chain link fence
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September 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Thinking about that one peanuts special where charlie brown climbs over a wire fence like a bug lmao
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Happy October, btw
October 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy October, btw
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guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩
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Ask not for whom the hamburger helps. The hamburger helps for thee
September 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ask not for whom the hamburger helps. The hamburger helps for thee
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they’re making the mice sexier
September 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
they’re making the mice sexier
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operation frog, screenshot, dos (1992) www.mobygames.com/game/52487/o...
April 3, 2025 at 7:26 AM
operation frog, screenshot, dos (1992) www.mobygames.com/game/52487/o...
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the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry
September 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry
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Hot dog coat-of-arms, created for the 50th anniversary of the invention of the hot dog, at Coney Island in 1939. Shows a hot dog being knighted, flanked by two wiener dogs, crowned by mustard. (They took some liberties with the Latin, but do you expect a hot dog place to have an in-house Latinist?)
September 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Hot dog coat-of-arms, created for the 50th anniversary of the invention of the hot dog, at Coney Island in 1939. Shows a hot dog being knighted, flanked by two wiener dogs, crowned by mustard. (They took some liberties with the Latin, but do you expect a hot dog place to have an in-house Latinist?)
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dudes rock
youtu.be/s-41UF02vrU?...
This guy turned a window A/C into a ground-source cooling unit and tripled its efficiency. Just dug a hole and threw some tubing in.
This guy turned a window A/C into a ground-source cooling unit and tripled its efficiency. Just dug a hole and threw some tubing in.
Turning a $150 AC Into a Super-Efficient Geothermal Unit!
YouTube video by Tech Ingredients
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September 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
dudes rock
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if you have infinite monkeys typing on infinite typewriters one of them will eventually produce the entire works of shakespeare. but you don't have that kind of start up capital. start with 10 monkeys writing steven king's Christine. soon you'll be turning a profit and can start scaling your monkeys
September 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
if you have infinite monkeys typing on infinite typewriters one of them will eventually produce the entire works of shakespeare. but you don't have that kind of start up capital. start with 10 monkeys writing steven king's Christine. soon you'll be turning a profit and can start scaling your monkeys
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
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When the closing track on a metal album is 13 minutes long
September 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
When the closing track on a metal album is 13 minutes long
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This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did
I haven’t seen one news channel show a clip of him speaking in the last 4 hours
September 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did
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Hey dude can you pass me that video of the tall birds simultaneously getting knocked over by a wave thanks
September 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Hey dude can you pass me that video of the tall birds simultaneously getting knocked over by a wave thanks
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This landline phone is shaped like a frog. We need more frog phones.
September 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
This landline phone is shaped like a frog. We need more frog phones.
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hot dog guy dot jpeg
September 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
hot dog guy dot jpeg
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"AI will replace all jobs!"
"Well, how will people live?"
"Magic supercomputer!"
"Wait, if no one can afford anything, how do you have an economy?"
"MAGIC SUPERCOMPUTER!!!"
"Well, how will people live?"
"Magic supercomputer!"
"Wait, if no one can afford anything, how do you have an economy?"
"MAGIC SUPERCOMPUTER!!!"
August 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
"AI will replace all jobs!"
"Well, how will people live?"
"Magic supercomputer!"
"Wait, if no one can afford anything, how do you have an economy?"
"MAGIC SUPERCOMPUTER!!!"
"Well, how will people live?"
"Magic supercomputer!"
"Wait, if no one can afford anything, how do you have an economy?"
"MAGIC SUPERCOMPUTER!!!"
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I am not an alpha male, I'm a delta male. I am shaped like a triangle and created by the deposition of sediment that is carried by a river and enters slower-moving or stagnant water.
August 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I am not an alpha male, I'm a delta male. I am shaped like a triangle and created by the deposition of sediment that is carried by a river and enters slower-moving or stagnant water.
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(guy standing up voice) i think they're better than the cheese ones
August 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
(guy standing up voice) i think they're better than the cheese ones
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he’s just like me
In Donkey Kong Bananza, DK follows objects of interest with his eyes. However, he has an incredibly short attention span. Whenever a new object enters his vision, his attention is drawn to it instead. If many objects are moving, he will be distracted by each new one.
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
he’s just like me