Mystery Ape
@lasers.bsky.social
Regardless of outcome, requests to follow me will be invoiced at £5 waged/£3 unwaged and concessions.
My cousin’s picking me up in the Mazda later
January 2, 2026 at 12:00 AM
My cousin’s picking me up in the Mazda later
The dendritic shorty
January 1, 2026 at 11:59 PM
The dendritic shorty
Reminder to get your dimes on the windowsills. I use a 5p piece
January 1, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Reminder to get your dimes on the windowsills. I use a 5p piece
Reposted by Mystery Ape
Amazing! We're now further in time from the release of turn of the century classic "Smooth" by Rob Thomas feat. Carlos Santana than "Smooth"'s debut was from the convictions of John Mitchell, HR Haldeman, and John Ehrlichman for their involvement in what was known as the "Watergate Break-In"! Wow!
January 1, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Amazing! We're now further in time from the release of turn of the century classic "Smooth" by Rob Thomas feat. Carlos Santana than "Smooth"'s debut was from the convictions of John Mitchell, HR Haldeman, and John Ehrlichman for their involvement in what was known as the "Watergate Break-In"! Wow!
Not a fan of why I have to read about this stuff, but cardiac electrophysiology is really interesting. There’s a whole electro-chemical ecosystem at work to animate the mechanics of your heart, from molecular effects at cellular level to electrical currents propagating across tissue
January 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Not a fan of why I have to read about this stuff, but cardiac electrophysiology is really interesting. There’s a whole electro-chemical ecosystem at work to animate the mechanics of your heart, from molecular effects at cellular level to electrical currents propagating across tissue
Reposted by Mystery Ape
Reposted by Mystery Ape
Might go and have half a pint of Guinness tomorrow (today)
January 1, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Might go and have half a pint of Guinness tomorrow (today)
Some MFs don’t seem to understand that there’ll be time enough for counting when the dealing’s done
January 1, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Some MFs don’t seem to understand that there’ll be time enough for counting when the dealing’s done
I’ve been asked if I would consider pumping up the jam
December 31, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I’ve been asked if I would consider pumping up the jam
I love salt, sodium, things of that nature
December 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I love salt, sodium, things of that nature
Anyone else sleeping to their natural circadian rhythm this week which is 5-6am to 1-2pm
December 31, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Anyone else sleeping to their natural circadian rhythm this week which is 5-6am to 1-2pm
Reposted by Mystery Ape
Tbh I want to call in sick to NYE
December 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Tbh I want to call in sick to NYE
Waiting for data permissions on our project so currently I’m using my institutional affiliation with a science place to read medical journal articles about those of my diseases that GPs aren’t familiar with (most of them)
December 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Waiting for data permissions on our project so currently I’m using my institutional affiliation with a science place to read medical journal articles about those of my diseases that GPs aren’t familiar with (most of them)
Reposted by Mystery Ape
If I keep the bathroom door closed long enough while taking a bath, Gary starts yelling and pawing at it, then I let him in and he just yells some more, wanders around for a minute or two and leaves again
December 31, 2025 at 2:17 AM
If I keep the bathroom door closed long enough while taking a bath, Gary starts yelling and pawing at it, then I let him in and he just yells some more, wanders around for a minute or two and leaves again
Reposted by Mystery Ape
珍しくキッチンに行ったなと思ったら、使用済みのだしパックをくわえて現れたので即取り上げられた時のきくちゃん🐈⬛
人間の食べ物にはふだん興味持たないので油断してたら誤飲誤食ピンチ！反省
ちな今夜は豚しゃぶ🍲
#blueskyねこ部
人間の食べ物にはふだん興味持たないので油断してたら誤飲誤食ピンチ！反省
ちな今夜は豚しゃぶ🍲
#blueskyねこ部
December 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
珍しくキッチンに行ったなと思ったら、使用済みのだしパックをくわえて現れたので即取り上げられた時のきくちゃん🐈⬛
人間の食べ物にはふだん興味持たないので油断してたら誤飲誤食ピンチ！反省
ちな今夜は豚しゃぶ🍲
#blueskyねこ部
人間の食べ物にはふだん興味持たないので油断してたら誤飲誤食ピンチ！反省
ちな今夜は豚しゃぶ🍲
#blueskyねこ部
Reposted by Mystery Ape
please look at this spider called a "Queensland Ultraflat" (pic by Marten Stevens)
December 31, 2025 at 1:07 AM
please look at this spider called a "Queensland Ultraflat" (pic by Marten Stevens)
Reposted by Mystery Ape
Reposted by Mystery Ape
