Mystery Ape
lasers.bsky.social
Mystery Ape
@lasers.bsky.social
Regardless of outcome, requests to follow me will be invoiced at £5 waged/£3 unwaged and concessions.
Someone should build a database of traps set by gamekeepers so people can go out and vandalise them. The fact that grouse and pheasant hunting monocultures are so widespread in this country is very fucking grim
November 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’m becoming too dependent on this light to relax at bedtime
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Does anyone want to gang stalk me
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I have to say it - me and who
Snail traveling via salamander express — specifically, a Fire Salamander (Salamandra salamandra) — not something you see every day.

📷 harukano on iNaturalist
📍 Bulgaria
🔗: www.inaturalist.org/observations...
#ObservationOfTheDay
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Death to fascism and eternal life to woke communism
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I’ve girlbossed too close to the sun and am going to bed early
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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This is bad.
November 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Getting dinner supplies
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I just think this is funny
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Goodnight. Early night. Very, very tired.
🖼️ The Selkie Folk, Anita Inverarity.
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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にゃ。
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
have to get my eye looked at to see if the retina is detaching. very cool! i tend to forget that till something like this happens that ophthalmology never really took off in this country
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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#SaveSpeech

starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!

stop-paypros.neocities.org
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Zionism is a metatastasising cancer on the world electronicintifada.net/content/lett...
Letter from a British political prisoner for Palestine
How banning Palestine Action has led to the banning of Palestine in prisons.
electronicintifada.net
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
i wish there were a way to make a living thinking and talking about animals and the paranormal
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Lots of Rooks coming to the garden at the moment for the last of the acorns.
Each birds takes 5/6 away at one visit & then returns. The number of cached acorns in the surrounding fields must be enormous.
It's not only the Jay who is responsible for planting Britain's Oak Trees.
#trees #corvids
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
can you get the fun rainbow keyboard lighting on normal laptops? I'm not looking to become a gamer/pay for a gamer computer but I want the lights
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
i'm self conscious about wearing leggings as pants without the ass draped but it would be so convenient
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
At the hospital for another test. Two more tests after this for the current specialist referral, then it’ll probably be about time for things to start up with the next referral, whether that’s the one booked for July 2026 or something to do with what will inevitably go wrong with me before then
November 18, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Due to the self-marginalising nature of some paranormal phenomena we will never see the footage of the Bigfoot eating out of a dumpster behind a tribal casino even though it probably still exists
November 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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You don't often see this at the end of a whistleblower story:
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Goodnight
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Jodi the frog
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
congratulations to kier starmer on becoming britain's first reform prime minister
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM