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Jordan "Gordon" Danford
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Monetary Jack
August 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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My sister in law rescued a kitten last week and she is sooooo small and cute
Potato-sized kitten with a spotted grey and white coat, laying upside down in someone’s lap, opening her mouth and raising all four of her paws for violence purposes The same cat asleep in the middle of a very large beige couch, stretching her back leg out toward her head in the sort of position you would expect from someone diving into a swimming pool
June 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Comfy guy
Orange cat sleeping contentedly in a blanket nest on a couch
February 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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No shirt, life ruined
Same cat but with no shirt underneath, stretching a bit and looking at the camera
January 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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The Sleepy Guardian
Same situation as the previous photo except the cat slightly more curled up and significantly sleepier
January 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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The Shirt Guardian
Smallish orange cat in a circular chair, curled up on a bright orange shirt, looking very chill with his eyes half open
January 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Losing my mind at this exchange
January 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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This fucker is coveting my neighbor and by my neighbor I mean my soup
Orange cat sitting on a couch and staring with interest at a bowl of chicken noodle soup
December 20, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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Chloe, my gentle blob ❤️
Tabby/tortoiseshell cat with pale yellow eyes loafing neatly in the middle of a blanket nest on a Persian rug, looking near but not quite at the camera with a relaxed expression
October 25, 2024 at 9:26 PM
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My fiancee paid for this adopt-an-animal thing that lets you track their position, but it looks like our manatee's GPS tag does not have very high spatial resolution
Two messages on Facebook Messenger: Message 1: a screenshot that says "Tracking Eleven" and shows a satellite photo of a three-lane road with a pink marker dot in the middle of it Message 2: text that reads "SHE'S IN THE STREET" in all caps
October 18, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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Bro they fucked up my new medical card photo so bad 😭
Arizona medical marijuana card where my headshot is stretched 2x horizontally
October 3, 2023 at 9:36 PM