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gamedev account that i also use to follow every artist ever: @paprika.live
pfp: @google.com
captcronch on discord
I am an adult
I have 4 shiny bluesky posts
see my images at ref.paprika.live
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Anyways Brazil thread starts here 🧵
THEY GOT MY ILLEGAL ASS I'M FINALLY DEPORTED
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January 7, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 10:03 AM
tf2 parody of where's your head at by basement jaxx "Where's My Med At"
January 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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Gonna getcha 👻

#puppet
October 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
you know the youtube video is gonna be good when the title says "(READ DESCRIPTION)"
January 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
it always stops me in my tracks when i see a furry colored like this
January 7, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 2:30 AM
they added me to minecraft
January 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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comm
January 7, 2026 at 2:57 PM
The resemblance is uncanny
January 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
kitten keeps climbing up on my desk to try and taste my chocolate milk i feel like this is a good allegory for something
January 7, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I'm just like my father, but I am much worse
January 7, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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It's all I want
January 6, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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Watching my friend recite random pages from the wizard’s spellbook we stole and they accidentally cast fireball centered on themself
January 7, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 5:39 AM
if i ever became popular i'd probably have some career-ending controversy the very next day
January 7, 2026 at 2:31 AM
might they be giants? who knows
January 7, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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guess this isn't the best time to release my mod that gives isabelle a huge wang
January 5, 2026 at 10:09 AM
throughout my life in the USA i never really felt like learning spanish would be that useful but now in brazil i'm playing tf2 and it puts me in the chile servers and everyone just speaks spanish or even in the brazil servers some hispanics get in there and now i feel like it would be useful
January 7, 2026 at 2:04 AM
it's somebody's birthday todayyyy :33333 who's gonna get a cake? :33333333333333333cccc
January 7, 2026 at 1:44 AM
i try to put on a youtube video while i grind xp on my nuzlocke because this old ass pokemon game doesnt have an exp share but i just pay too much attention to the youtube video how are people listening to videos while they DRAW?? maybe i just cant multitask my attention or something
January 7, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I have never met a Warhammer fan who wasn't racist
January 7, 2026 at 1:18 AM