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gamedev account that i also use to follow every artist ever: @paprika.live
pfp: @google.com
captcronch on discord
I am an adult
I have 4 shiny bluesky posts
see my images at ref.paprika.live
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Anyways Brazil thread starts here 🧵
if i ever became popular i'd probably have some career-ending controversy the very next day
January 7, 2026 at 2:31 AM
if i ever became popular i'd probably have some career-ending controversy the very next day
might they be giants? who knows
January 7, 2026 at 2:22 AM
might they be giants? who knows
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
this one is called goose horse
throughout my life in the USA i never really felt like learning spanish would be that useful but now in brazil i'm playing tf2 and it puts me in the chile servers and everyone just speaks spanish or even in the brazil servers some hispanics get in there and now i feel like it would be useful
January 7, 2026 at 2:04 AM
throughout my life in the USA i never really felt like learning spanish would be that useful but now in brazil i'm playing tf2 and it puts me in the chile servers and everyone just speaks spanish or even in the brazil servers some hispanics get in there and now i feel like it would be useful
it's somebody's birthday todayyyy :33333 who's gonna get a cake? :33333333333333333cccc
January 7, 2026 at 1:44 AM
it's somebody's birthday todayyyy :33333 who's gonna get a cake? :33333333333333333cccc
i try to put on a youtube video while i grind xp on my nuzlocke because this old ass pokemon game doesnt have an exp share but i just pay too much attention to the youtube video how are people listening to videos while they DRAW?? maybe i just cant multitask my attention or something
January 7, 2026 at 1:41 AM
i try to put on a youtube video while i grind xp on my nuzlocke because this old ass pokemon game doesnt have an exp share but i just pay too much attention to the youtube video how are people listening to videos while they DRAW?? maybe i just cant multitask my attention or something
I have never met a Warhammer fan who wasn't racist
January 7, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I have never met a Warhammer fan who wasn't racist
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ladies ladies please. you're both faggots
January 6, 2026 at 8:35 AM
ladies ladies please. you're both faggots
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dominated! and i've been shagging yer kangaroo wife!
January 6, 2026 at 7:19 PM
dominated! and i've been shagging yer kangaroo wife!
I'm over here wreaking my havoc I got destruction on my devastation right now. I'm just laying my waste I'm evil as fuck man I'm a ruiner man like for real.
January 6, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I'm over here wreaking my havoc I got destruction on my devastation right now. I'm just laying my waste I'm evil as fuck man I'm a ruiner man like for real.
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Your dick is planning things that are going to exceed your expectations. Those challenges that seem too big. The sickness too great. The addiction too strong. It may be too much for you, but it’s not too much for it.
January 6, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Your dick is planning things that are going to exceed your expectations. Those challenges that seem too big. The sickness too great. The addiction too strong. It may be too much for you, but it’s not too much for it.
so animals really like those big wheels to run in for some reason but if you had just a giant hamster wheel in your room wouldn't you get on that motherfucker all the time too
January 6, 2026 at 6:52 PM
so animals really like those big wheels to run in for some reason but if you had just a giant hamster wheel in your room wouldn't you get on that motherfucker all the time too
we need a word like yaoi or yuri but for non binary relationships
January 6, 2026 at 3:26 PM
we need a word like yaoi or yuri but for non binary relationships
and once again fleeting peace was replaced with a yearning hope
Popular MOBA League of Legends was briefly unplayable over the past 24 hours, as the digital licence for the game expired. https://bit.ly/44V4ZJN
January 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
and once again fleeting peace was replaced with a yearning hope
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January 4, 2026 at 5:43 AM
hello chum do you want to be sorry
January 6, 2026 at 1:59 PM
hello chum do you want to be sorry
as of this moment i officially resign from my job as software engineer and will take up work on a farm shovelling pig shit and administering anal suppositories to sick horses because that will be a thousand times more tolerable than being in the same industry as dipshits like you
January 6, 2026 at 1:22 PM
as of this moment i officially resign from my job as software engineer and will take up work on a farm shovelling pig shit and administering anal suppositories to sick horses because that will be a thousand times more tolerable than being in the same industry as dipshits like you
it's crazy how painkillers exist and the weak ones do nothing and the strong ones do everything
January 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
it's crazy how painkillers exist and the weak ones do nothing and the strong ones do everything
nvm i just got a 6 killstreak with only pistol i'm farming stranges here
the cool part about being good at tf2 when matchmaking doesn't take skill into account is when your team is doing too good you can switch to the messing around loadout and when your team is getting rolled you can switch to soldier to even out the scales
January 5, 2026 at 10:36 PM
nvm i just got a 6 killstreak with only pistol i'm farming stranges here
freestyle chess is just chess but they tried putting in a bit of basic game design so it's just more fun
January 5, 2026 at 10:05 PM
freestyle chess is just chess but they tried putting in a bit of basic game design so it's just more fun