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No, I 100% agree that computer RPGs these days have too much handholding. I, too, yearn for the days of being able to spend hours crafting my perfect build from hundreds of available options, only to discover that it mathematically cannot survive the mandatory rat fight portion of the first dungeon.
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
No, I 100% agree that computer RPGs these days have too much handholding. I, too, yearn for the days of being able to spend hours crafting my perfect build from hundreds of available options, only to discover that it mathematically cannot survive the mandatory rat fight portion of the first dungeon.
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Arrakis, a desert, planet, can you believe it? Some people call it Dune, I call it Arrakis. The SPICE must flow, and quite frankly, it will be flowing much faster than under the failed DUKE LETO. Maybe he was a nice guy, maybe not,I think he was jealous of me! We're looking into that very strongly.
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Arrakis, a desert, planet, can you believe it? Some people call it Dune, I call it Arrakis. The SPICE must flow, and quite frankly, it will be flowing much faster than under the failed DUKE LETO. Maybe he was a nice guy, maybe not,I think he was jealous of me! We're looking into that very strongly.
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
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Pro tip when your wife has a doctor's appointment don't text her "happy pappin'" she won't like it.
October 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Pro tip when your wife has a doctor's appointment don't text her "happy pappin'" she won't like it.
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i would enjoy chores more if they unlocked some cool loot like a new hairstyle or a weapon
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i would enjoy chores more if they unlocked some cool loot like a new hairstyle or a weapon
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The utter stupidity of pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for this joke is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The utter stupidity of pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for this joke is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.
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congrats to Donald Trump for figuring out how to install the "gold ink" cartridge on his inkjet printer
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
congrats to Donald Trump for figuring out how to install the "gold ink" cartridge on his inkjet printer
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Corey Seager TIES WORLD SERIES GAME 1 with a 9th-inning homer!
YouTube video by MLB
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November 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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I just said, "uh oh Spaghetti-Os" to my kids and they looked at me like I'd had a stroke.
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I just said, "uh oh Spaghetti-Os" to my kids and they looked at me like I'd had a stroke.
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F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
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The second Forrest Gump opened his mouth on that bench I would’ve faked a phone call
October 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The second Forrest Gump opened his mouth on that bench I would’ve faked a phone call
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“I have been asked, ‘Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?’ I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.”
— Charles Babbage (1864)
— Charles Babbage (1864)
October 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
“I have been asked, ‘Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?’ I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.”
— Charles Babbage (1864)
— Charles Babbage (1864)
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marriage is just watching 'house hunters' together and agreeing which people should be yeeted into the sun
October 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
marriage is just watching 'house hunters' together and agreeing which people should be yeeted into the sun
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Listen to me very carefully: I will never, *never*, "ask Gemini."
October 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Listen to me very carefully: I will never, *never*, "ask Gemini."
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My 2yo just informed me that her favorite food is gummy bears wrapped in salami. Then she held eye contact while wrapping a gummy bear in salami and eating it.
October 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
My 2yo just informed me that her favorite food is gummy bears wrapped in salami. Then she held eye contact while wrapping a gummy bear in salami and eating it.
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I'm teaching the computer to smoke cigarettes
October 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I'm teaching the computer to smoke cigarettes
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I think there's a lot of efficacy in repeating that Donald Trump seems to be exhibiting profound dementia, and we should be told who is actually running the Executive Branch.
October 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I think there's a lot of efficacy in repeating that Donald Trump seems to be exhibiting profound dementia, and we should be told who is actually running the Executive Branch.
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“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
October 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
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My daughter has a school assignment to write a scary story in just a few lines, and I showed her this from Clickhole, which is some of the most efficient horror scripting I've ever read.
October 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
My daughter has a school assignment to write a scary story in just a few lines, and I showed her this from Clickhole, which is some of the most efficient horror scripting I've ever read.
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“The Founders would never believe that it would ever come to pass that one state militia could be sent to another state for the purposes of political retribution”
THAT PART!
Thank you, Judge Perry.
THAT PART!
Thank you, Judge Perry.
October 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“The Founders would never believe that it would ever come to pass that one state militia could be sent to another state for the purposes of political retribution”
THAT PART!
Thank you, Judge Perry.
THAT PART!
Thank you, Judge Perry.
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What are you protecting?
October 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
What are you protecting?
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*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.
September 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.
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my beloved wife is STILL ALIVE she just dresses like a TERRIFYING PHANTOM for FASHION REASONS
September 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
my beloved wife is STILL ALIVE she just dresses like a TERRIFYING PHANTOM for FASHION REASONS
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This is * chef’s kiss *
September 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This is * chef’s kiss *