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Willie Nobody
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Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
Screenshot of a tweet from Joyce Carol Oates posted on Sunday, November 9th that reads "so curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates--scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. in fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. the poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
Pierrot, by Jean-Antoine Watteau, 1718-19, 📸 by @andyharnik
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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bubbaprog.xyz
As called by Ben Shulman on Blue Jays radio:
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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andrewhickey.500songs.com
I can get to RFK Jr, Paul McCartney, the late Colonel Gadaffi, ALF, at least three tech billionaires, Bob Dylan, Daniel Craig, and Bono in no more than *two* hops, some of them through multiple routes.
I suspect they would all be very surprised to be considered complicit in any crimes I did.
jameeljaffer.bsky.social Jameel Jaffer @jameeljaffer.bsky.social · 20d
This three-hops theory is especially insane. Even if you assume each person is connected to only 100 other people, there are 1m people within three hops of every suspected drug trafficker—and remember that even *known* drug traffickers aren’t legitimate targets. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/30/u...
October 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy
October 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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CANCONULATIONS MY CANADIAN FRIENDS I LOVE YOU
October 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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chadbourn.bsky.social
Talking Heads’ David Byrne.
A white-haired man on a bicycle stands next to another man with a sign that says love and acceptance are now punk ideologies
October 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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rickburin.bsky.social
May you turn into your own Steve Bell cartoon [Iraqi curse]
Blair looking unhinged
October 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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thequietus.com
"The Who were charming to me when they were writing more situational songs. They didn’t necessarily concern world shattering issues, but instead really beautiful, miniature statements. [and] I love the artwork with the Heinz Baked Beans."

#RonMael of #Sparks on #TheWho Sell Out

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The Who Sell Out album cover. Pete Townshend has a giant deodorant under his arm and Roger Daltrey is sat in a tub filled with baked beans whilst holding a Heinz can. He also has baked beans on his face, clearly indicating that he has been eating them.
October 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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theonion.com
Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex https://theonion.com/planned-parenthood-opens-8-billion-abortionplex-1819572640/
Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex
October 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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ihavethatonvinyl.com
today at IHTOV:

@mikebarthelauthor.com goes long and deep on billy joel in a beautiful, gorgeously written essay on being a joel fan. you're going to want to read this one. put a few minutes aside. it's good ihavethatonvinyl.com/essays/life-...
Life in a Glass House
All of which is to say that I loved Billy Joel because I loved my dad. I loved that he’d moved 300 miles away from Farmingdale to some little rural town (the Hudson River line would only take you part...
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October 8, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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rbuas.bsky.social
Maybe nothing in sports as close to hard drugs as watching a bullpen rollicking in and out of jams, wet hair and strange jewelry, spitting and cursing, having entire conversations with themselves. A ship of filthy pirates drunk on the high seas.
October 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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birmingham81.bsky.social
The Fall family tree, as published in the NME, May 1991 #FallFriday (THREAD 1 of 3 - I'll tweet each half separately so hopefully it's easier to read)
October 10, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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kurtandersen.bsky.social
Thomas Pynchon, snubbed again. And tine’s running out—he’s 88.
October 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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👍 Blue Jays
October 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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DAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE!!
October 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Buck Martinez laughing about how correct he was about the Yankees
October 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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kjephd.bsky.social
Absolutely unsurpassable
luxalptraum.com Lux 🍂 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · Oct 8
TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way. What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money. Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight. To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.
October 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Lmao Vladdy is absolutely out of his mind
October 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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lissaharris.bsky.social
Americans voting
October 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
Still Life with Dead Birds (and a Basket of Oysters), by Germain Ribot, 1860-80
October 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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derek.bike
blue jays fans rn
still of the simpsons. children look horrified and upset. one of them is pointing. the caption says “keep going”
October 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Every time the subject of Jimmy Fallon’s spinelessness comes up, I think of this passage from Tina Fey’s Bossypants
66 Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers' room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. [...] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can't remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and loud and "unladylike" Jimmy Fallon [...] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, "Stop that! It's not cute! I don't like it." Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. "I don't fucking care if you like it." Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn't there to be cute. She wasn't there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys' scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it. Tina Fey, Bossypants
October 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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naomiaklein.bsky.social
If you, like me, are the parent of a neuro-atypical child dreading this autism press conference, please remember: These are the people hurting our kids. Not us. They are the ones stigmatizing and pathologizing them. They are the ones peddling untested science. And we should be very, very angry.
September 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Watching all these centrist pundits stress the “civility” of Charlie Kirk’s style without addressing the ugliness of his substance is giving me a renewed appreciation of how the civil, polite White Citizens’ Councils conned the same crowd into thinking they were distinct from the cruder Klan.
September 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM