Gabe Utseks
@jawnwicks.bsky.social
I sit at home watching panel shows and foam at the mouth | UK | 30s
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Joanne will never run out of money because people keep buying her stuff, and so this will keep happening. SLAPP after SLAPP until trans people are completely drummed out of public existence and nobody will do a thing about it
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Joanne will never run out of money because people keep buying her stuff, and so this will keep happening. SLAPP after SLAPP until trans people are completely drummed out of public existence and nobody will do a thing about it
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slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
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Were SO close to making target on the Taskmaster colouering books now, but with just over 2 days to go. If you've been holding off on treating yourself or a loved one, please act soon to avoid disappointment and self-flaggelation!
December 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Were SO close to making target on the Taskmaster colouering books now, but with just over 2 days to go. If you've been holding off on treating yourself or a loved one, please act soon to avoid disappointment and self-flaggelation!
I genuinely don't think MPs should be allowed to put anything on expenses. Pay for it all yourselves, you wankers.
Lee Anderson, who makes nearly £200,000 a year, repeatedly calls for benefit clampdowns, and described Britain as a “food bank for the world”...
...claims more in taxpayer-funded hotel bills than any other MP in England, billing the taxpayer for £22.5k in 2024/25 www.bigissue.com/news/politic...
...claims more in taxpayer-funded hotel bills than any other MP in England, billing the taxpayer for £22.5k in 2024/25 www.bigissue.com/news/politic...
Revealed: MPs rack up huge rent expenses while pushing through cuts to benefits
MPs are allowed to rent a second home, but while they are simultaneously cutting benefits for the vulnerable, the cost feels hard to swallow.
www.bigissue.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I genuinely don't think MPs should be allowed to put anything on expenses. Pay for it all yourselves, you wankers.
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it's advent you know what that means
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
it's advent you know what that means
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Your annual reminder that the most revealing difference between Irish and Scottish Gaelic is definitely in the words for December: Mí na Nollag (Month of Christmas) in Ireland, and An Dubhlachd (the Blackness) in Scotland. So once again may I wish you all a lovely Blackness.
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Your annual reminder that the most revealing difference between Irish and Scottish Gaelic is definitely in the words for December: Mí na Nollag (Month of Christmas) in Ireland, and An Dubhlachd (the Blackness) in Scotland. So once again may I wish you all a lovely Blackness.
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
One thing I do love about this year's Strictly is that it's a bunch of people having fun with a ridiculous thing. A balm for two months of tone-deaf christmas ads.
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
One thing I do love about this year's Strictly is that it's a bunch of people having fun with a ridiculous thing. A balm for two months of tone-deaf christmas ads.
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imagine looking like this while writing tasks for a show that's basically saw for middle aged people
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
imagine looking like this while writing tasks for a show that's basically saw for middle aged people
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Being stuck in a rut is a whole different kind of problem if you're a stag
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Being stuck in a rut is a whole different kind of problem if you're a stag
This is beautiful. Really makes it clear why Taskmaster's such a delight to watch.
This would’ve taken so long 😮💨we need more shitshow edits fr. amazing art 🙏🙏🙏
@thehornesection.bsky.social @taskmaster.tv
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taskmaster | shitshow
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November 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This is beautiful. Really makes it clear why Taskmaster's such a delight to watch.
When you show your bearded dragon a particularly tasty-looking leaf:
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
When you show your bearded dragon a particularly tasty-looking leaf:
I'm still haunted by the curry-based singer name that someone shouted out at the Yeovil @thehornesection.bsky.social gig. It's so horribly groan-worthy that I really, really hope it gets used in Taskmaster or THS TV Show.
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I'm still haunted by the curry-based singer name that someone shouted out at the Yeovil @thehornesection.bsky.social gig. It's so horribly groan-worthy that I really, really hope it gets used in Taskmaster or THS TV Show.
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Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
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Labour is just... speedrunning how to get at least as far right as Reform. There's nothing "moral" about what they're doing at all. Glad I've only ever voted for this pile of shit party once.
November 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Labour is just... speedrunning how to get at least as far right as Reform. There's nothing "moral" about what they're doing at all. Glad I've only ever voted for this pile of shit party once.
I've got their catalogue!
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I've got their catalogue!
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Hey the Nazis did this to my grandparents so this sounds cool @teamlabouruk.bsky.social
The Sun has been told Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood will on Monday propose confiscating jewellery, watches, necklaces from asylum seekers to meet asylum costs
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Hey the Nazis did this to my grandparents so this sounds cool @teamlabouruk.bsky.social
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