Gabe Utseks
@jawnwicks.bsky.social
I sit at home watching panel shows and foam at the mouth | UK | 30s
Labour is just... speedrunning how to get at least as far right as Reform. There's nothing "moral" about what they're doing at all. Glad I've only ever voted for this pile of shit party once.
November 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Labour is just... speedrunning how to get at least as far right as Reform. There's nothing "moral" about what they're doing at all. Glad I've only ever voted for this pile of shit party once.
I've got their catalogue!
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I've got their catalogue!
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Hey the Nazis did this to my grandparents so this sounds cool @teamlabouruk.bsky.social
The Sun has been told Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood will on Monday propose confiscating jewellery, watches, necklaces from asylum seekers to meet asylum costs
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Hey the Nazis did this to my grandparents so this sounds cool @teamlabouruk.bsky.social
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do you think it's anti-romantasy as in counteracting like antifreeze, or in reverse like anticlockwise or opposed to like antisocial, or tiny food like antipasto
This week, I was sent a proof from one of the big publishers. In their pack, they described it as an "anti romantasy".
An anti romantasy.
I have so many thoughts about this, I honestly don't know where to begin.
An anti romantasy.
I have so many thoughts about this, I honestly don't know where to begin.
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 AM
do you think it's anti-romantasy as in counteracting like antifreeze, or in reverse like anticlockwise or opposed to like antisocial, or tiny food like antipasto
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local boy very excited to show you all his cool toys #taskmaster
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
local boy very excited to show you all his cool toys #taskmaster
My bones and joints are not big fans of this rain storm at all. Oorgh.
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
My bones and joints are not big fans of this rain storm at all. Oorgh.
The #Taskmaster finale, in pictures:
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 AM
The #Taskmaster finale, in pictures:
ok
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 AM
ok
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
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Yesterday a man was spelling something using phonetic alphabet over the phone to me. He started to struggle at D:
”eh…Dick”
and when he came to a B
“[long silence]…I can only think of Balls because I said Dick”
”eh…Dick”
and when he came to a B
“[long silence]…I can only think of Balls because I said Dick”
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Yesterday a man was spelling something using phonetic alphabet over the phone to me. He started to struggle at D:
”eh…Dick”
and when he came to a B
“[long silence]…I can only think of Balls because I said Dick”
”eh…Dick”
and when he came to a B
“[long silence]…I can only think of Balls because I said Dick”
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good morning fish fuckers
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
good morning fish fuckers
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new campaign coming outta buckinghamshire 🤔
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
new campaign coming outta buckinghamshire 🤔
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
This has been the first series ever where I've just wanted everyone to win. They're all wonderful and hysterical. #Taskmaster
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This has been the first series ever where I've just wanted everyone to win. They're all wonderful and hysterical. #Taskmaster
Haunted by the strange furry thing on the back of Sanjeev's puppies and kittens calendar. #Taskmaster
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Haunted by the strange furry thing on the back of Sanjeev's puppies and kittens calendar. #Taskmaster
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
A cute lil Taskmaster colouring book, praised by Alex no less! £22 / $28 / CA$40 / AU$44 plus shipping ❤️🖤❤️
KICKSTARTER IS LIVE!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/boo...
Any shares etc. hugely appreciated to help us hit target within the next 30 days! (No money taken until end and only if the project is successful). Perfect Xmas gift!
Sylvanian stickers available too!
#AlexHorne Approved 🥰.
#Taskmaster
www.kickstarter.com/projects/boo...
Any shares etc. hugely appreciated to help us hit target within the next 30 days! (No money taken until end and only if the project is successful). Perfect Xmas gift!
Sylvanian stickers available too!
#AlexHorne Approved 🥰.
#Taskmaster
November 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
A cute lil Taskmaster colouring book, praised by Alex no less! £22 / $28 / CA$40 / AU$44 plus shipping ❤️🖤❤️
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On Sergelstorg baht ‘at
November 3, 2025 at 10:45 AM
On Sergelstorg baht ‘at
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November 3, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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you can win without billionaires supporting you
you can win without party leadership endorsing you
you can win unapologetically standing with every persecuted minority pundits say are too politically toxic to touch
we could do everything about this process differently if we wanted to
you can win without party leadership endorsing you
you can win unapologetically standing with every persecuted minority pundits say are too politically toxic to touch
we could do everything about this process differently if we wanted to
Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
you can win without billionaires supporting you
you can win without party leadership endorsing you
you can win unapologetically standing with every persecuted minority pundits say are too politically toxic to touch
we could do everything about this process differently if we wanted to
you can win without party leadership endorsing you
you can win unapologetically standing with every persecuted minority pundits say are too politically toxic to touch
we could do everything about this process differently if we wanted to
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Might put the clock back again tonight. Take the extra hour in bed again. Make it a regular thing. See what happens.
November 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Might put the clock back again tonight. Take the extra hour in bed again. Make it a regular thing. See what happens.