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Nothing says ‘I mean business’ like using a cart at the liquor store.
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Netflix: are you still watching?
Me: you’d like that, wouldn’t you? you kinky fuck
Me: you’d like that, wouldn’t you? you kinky fuck
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Netflix: are you still watching?
Me: you’d like that, wouldn’t you? you kinky fuck
Me: you’d like that, wouldn’t you? you kinky fuck
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
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“You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around, you're only second best, ya see?”
December 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
“You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around, you're only second best, ya see?”
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Just bought a dozen shopping carts at Aldi’s for $3. Happy Holidays!!!
December 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Just bought a dozen shopping carts at Aldi’s for $3. Happy Holidays!!!
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There’s a 100% chance we all are gunna die.
December 17, 2025 at 12:55 PM
There’s a 100% chance we all are gunna die.
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made my xmas list for santa 🎅🏼
December 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
made my xmas list for santa 🎅🏼
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I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.
December 31, 2024 at 2:13 PM
I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.
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We do not love the way we want to be loved.
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
We do not love the way we want to be loved.
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Timeline Cleanse ⚜️🎶⚜️💙⚜️🎶⚜️
Cher and Raquel Welch performing ‘I’m a Woman’ on The Cher Show, 1975 ✨
Cher and Raquel Welch performing ‘I’m a Woman’ on The Cher Show, 1975 ✨
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Timeline Cleanse ⚜️🎶⚜️💙⚜️🎶⚜️
Cher and Raquel Welch performing ‘I’m a Woman’ on The Cher Show, 1975 ✨
Cher and Raquel Welch performing ‘I’m a Woman’ on The Cher Show, 1975 ✨
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I read that married lesbian couples have the highest divorce rate.
Maybe that’s where the term lickity-split comes from.
Maybe that’s where the term lickity-split comes from.
November 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I read that married lesbian couples have the highest divorce rate.
Maybe that’s where the term lickity-split comes from.
Maybe that’s where the term lickity-split comes from.
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November 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I wish my penis made me laugh the way it makes others laugh
October 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I wish my penis made me laugh the way it makes others laugh
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Happy #TOT #TongueOutTuesday from Lucy also I guess it's #CarrotOutTiesday 🥕🤭 #LucyTheJerseyGirl #RescueCow
October 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Happy #TOT #TongueOutTuesday from Lucy also I guess it's #CarrotOutTiesday 🥕🤭 #LucyTheJerseyGirl #RescueCow
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I may look ok on the outside but deep down on the inside I wished my bestfriend was my next door neighbor. 🏡
September 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I may look ok on the outside but deep down on the inside I wished my bestfriend was my next door neighbor. 🏡
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If a guy jerks off to me can we say he was really pulling for me?
September 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If a guy jerks off to me can we say he was really pulling for me?
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Mornin, boys....
September 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Mornin, boys....
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Based in the filter, this should look “dramatic cool.”
September 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Based in the filter, this should look “dramatic cool.”