A Life of Michael
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You are child of the universe. You have a right to be here. 🏳️🌈 🇨🇦
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Dear gay men: not sure if you realize this but you can actually be friendly to other gay men even if you don't find them sexually attractive.
Seeking a partner to be totally super lazy with, but also to inspire each other to grow.
January 6, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Seeking a partner to be totally super lazy with, but also to inspire each other to grow.
Wow, these last several episodes of Stranger Things feel kinda formulaic and slog-like. Also, the dialogue for much of the season was cringe.
January 6, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Wow, these last several episodes of Stranger Things feel kinda formulaic and slog-like. Also, the dialogue for much of the season was cringe.
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January 5, 2026 at 8:04 AM
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Ice Skating under the beautiful Sunset 🌅
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January 5, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Ice Skating under the beautiful Sunset 🌅
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Just going through my closet and wondering, where can I wear this slutty little vest?
January 5, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Just going through my closet and wondering, where can I wear this slutty little vest?
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What if instead of killing people for oil we just put up some solar panels and some wind turbines. You know, the cheapest form of energy
January 4, 2026 at 7:32 PM
What if instead of killing people for oil we just put up some solar panels and some wind turbines. You know, the cheapest form of energy
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The President of the United States is an embarrassment and a national disgrace.
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
The President of the United States is an embarrassment and a national disgrace.
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Statement from she who should have been our President.
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Statement from she who should have been our President.
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January 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
January 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.
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I think this administration has vastly overestimated the rest of the world's willingness to put up with imperial oil war bullshit right now. I don't think this ends well. No war.
January 3, 2026 at 6:38 AM
I think this administration has vastly overestimated the rest of the world's willingness to put up with imperial oil war bullshit right now. I don't think this ends well. No war.
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No shit. Nothing should surprise us anymore, after 2025. Let's focus less on daily outrage and more on taking this fucker down.
January 3, 2026 at 5:58 AM
No shit. Nothing should surprise us anymore, after 2025. Let's focus less on daily outrage and more on taking this fucker down.
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Just to make things crystal fucking clear:
January 3, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Just to make things crystal fucking clear:
I never thought I’d be so lonely in my 50s. I guess everyone is lonely sometimes.
January 3, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I never thought I’d be so lonely in my 50s. I guess everyone is lonely sometimes.
In the name of all that is good and righteous, I beg of you to please let me proofread and punctuate your memes before you post them.
January 3, 2026 at 4:26 AM
In the name of all that is good and righteous, I beg of you to please let me proofread and punctuate your memes before you post them.
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Everybody’s got big ambitious plans until you jerk off 🤷🏻
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Everybody’s got big ambitious plans until you jerk off 🤷🏻
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The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.
January 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The way the press is treating chatbots, like they have agency and they “know” things all of a sudden, crossed the line recently from dumb and obsequious to something else entirely. Treating them as alive and making conscious decisions is an almost religious belief. It won’t age well.
Should I get drunk and make bad decisions?
January 3, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Should I get drunk and make bad decisions?
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Right after Bam-Bam's adoption had finally gone through, Betty Rubble discovered Barney had fathered a child out of Bedrock.
December 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Right after Bam-Bam's adoption had finally gone through, Betty Rubble discovered Barney had fathered a child out of Bedrock.
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Only been 2026 for four hours. So tired and horny already.
January 1, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Only been 2026 for four hours. So tired and horny already.
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Manifesting a new Sade album in 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Manifesting a new Sade album in 2026.
Happy New Year’s Eve. Where do I get in line for kisses?
December 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Happy New Year’s Eve. Where do I get in line for kisses?
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No way Drumpf would EVER understand this.
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
No way Drumpf would EVER understand this.