A Life of Michael
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You are child of the universe. You have a right to be here. 🏳️🌈 🇨🇦
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Dear gay men: not sure if you realize this but you can actually be friendly to other gay men even if you don't find them sexually attractive.
One of the sexiest things is when you see peace in a person’s eyes.
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
One of the sexiest things is when you see peace in a person’s eyes.
The world’s richest man is so ugly.
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The world’s richest man is so ugly.
Hello. My names Michael, and I’m a cocksucker.
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Hello. My names Michael, and I’m a cocksucker.
Just laying here wondering if other people’s phones spontaneously show sweet photo montages of me named “Michael” with fancy font and calm music the way mine does of them.
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Just laying here wondering if other people’s phones spontaneously show sweet photo montages of me named “Michael” with fancy font and calm music the way mine does of them.
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The Gospel of Professional Christian Mike Johnson:
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The Gospel of Professional Christian Mike Johnson:
In bed alone. Again. 🙃
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 AM
In bed alone. Again. 🙃
Hanky and code
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Hanky and code
Love going to public spaces so we can all stare at our phones together.
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Love going to public spaces so we can all stare at our phones together.
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November 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I’m watching reality TV, and I’m pretty sure the word “definitely” has morphed into “deffley” and nobody says anything about it.
November 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I’m watching reality TV, and I’m pretty sure the word “definitely” has morphed into “deffley” and nobody says anything about it.
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Jonathan Bailey photographed by Jason Hetherington for People Magazine’s 2025 Sexiest Man Alive Issue
🔗: https://people.com/jonathan-bailey-is-sexiest-man-alive-2025-11842000
🔗: https://people.com/jonathan-bailey-is-sexiest-man-alive-2025-11842000
November 4, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Jonathan Bailey photographed by Jason Hetherington for People Magazine’s 2025 Sexiest Man Alive Issue
🔗: https://people.com/jonathan-bailey-is-sexiest-man-alive-2025-11842000
🔗: https://people.com/jonathan-bailey-is-sexiest-man-alive-2025-11842000
“Couldn’t love him any more.”
“Couldn’t love him anymore.”
Grammar matters.
“Couldn’t love him anymore.”
Grammar matters.
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
“Couldn’t love him any more.”
“Couldn’t love him anymore.”
Grammar matters.
“Couldn’t love him anymore.”
Grammar matters.
This is what I’m missing in Palm Springs right now. 😢
November 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This is what I’m missing in Palm Springs right now. 😢
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The Lord of the "Files"
September 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The Lord of the "Files"
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The appeal of frozen pizza: it’s good enough when being lazy.
November 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The appeal of frozen pizza: it’s good enough when being lazy.
If you want to motivate someone, tell them they can’t do something. 😏
November 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If you want to motivate someone, tell them they can’t do something. 😏
Isn’t it a little absurd to say “be at least my age or older” on your profile but then hide your age on said profile?
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Isn’t it a little absurd to say “be at least my age or older” on your profile but then hide your age on said profile?
My Instagram timeline is just photos of gay men in nothing but their underwear and holding an accessory calling it a costume. 😂
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My Instagram timeline is just photos of gay men in nothing but their underwear and holding an accessory calling it a costume. 😂
Halloween 🎃 2025. Dressed up as me.
November 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Halloween 🎃 2025. Dressed up as me.
If you’ve got sunglasses on in every photo, somebody should give you a smack.
October 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If you’ve got sunglasses on in every photo, somebody should give you a smack.
Of course I have no problem matching with hot guys on Tinder … if they live in Brazil 🤨
October 31, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Of course I have no problem matching with hot guys on Tinder … if they live in Brazil 🤨
Sometimes it feels like everybody is lying.
October 31, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Sometimes it feels like everybody is lying.