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Foul dipshit. Very Stupid.
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November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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It’s wild when you find out that the reason there’s so many Thai restaurants is because it’s a form of soft power subsidized by the Thai government.
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Do you want to view
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil

tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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NEW: I have obtained, under FOI, a secret Department report that initially recommended the Targeted Compliance Framework - aka, the unlawful "mutual obligations" scheme

It reveals that, like Robodebt, they recklessly built this thing to punish "entitled" frauds who never existed
November 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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This is real life now I guess
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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bill clinton is like the forrest gump of getting his dick sucked
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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hate to do this but it's time to come clear and i'd rather post this myself than have a tabloid or whatever do it. yes i have visited the *that* island
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
More of a "the piss tank is half empty" kind of guy
The piss tank on the ISS is now 50% full.
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Wearing a nice hat. Quietly going about my day. Woman shouted over to me “you think you’re something special in that fucking hat do you?”

😳
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
That's good right? Complete divestment means confidence yeah?
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.

Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Cracking myself up at the idea of that scene in the Matrix at Martin Place being in the background of Sunrise
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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there’s a trans woman on ‘only connect’ and graham linehan is hassling victoria coren over it.

i like how he thinks he can out-fox a three time world poker champion by laying down a dipshit ultimatum and then saying ‘a simple yes or no will suffice’ like the dumbass debate-me-bro he’s become.
November 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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i Did It
November 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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its just how she likes to sit
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I have to call Comcast a lot because their internet is terrible and also the only ISP available here. I recently spoke about how I thought they are using an AI voice filter to try and homogenize overseas call center voices. Here's a clip of what I'm talking about. Sounding super regular, dude.
October 31, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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pedisedate, children, nitrous, what is this... Little Saint James Island?
Gameboy peripheral PediSedate was designed for dentists and dosed kids with nitrous oxide as they played games.
October 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Sending this to Jeremy Rockliff with the 👀 emoji.
This will 100% not be built.
October 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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dodged a bullet.
Please kill me
October 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM