Opposable Cumbs
@jauntyhog.bsky.social
Foul dipshit. Very Stupid.
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hate to do this but it's time to come clear and i'd rather post this myself than have a tabloid or whatever do it. yes i have visited the *that* island
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
hate to do this but it's time to come clear and i'd rather post this myself than have a tabloid or whatever do it. yes i have visited the *that* island
More of a "the piss tank is half empty" kind of guy
The piss tank on the ISS is now 50% full.
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
More of a "the piss tank is half empty" kind of guy
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Wearing a nice hat. Quietly going about my day. Woman shouted over to me “you think you’re something special in that fucking hat do you?”
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November 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Wearing a nice hat. Quietly going about my day. Woman shouted over to me “you think you’re something special in that fucking hat do you?”
😳
😳
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That's good right? Complete divestment means confidence yeah?
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 AM
That's good right? Complete divestment means confidence yeah?
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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Cracking myself up at the idea of that scene in the Matrix at Martin Place being in the background of Sunrise
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Cracking myself up at the idea of that scene in the Matrix at Martin Place being in the background of Sunrise
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there’s a trans woman on ‘only connect’ and graham linehan is hassling victoria coren over it.
i like how he thinks he can out-fox a three time world poker champion by laying down a dipshit ultimatum and then saying ‘a simple yes or no will suffice’ like the dumbass debate-me-bro he’s become.
i like how he thinks he can out-fox a three time world poker champion by laying down a dipshit ultimatum and then saying ‘a simple yes or no will suffice’ like the dumbass debate-me-bro he’s become.
November 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
there’s a trans woman on ‘only connect’ and graham linehan is hassling victoria coren over it.
i like how he thinks he can out-fox a three time world poker champion by laying down a dipshit ultimatum and then saying ‘a simple yes or no will suffice’ like the dumbass debate-me-bro he’s become.
i like how he thinks he can out-fox a three time world poker champion by laying down a dipshit ultimatum and then saying ‘a simple yes or no will suffice’ like the dumbass debate-me-bro he’s become.
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its just how she likes to sit
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
its just how she likes to sit
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I have to call Comcast a lot because their internet is terrible and also the only ISP available here. I recently spoke about how I thought they are using an AI voice filter to try and homogenize overseas call center voices. Here's a clip of what I'm talking about. Sounding super regular, dude.
October 31, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I have to call Comcast a lot because their internet is terrible and also the only ISP available here. I recently spoke about how I thought they are using an AI voice filter to try and homogenize overseas call center voices. Here's a clip of what I'm talking about. Sounding super regular, dude.
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
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pedisedate, children, nitrous, what is this... Little Saint James Island?
Gameboy peripheral PediSedate was designed for dentists and dosed kids with nitrous oxide as they played games.
October 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
pedisedate, children, nitrous, what is this... Little Saint James Island?
Sending this to Jeremy Rockliff with the 👀 emoji.
October 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Sending this to Jeremy Rockliff with the 👀 emoji.
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dodged a bullet.
October 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
dodged a bullet.
Halloween costume sorted.
October 26, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Halloween costume sorted.
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
October 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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Ben Mendelsohn 1996 / 2025
October 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Ben Mendelsohn 1996 / 2025
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10-inch Wiglett Plush is $21.24 at Pokemon Center (discount at checkout. 15% off sitewide discount) buff.ly/O8KrN8G
October 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
10-inch Wiglett Plush is $21.24 at Pokemon Center (discount at checkout. 15% off sitewide discount) buff.ly/O8KrN8G
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It’s so sick that Rob Zombie’s biggest hit is about The Munsters car
October 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It’s so sick that Rob Zombie’s biggest hit is about The Munsters car
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I stood behind someone at a hotel reception in Blackpool where they were demanding a full refund of their stay because ‘the hotel website’ said they had a pool and it doesn’t. ‘The hotel website’ was Google’s AI Overview and it took ten minutes for the receptionist to explain the difference.
A small Lofoten tourism group announces they're shutting down their guides and possibly going bankrupt thanks to the loss in revenue from chatbots that steal and rephrase their content
None of this shit is inevitable. Fuck the slimy tech bros.
www.instagram.com/p/DPyRB-tDBf...
None of this shit is inevitable. Fuck the slimy tech bros.
www.instagram.com/p/DPyRB-tDBf...
October 23, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I stood behind someone at a hotel reception in Blackpool where they were demanding a full refund of their stay because ‘the hotel website’ said they had a pool and it doesn’t. ‘The hotel website’ was Google’s AI Overview and it took ten minutes for the receptionist to explain the difference.