Opposable Cumbs
@jauntyhog.bsky.social
Foul dipshit. Very Stupid.
Wait, this isn't a joke?
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Wait, this isn't a joke?
It screams "got a durrie cunt?"
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
It screams "got a durrie cunt?"
Reading in the files that you've "crossed an animal"
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Reading in the files that you've "crossed an animal"
Do you feel like your Savings are being Maximised?
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Do you feel like your Savings are being Maximised?
Bit of Thaumaturgy would do them good.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Bit of Thaumaturgy would do them good.
Difficult to say what though. Maybe make all their skin come off to start with and go from there.
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Difficult to say what though. Maybe make all their skin come off to start with and go from there.
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Wearing a nice hat. Quietly going about my day. Woman shouted over to me “you think you’re something special in that fucking hat do you?”
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November 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Wearing a nice hat. Quietly going about my day. Woman shouted over to me “you think you’re something special in that fucking hat do you?”
😳
😳
"Wanna go into an amount of debt you likely previously considered inconceivable? Too easy bro"
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
"Wanna go into an amount of debt you likely previously considered inconceivable? Too easy bro"
I will say, my conveyencer was very helpful and answered any questions I had (regardless of how silly they seemed), and the mortgage broker was quite good. But the agent, seller and bank all seemed to not know their elbow from their arsehole.
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I will say, my conveyencer was very helpful and answered any questions I had (regardless of how silly they seemed), and the mortgage broker was quite good. But the agent, seller and bank all seemed to not know their elbow from their arsehole.
Well done. As someone who recently went through it for the first time; if it seems like all the people who supposedly do this for a living have no idea what they're doing, don't panic. Supposedly that's normal
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Well done. As someone who recently went through it for the first time; if it seems like all the people who supposedly do this for a living have no idea what they're doing, don't panic. Supposedly that's normal
You gonna throw in something else for that lying tongue? Sweeten the deal for that forked tongue of his?
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
You gonna throw in something else for that lying tongue? Sweeten the deal for that forked tongue of his?
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The quoted take only makes sense if those companies actually did something. "It might hurt financial markets" isn't enough on its own; you're only pushing that shit down the road and making it worse later.
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The quoted take only makes sense if those companies actually did something. "It might hurt financial markets" isn't enough on its own; you're only pushing that shit down the road and making it worse later.
Wario definitely an unc
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Wario definitely an unc
How many V-Bucks to unlock Frank's trashman skin?
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
How many V-Bucks to unlock Frank's trashman skin?
I dunno, I see it turning out more like a Dragon's Dogma.
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I dunno, I see it turning out more like a Dragon's Dogma.
Is an Unc inherently cheugy?
November 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Is an Unc inherently cheugy?