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Strange Wobbly Inflatable Thing
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Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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flaming moe's
August 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hooting when I see a Three Stooges clip in Ballerina: From The World Of John Wick
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Ana de Armas has shot like three guys in the dick in this movie, and also kicked a couple more. She is absolutely destroying these guys zones
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
@ Ana De Armas: hey what's up. how are you
November 11, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Remember how a John Wick movie came out this year
November 11, 2025 at 10:41 AM
All he had to do was repost the picture of her keyboard. Or her foot pic. That's it. Didn't need to do anything else. But he can't even do that because he's a weak gutless dog
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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In the very rare chance that anyone actually does manage to bully Musk into ending things, Joyce Carrol Oates doing it would be objectively the funniest vessel for it.
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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i can handle this one: it is because he is an illiterate boer ape
I know there a thousand other points to make here, but: why did Musk put a picture of the Odyssey in a thread about the Iliad?
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Utterly convinced you could make Musk cry by pretending to not know who he is and repeatedly calling him Alan
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here

Humanoid robot:
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Had a dream that I parachuted onto the hidden island fortress of the Dropout writers room
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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they are able to peel back the ACA because its a shitty half measure but if we had gotten real universal healthcare instead no one would dare touch it because literally everybody on all sides would flip out. one more reason why Democratic incrementalism and "pragmatism" is fucking stupid !!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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John Woo: ‘Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my film is dying.’
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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This tweet only being maybe fourth funniest reference to scifi that proves he doesn't read books or even watch anything is really funny.
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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I think the thing that really made the Joyce Carol Oates tweet sting so bad is that it's a nerd power fantasy, this devasting, eloquent putdown that hurts worse than anything a bully can physically do to you, and that's the kind of thing he thinks he's supposed to be doing
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I'm every horror movie and reality show in the world, and I fucking love the waterphone. Oooh I can't get enough of it
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Freddie Prince Jr and Jennifer Love Hewitt are still fuckin mondo hot in the new Last Summer
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Guy who uses the term "Toadfish Honeymoon" to describe a car going over a cliff into the ocean after a scene from a 2003 episode of Neighbours: hey why doesn't anyone know what I'm talking about
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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This term is so social media-brained. Coined by people who can't imagine themselves without an audience, or that anyone could genuinely want to pass time in any other form than Stare at Phone
Oh fuck off
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
They changed What They Did Last Summer in I Know What You Did Last Summer from hitting a guy with their car to "standing in the middle of the street like a dickhead and causing a car to have a Toadfish Honeymoon". They don't report it. What's happening here
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM