Your good friend, Chris Normal
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Strange Wobbly Inflatable Thing
If I was the Strangers in the movie the Strangers, 4am seems like it's be incredibly late to be doing my deeds. Like the sun is coming up in an hour, hour and a half. People going to work n all.
February 15, 2026 at 11:52 AM
If I was the Strangers in the movie the Strangers, 4am seems like it's be incredibly late to be doing my deeds. Like the sun is coming up in an hour, hour and a half. People going to work n all.
Movie I'm watching has someone knock at the door at 4am, they get sent on their way, then the bad guys come back later on, and only then does our protag lock the door. Girl c'mon.
February 15, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Movie I'm watching has someone knock at the door at 4am, they get sent on their way, then the bad guys come back later on, and only then does our protag lock the door. Girl c'mon.
You gotta stop posting about Droop Lavoo lads. He's jerking his worm to the attention. More than anybody else. You are making him cum.
February 15, 2026 at 11:24 AM
You gotta stop posting about Droop Lavoo lads. He's jerking his worm to the attention. More than anybody else. You are making him cum.
None of these people are The Aquabats so I don't know if you're being accurate here
America is in the middle of a second Mormon Moment. For our Cover Story, Bridget Read reports on how the women of Utah blogged and posted their way into our hearts and wallets. tinyurl.com/484awp7j
February 15, 2026 at 10:01 AM
None of these people are The Aquabats so I don't know if you're being accurate here
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It scared one guy, the screenwriter of DEADPOOL, and I've seen like a dozen separate articles that all state that this one guy now represents all of Hollywood.
February 15, 2026 at 6:48 AM
It scared one guy, the screenwriter of DEADPOOL, and I've seen like a dozen separate articles that all state that this one guy now represents all of Hollywood.
Whatever air freshener my work uses in the bathrooms just makes it smell like someone spilled a big bottle of Passiona in there
February 15, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Whatever air freshener my work uses in the bathrooms just makes it smell like someone spilled a big bottle of Passiona in there
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The only reason "AI will replace journalism" is a thing is because we're at the end of a 30 year project to turn journalism from a job where you physically had to go places, see things, talk to people, and build up knowledge of your beat, to reprinting press releases and deliberately idiotic op eds
February 15, 2026 at 4:27 AM
The only reason "AI will replace journalism" is a thing is because we're at the end of a 30 year project to turn journalism from a job where you physically had to go places, see things, talk to people, and build up knowledge of your beat, to reprinting press releases and deliberately idiotic op eds
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“typhoid at mcdonald’s” is my favorite wesly willis track
McDonald's Shrimp Salad (1985-1986): A garden salad topped hardboiled eggs and mini shrimp cocktail. This offering made national headlines when improperly stored shrimp led to a typhoid outbreak in Maryland. This salad has popped back up in some European markets in recent years
February 15, 2026 at 1:54 AM
“typhoid at mcdonald’s” is my favorite wesly willis track
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lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
Then why do people expect the latter
To anyone that needs clarification, "your best" is what you can accomplish without damage to your physical, mental and emotional health, not what you can accomplish by destroying them
February 15, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Then why do people expect the latter
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Congratulations to everyone on having a great Valentine's Day squirting your crooked pipe or sliming your ham. Congratulations in Heaven to Saint Valentine.
February 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Congratulations to everyone on having a great Valentine's Day squirting your crooked pipe or sliming your ham. Congratulations in Heaven to Saint Valentine.
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THIS WAS THE WAY TO DO THINGS!
February 14, 2026 at 9:26 PM
THIS WAS THE WAY TO DO THINGS!
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
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hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
Romance alert: Trump's reckless tariffs have Valentine’s Day costs up across the board:
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
He seems nice. Wonder what happened to him
February 14, 2026 at 7:02 AM
He seems nice. Wonder what happened to him
Remember when it was so crazy to have a camera and a phone in the same thing that we called them cameraphones
February 14, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Remember when it was so crazy to have a camera and a phone in the same thing that we called them cameraphones
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"We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend."
February 14, 2026 at 5:36 AM
"We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend."
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nice shitpost you got there
be a shame if someone were to make a serious reply to it
be a shame if someone were to make a serious reply to it
February 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
nice shitpost you got there
be a shame if someone were to make a serious reply to it
be a shame if someone were to make a serious reply to it
Saw an interview with Margot Robbie about how they got someone in to tone down her accent for Neighbours and that she doesn't even really act in her natural accents anymore
February 14, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Saw an interview with Margot Robbie about how they got someone in to tone down her accent for Neighbours and that she doesn't even really act in her natural accents anymore
I actually watch the Olympics for the commercials
February 14, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I actually watch the Olympics for the commercials
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What is an ass? A miserable hole of shit. But enough talk, wipe at it
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
What is an ass? A miserable hole of shit. But enough talk, wipe at it
Assholevania
February 13, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Assholevania
There's people out there that are like "what time is best to post so I get the most engagement" instead of having an urge to say things in public regardless of appropriateness. And then people will say the latter are the ones with a mental illness
February 13, 2026 at 8:56 AM
There's people out there that are like "what time is best to post so I get the most engagement" instead of having an urge to say things in public regardless of appropriateness. And then people will say the latter are the ones with a mental illness
What if it was Bum Notice
February 13, 2026 at 5:24 AM
What if it was Bum Notice
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Jeffrey Epstein to Bill Gates in December 2016:
“come to visit the island. new adminstration people visiting”
(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
“come to visit the island. new adminstration people visiting”
(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
February 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Jeffrey Epstein to Bill Gates in December 2016:
“come to visit the island. new adminstration people visiting”
(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
“come to visit the island. new adminstration people visiting”
(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)