Caesar Flunk
@caesarflunk.bsky.social
Never knowingly underdressed grumpy old man trapped in the body of a middle aged one. Big fan of hats, Negroni’s and Spurs. Not so keen on the Woolwich Wanderers. Feck off with your Crypto shite. David Lynch and Stanley Kubrick stan.
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Caesar Flunk
@caesarflunk.bsky.social
· Sep 18
** sighs **
Water is not wet
clearlyfiltered.com/articles/is-...
Purple does not exist
www.snexplores.org/article/colo...
Glass does not flow at room temperature as a high-viscosity liquid.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact...
Water is not wet
clearlyfiltered.com/articles/is-...
Purple does not exist
www.snexplores.org/article/colo...
Glass does not flow at room temperature as a high-viscosity liquid.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact...
Hear me out…an @edgarwright.bsky.social remake of The Italian Job
December 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Hear me out…an @edgarwright.bsky.social remake of The Italian Job
To try and stimulate some kind of conversation, we’re playing ‘Would you rather’
First up…Would you rather live in Paris or LA. You have to show your workings too
First up…Would you rather live in Paris or LA. You have to show your workings too
December 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
To try and stimulate some kind of conversation, we’re playing ‘Would you rather’
First up…Would you rather live in Paris or LA. You have to show your workings too
First up…Would you rather live in Paris or LA. You have to show your workings too
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☠️MORTIFYING CHRISTMAS STORY TIME
Ahead of the big day tomorrow, here’s the story of The Worst Thing That Ever Happened At Christmas. A few years ago, the two of us were invited to a communal Xmas dinner at a friend’s house, where all the guests were to bring different Xmas dinner components. 1/
Ahead of the big day tomorrow, here’s the story of The Worst Thing That Ever Happened At Christmas. A few years ago, the two of us were invited to a communal Xmas dinner at a friend’s house, where all the guests were to bring different Xmas dinner components. 1/
a man in a santa suit is standing in front of a store with a sign that says ' ao ' on it
ALT: a man in a santa suit is standing in front of a store with a sign that says ' ao ' on it
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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He’s making a list
He’s checking it twice
He’s going to stab you in the gut with a knife
He’s checking it twice
He’s going to stab you in the gut with a knife
December 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
He’s making a list
He’s checking it twice
He’s going to stab you in the gut with a knife
He’s checking it twice
He’s going to stab you in the gut with a knife
I have consumed a lot of cow, a not inconsiderable amount of champagne, and now Carols from Kings is on.
OK Noddy. Over to you
OK Noddy. Over to you
a man in a white suit is singing into a microphone while playing a guitar
ALT: a man in a white suit is singing into a microphone while playing a guitar
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I have consumed a lot of cow, a not inconsiderable amount of champagne, and now Carols from Kings is on.
OK Noddy. Over to you
OK Noddy. Over to you
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Watching yet another film in which a hard-nosed big city businesswoman is working on a Christmas ad campaign in December instead of, like, June.
Anyway, she’s about to do a long snowy cross-country in a vintage car which she’s been told “runs perfectly.” What do we think might happen?
Anyway, she’s about to do a long snowy cross-country in a vintage car which she’s been told “runs perfectly.” What do we think might happen?
December 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Watching yet another film in which a hard-nosed big city businesswoman is working on a Christmas ad campaign in December instead of, like, June.
Anyway, she’s about to do a long snowy cross-country in a vintage car which she’s been told “runs perfectly.” What do we think might happen?
Anyway, she’s about to do a long snowy cross-country in a vintage car which she’s been told “runs perfectly.” What do we think might happen?
December 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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We’ve all seen this and, as it’s Christmas, I’m off down to the cheese aisle in the local Co op if any of you Ladies want fascinating..
December 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
We’ve all seen this and, as it’s Christmas, I’m off down to the cheese aisle in the local Co op if any of you Ladies want fascinating..
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Cunk spittin Christmas cheer
December 20, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Cunk spittin Christmas cheer
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Christmas fact: People who carefully open their presents without ripping the paper so they can use it again next year are 50% more likely to kill again.
December 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Christmas fact: People who carefully open their presents without ripping the paper so they can use it again next year are 50% more likely to kill again.
Was going to go into the office today but decided to WFH.
Yeah, I’m putting the heating on ALL DAY!
Yeah, I’m putting the heating on ALL DAY!
a cartoon penguin is holding a shovel in front of a fireplace full of money
ALT: a cartoon penguin is holding a shovel in front of a fireplace full of money
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Was going to go into the office today but decided to WFH.
Yeah, I’m putting the heating on ALL DAY!
Yeah, I’m putting the heating on ALL DAY!
Mildly annoying, and that’s just Lee Dixon’s co comms
December 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Mildly annoying, and that’s just Lee Dixon’s co comms
I’m not having the ‘penalties are a lottery’ narrative by the way.
And while I’m at it, Goalkeepers do not ‘guess’ which way to dive, and players do not give the ‘keeper ‘the eyes’ (because ‘keepers are not looking at a players eyes!)
And while I’m at it, Goalkeepers do not ‘guess’ which way to dive, and players do not give the ‘keeper ‘the eyes’ (because ‘keepers are not looking at a players eyes!)
December 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I’m not having the ‘penalties are a lottery’ narrative by the way.
And while I’m at it, Goalkeepers do not ‘guess’ which way to dive, and players do not give the ‘keeper ‘the eyes’ (because ‘keepers are not looking at a players eyes!)
And while I’m at it, Goalkeepers do not ‘guess’ which way to dive, and players do not give the ‘keeper ‘the eyes’ (because ‘keepers are not looking at a players eyes!)
Saka. Great player but the play acting…
December 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Saka. Great player but the play acting…
Switched on Woolwich v Palace and ol’ Lego Head has spent more time outside his technical area than in it.
At one point, he was nearly on the pitch shouting at the ref right behind a Palace player taking a free kick.
At one point, he was nearly on the pitch shouting at the ref right behind a Palace player taking a free kick.
December 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Switched on Woolwich v Palace and ol’ Lego Head has spent more time outside his technical area than in it.
At one point, he was nearly on the pitch shouting at the ref right behind a Palace player taking a free kick.
At one point, he was nearly on the pitch shouting at the ref right behind a Palace player taking a free kick.
Did the dogs name these themselves?
December 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Did the dogs name these themselves?
Tom Waits singing ‘Silent Night’ you say? Oh, go on then.
December 23, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Tom Waits singing ‘Silent Night’ you say? Oh, go on then.
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This is lovely
Story from Joolz Denby over on Facebook. A bad day at TotP in 1985 with New Model Army, and Chris Rea suddenly appearing and being compassionate and gernerally decent.
December 23, 2025 at 9:31 AM
This is lovely
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Dear AI bros, it's not AI itself we have a problem with, the kind that can detect cancers early or help people walk. May that continue. It's the content generation slop you foam at the mouth defending that we hate. It's theft and will never, EVER replace actual human creativity.
December 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Dear AI bros, it's not AI itself we have a problem with, the kind that can detect cancers early or help people walk. May that continue. It's the content generation slop you foam at the mouth defending that we hate. It's theft and will never, EVER replace actual human creativity.
Because it’s fucking delicious, that’s why
Vive le rosbif: why the French are craving beef wellington
Vive le rosbif: why the French are craving beef wellington
www.thetimes.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Because it’s fucking delicious, that’s why