Jasmine ⚽
@jassyh.bsky.social
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It’s always sad saying goodbye to ⚾️ season. I complain a lot about my team and there have been more downs than ups lately, but I feel blessed to be able to enjoy so many games in person. In my personal heaven baseball season never ends. In reality there’s always next spring ✌️
September 27, 2024 at 11:32 PM
It’s always sad saying goodbye to ⚾️ season. I complain a lot about my team and there have been more downs than ups lately, but I feel blessed to be able to enjoy so many games in person. In my personal heaven baseball season never ends. In reality there’s always next spring ✌️
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A friend took me on this shortcut between buildings at CERN and I am definitely NOT now possessed by the restless spirits of generations of tortured protons
September 27, 2024 at 9:16 PM
A friend took me on this shortcut between buildings at CERN and I am definitely NOT now possessed by the restless spirits of generations of tortured protons
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if you’re a baseball fan, i encourage you to check out mlb
September 27, 2024 at 11:30 PM
if you’re a baseball fan, i encourage you to check out mlb
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happy bi day to every single bisexual, i love y'all dearly ♥️
September 23, 2024 at 6:30 PM
happy bi day to every single bisexual, i love y'all dearly ♥️
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every few months they should post an article that says like CHAPPELL ROAN: BETTER THAN RADIOHEAD? and if you get too mad at it someone comes over to euthanize you
September 23, 2024 at 5:57 PM
every few months they should post an article that says like CHAPPELL ROAN: BETTER THAN RADIOHEAD? and if you get too mad at it someone comes over to euthanize you
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True acting is not Jared Lego losing a bunch of weight or gaining it. It's Colin Farrell speaking with the accent of my mom's cousins in character as the Penguin, then speaking in interviews in his normal Dublin accent he shares with my dad's cousins. This guy does all the cousins
September 23, 2024 at 6:54 PM
True acting is not Jared Lego losing a bunch of weight or gaining it. It's Colin Farrell speaking with the accent of my mom's cousins in character as the Penguin, then speaking in interviews in his normal Dublin accent he shares with my dad's cousins. This guy does all the cousins
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I'm currently eating "toast", a sort of double-baked bread. it's super bougie - you go through this whole process with food that's already good to eat, plus to make it at home you need a special appliance JUST for this one dish (!!!) - but I gotta admit it's not bad. will probably try it again
September 22, 2024 at 12:16 PM
I'm currently eating "toast", a sort of double-baked bread. it's super bougie - you go through this whole process with food that's already good to eat, plus to make it at home you need a special appliance JUST for this one dish (!!!) - but I gotta admit it's not bad. will probably try it again
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I think the best way to use social media is log on and say weird shit until you find your people and they find you.
I think the worst way to use social media is to see it as an app where you can start a fight with anyone in the world 24/7
I think the worst way to use social media is to see it as an app where you can start a fight with anyone in the world 24/7
September 22, 2024 at 8:10 PM
I think the best way to use social media is log on and say weird shit until you find your people and they find you.
I think the worst way to use social media is to see it as an app where you can start a fight with anyone in the world 24/7
I think the worst way to use social media is to see it as an app where you can start a fight with anyone in the world 24/7
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Problem: If there's not enough food I will be shamed before my ancestors yet if any food goes to waste I will be shamed before my ancestors.
September 23, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Problem: If there's not enough food I will be shamed before my ancestors yet if any food goes to waste I will be shamed before my ancestors.
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the only reason i'm not starting at wide receiver for the kansas city chiefs this year is that that team is an echo chamber. i was WR1 in camp before i was dogpiled and cast aside. everyone's so self-righteous there. i must've heard "you really need to learn your route tree" at least a hundred times
September 23, 2024 at 4:06 PM
the only reason i'm not starting at wide receiver for the kansas city chiefs this year is that that team is an echo chamber. i was WR1 in camp before i was dogpiled and cast aside. everyone's so self-righteous there. i must've heard "you really need to learn your route tree" at least a hundred times
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cat say not allow to work
September 23, 2024 at 8:10 PM
cat say not allow to work
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The Cycle
September 20, 2024 at 4:41 PM
The Cycle
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Aunt: explain this north Carolina scandal
Me: no
Aunt: now
Me: do I have to
Aunt: you think I am a child tell me now
Me:*starts*
*30 seconds later*
Aunt: Stop
Me: enough
Aunt: never speak of this under my roof ever again
Me: no
Aunt: now
Me: do I have to
Aunt: you think I am a child tell me now
Me:*starts*
*30 seconds later*
Aunt: Stop
Me: enough
Aunt: never speak of this under my roof ever again
September 20, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Aunt: explain this north Carolina scandal
Me: no
Aunt: now
Me: do I have to
Aunt: you think I am a child tell me now
Me:*starts*
*30 seconds later*
Aunt: Stop
Me: enough
Aunt: never speak of this under my roof ever again
Me: no
Aunt: now
Me: do I have to
Aunt: you think I am a child tell me now
Me:*starts*
*30 seconds later*
Aunt: Stop
Me: enough
Aunt: never speak of this under my roof ever again
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as someone who has said "excuse me, sorry" to inanimate objects on multiple occasions out of a bone-deep, constant sense of shame and deference, i truly struggle to understand the psychology of people who listen to their phones on full volume without headphones in public spaces.
September 20, 2024 at 9:51 PM
as someone who has said "excuse me, sorry" to inanimate objects on multiple occasions out of a bone-deep, constant sense of shame and deference, i truly struggle to understand the psychology of people who listen to their phones on full volume without headphones in public spaces.
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 20,1955
September 20, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 20,1955
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Meanwhile. Elsewhere and Elsewhen...
September 20, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Meanwhile. Elsewhere and Elsewhen...
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🐹 since im a superstar, im a
gucci ambassador
gucci ambassador
September 21, 2024 at 4:35 AM
🐹 since im a superstar, im a
gucci ambassador
gucci ambassador
I get my daily dose of cats on this app 😌
September 21, 2024 at 8:22 AM
I get my daily dose of cats on this app 😌
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My 11yo daughter just walked in the room, looked at the tv, and said "is that a meme." I get she's new to internet culture but no. That is Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant smoking crack. It would be a fire meme tho
September 18, 2024 at 4:34 AM
My 11yo daughter just walked in the room, looked at the tv, and said "is that a meme." I get she's new to internet culture but no. That is Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant smoking crack. It would be a fire meme tho
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I kinda miss when the internet experience was like, “I want to look at a unicorn,” and then typing “unicorn” into the search bar and then reading like a dozen geocities pages made by one person, just little shrines to their feelings about unicorns
September 19, 2024 at 4:07 AM
I kinda miss when the internet experience was like, “I want to look at a unicorn,” and then typing “unicorn” into the search bar and then reading like a dozen geocities pages made by one person, just little shrines to their feelings about unicorns
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I know it’s not in fashion these days but I’d still really like to defund the police. Or ok, maybe someone else could do it. But they still are horrible, so. Yeah.
September 19, 2024 at 4:56 AM
I know it’s not in fashion these days but I’d still really like to defund the police. Or ok, maybe someone else could do it. But they still are horrible, so. Yeah.