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Evil Dervy
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cathedral trespasser
sometimes make comic called pleasant town
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pleasant town comics thread because I've just realized I can pin posts now
sending AI videos to my parents of them buying me an N64 to trick them into buying me nintendos
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Boss wants me to cut it out with the slime
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Gather 'round, children. I got a story to tell. (children gather 'round) Ready? Once upon a– (children gather 'round) Still gathering? Okay, make room- (children gather 'round) Now hold on a minute- (children gather 'round) Wait, just a- (children gather 'round) Stop, plea- (children gather 'round)
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
new game changer just drafted
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
my landlord has a secret toilet in the boiler-room that is, through the locked door, currently emanating the sharp, sour smell of diarrhea after a long night of heavy drinking.

in this essay I will prove that the song, Eminence Front, is a metaphor for
November 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
California is where the devil went with his retinue after visiting Moscow
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I'm sad because of baseball not going how I'd have liked it to I'm going to rip one or two of my fingers off
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
accidentally clicked the hyperlink that poisons me
October 30, 2025 at 6:58 AM
The Jonas Brothers playing Can't Be Beat after a tribute to Stand up to Cancer finally settles it,

The Jonas Brothers are pro cancer
October 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I think it was a mistake for the LA Dodgers to put that big glowing weak point that says "bullpen" on their fucked-up kaiju boss body
October 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
when I was 12 I made some Knox's Korner rip-off claymations, it's astounding to see that a concussion I got at that same age seemingly stunted my sense of humour to that of a 12 year old more than 20 years later.
October 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
game 7 baby
October 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
THANK U GOD FOR THIS POTATO HARVEST
October 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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December 7, 2024 at 8:45 PM
October 16, 2025 at 6:57 AM
October 15, 2025 at 7:17 AM
giving myself scurvy so my doctor has something novel to work on
October 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
getting lured into a trap by a vape on the end of a fishing line
October 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
you ever get a bump on the top of your head and think it might be from hitting it at some point but you don't remember because you've already hit your head too many times
October 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
thought I got to meet the Mythbusters but it was just one guy that kept leaving the room and switching plastic masks
October 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
prflpictres
October 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
surprising my nephew for his 6th birthday by showing up unannounced, drunkenly trying to backflip and landing on my neck
October 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
happy blue jays noises
October 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
October 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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October 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM