Normal Dervy
@dervy.bsky.social
cathedral trespasser
sometimes make comic called pleasant town
sometimes make comic called pleasant town
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Normal Dervy
@dervy.bsky.social
· Dec 7
pleasant town comics thread because I've just realized I can pin posts now
hitting 40 and getting really into pulling mean-spirited pranks
January 19, 2026 at 4:39 AM
hitting 40 and getting really into pulling mean-spirited pranks
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Got a new job as a landlord
January 16, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Got a new job as a landlord
asking if they have Gamer Supps at the cafe
January 10, 2026 at 4:04 AM
asking if they have Gamer Supps at the cafe
coming home with lipstick on my collar and my wife doesn't believe it's from a Jim Wagner RBB training tool made by Böker
January 9, 2026 at 3:53 AM
coming home with lipstick on my collar and my wife doesn't believe it's from a Jim Wagner RBB training tool made by Böker
I do the under the butt shot retention technique all the time
January 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I do the under the butt shot retention technique all the time
it's important we all stay on message, and that message is an unsolicited photo of a penis I sent 2 hours ago
January 8, 2026 at 3:43 AM
it's important we all stay on message, and that message is an unsolicited photo of a penis I sent 2 hours ago
doctor: what, no, no vaping in my office
me: I'm vaping wherever I want I'm the vapeman
doctor: oh yes, it's right here on your chart, vapeman, I'm sorry please go ahead
me: I'm vaping wherever I want I'm the vapeman
doctor: oh yes, it's right here on your chart, vapeman, I'm sorry please go ahead
January 7, 2026 at 3:17 AM
doctor: what, no, no vaping in my office
me: I'm vaping wherever I want I'm the vapeman
doctor: oh yes, it's right here on your chart, vapeman, I'm sorry please go ahead
me: I'm vaping wherever I want I'm the vapeman
doctor: oh yes, it's right here on your chart, vapeman, I'm sorry please go ahead
logging the consistency of my shits in my consistency journal
January 6, 2026 at 5:42 AM
logging the consistency of my shits in my consistency journal
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I feel like my life would be better if I was missing one or two toes. could tell people I meet, "I'm missing a couple toes." and they'd say, "no way." then I could show them that I'm missing a couple of toes
January 5, 2026 at 6:54 AM
I feel like my life would be better if I was missing one or two toes. could tell people I meet, "I'm missing a couple toes." and they'd say, "no way." then I could show them that I'm missing a couple of toes
actors above the age of 60 love to wear colourful, round glasses frames. as a statement.
January 5, 2026 at 6:52 AM
actors above the age of 60 love to wear colourful, round glasses frames. as a statement.
circus act where the audience gets to shoot at me with guns
January 5, 2026 at 4:34 AM
circus act where the audience gets to shoot at me with guns
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(being carried off by a large bird) alright catch you later i guess
January 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
(being carried off by a large bird) alright catch you later i guess
circus act where I'm fired out of a cannon at my wife and two young sons who are waiting to catch me in a large net but there's too much gunpowder so they're instead painted in a storm of gore and viscera
January 5, 2026 at 4:26 AM
circus act where I'm fired out of a cannon at my wife and two young sons who are waiting to catch me in a large net but there's too much gunpowder so they're instead painted in a storm of gore and viscera
I wonder what kind of stuff is living in the fingerholes on bowling balls. I bet there's some good stuff in there and I would like to touch it
January 5, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I wonder what kind of stuff is living in the fingerholes on bowling balls. I bet there's some good stuff in there and I would like to touch it
rural ontario bowling alley bathroom decor
January 4, 2026 at 4:36 AM
rural ontario bowling alley bathroom decor
i'm 68 years old and addicted to facebook and youtube shorts made with AI
January 3, 2026 at 3:04 AM
i'm 68 years old and addicted to facebook and youtube shorts made with AI
everyone should have one or two aunts who sound like Rod Stewart
January 3, 2026 at 1:30 AM
everyone should have one or two aunts who sound like Rod Stewart
I've designed a toque that will instantly start a friendship with other 30+ year old men who wear little toques
January 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I've designed a toque that will instantly start a friendship with other 30+ year old men who wear little toques
I never tell lie
evil Dervy until the new year thanks
January 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I never tell lie
CANT GET THE POO TO COME OUT OF RIGHT HOLE !!?
January 3, 2026 at 12:16 AM
CANT GET THE POO TO COME OUT OF RIGHT HOLE !!?
inhaled a. bunch of weird gasses
January 1, 2026 at 8:36 AM
inhaled a. bunch of weird gasses
my new years tradition of doing a headstand in a shallow pool of weird water was not a hit this year, after I inhaled too much water and collapsed sideways onto a beautiful ikea tv console and bookshelf
January 1, 2026 at 7:58 AM
my new years tradition of doing a headstand in a shallow pool of weird water was not a hit this year, after I inhaled too much water and collapsed sideways onto a beautiful ikea tv console and bookshelf
my new years resolution is to follow randy
Pretty disappointed. Came up with so many good new years resolutions, but none of my friends willing to take my advice.
January 1, 2026 at 1:14 AM
my new years resolution is to follow randy