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@jaredparsons.bsky.social
WV expat, commie, dog guy, cat guy
Wrote something. More to come, hopefully.
From Jerry Falwell to Doug Wilson
The reconstitution of the Religious Right in the Trump era
open.substack.com
September 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Wrote something. More to come, hopefully.
This is the best and most honest obituary for Charlie Kirk you’re likely to read. www.patreon.com/posts/on-vio...
On Violence | Gretchen Felker-Martin
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September 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This is the best and most honest obituary for Charlie Kirk you’re likely to read. www.patreon.com/posts/on-vio...
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oh no is the right wing demanding crackdowns, martial law, and masked secret policemen disappearing you or shaking you down for papers? all because of this specific incident!
pretty astonishing to see people celebrating Charlie Kirk getting shot when this is the dominant reaction on X, and it will only continue to grow over the next few days
September 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
oh no is the right wing demanding crackdowns, martial law, and masked secret policemen disappearing you or shaking you down for papers? all because of this specific incident!
youtu.be/z-bG_NK5C_E?... Pat Boone is still alive and he put out a single this year called “Where did America go?”
Pat Boone - "Where Did America Go?" {Official Lyric Video}
YouTube video by Pat Boone
youtu.be
November 29, 2024 at 12:28 AM
youtu.be/z-bG_NK5C_E?... Pat Boone is still alive and he put out a single this year called “Where did America go?”
Couldn’t encapsulate the Seaport any better than this
November 20, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Couldn’t encapsulate the Seaport any better than this
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Everybody talking bout tiddies, man just be cool. Tiddies nice, yes. Don't be a fucking drag about it.
March 21, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Everybody talking bout tiddies, man just be cool. Tiddies nice, yes. Don't be a fucking drag about it.
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@/EndWokeness: It is long past time to outlaw pornography. Not only are the penises too big, but each facial is a waste of semen that could have impregnated upward of 50,000 western women.
@/elonmusk: Condoms must be outlawed as well
@/elonmusk: Condoms must be outlawed as well
January 24, 2024 at 12:22 AM
@/EndWokeness: It is long past time to outlaw pornography. Not only are the penises too big, but each facial is a waste of semen that could have impregnated upward of 50,000 western women.
@/elonmusk: Condoms must be outlawed as well
@/elonmusk: Condoms must be outlawed as well
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Chiefs, 49ers....that's irrelevant, Hank.
The real winner is the *deep state*
The real winner is the *deep state*
February 11, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Chiefs, 49ers....that's irrelevant, Hank.
The real winner is the *deep state*
The real winner is the *deep state*
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one of our least valuable brains. also, i have it on good authority that he categorically refuses to eat pussy.
December 27, 2023 at 5:34 PM
one of our least valuable brains. also, i have it on good authority that he categorically refuses to eat pussy.
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Cops in Waltham, MA have shut down the city for TWO DAYS for a police funeral - and forced the schools to close at short notice because the cops commandeered the school buses for the event!
We need to stop putting up with this madness.
www.reddit.com/r/boston/s/p...
We need to stop putting up with this madness.
www.reddit.com/r/boston/s/p...
December 15, 2023 at 8:42 PM
Cops in Waltham, MA have shut down the city for TWO DAYS for a police funeral - and forced the schools to close at short notice because the cops commandeered the school buses for the event!
We need to stop putting up with this madness.
www.reddit.com/r/boston/s/p...
We need to stop putting up with this madness.
www.reddit.com/r/boston/s/p...
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destroying acres of wetlands so the computer makes the boobs on the statue of liberty bigger and bigger
December 18, 2023 at 4:21 AM
destroying acres of wetlands so the computer makes the boobs on the statue of liberty bigger and bigger
Man I didn’t really watch KP the last couple years so I didn’t really appreciate how good he is. He’s our second best player I think.
December 13, 2023 at 2:40 AM
Man I didn’t really watch KP the last couple years so I didn’t really appreciate how good he is. He’s our second best player I think.
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Just watched the Defunctland on the formation of the Disney animators union in the 30s and this quote from a speech Walt gave to try and deter people from unionizing is so funny
December 7, 2023 at 4:07 AM
Just watched the Defunctland on the formation of the Disney animators union in the 30s and this quote from a speech Walt gave to try and deter people from unionizing is so funny
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Do not scold me about Joe Biden. Go talk to him. He is the president of the United States and I work at the store.
November 23, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Do not scold me about Joe Biden. Go talk to him. He is the president of the United States and I work at the store.
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I love this for my people tbh 🇱🇦
November 30, 2023 at 3:00 AM
I love this for my people tbh 🇱🇦
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When a pirate is about to cum.
November 28, 2023 at 12:38 PM
When a pirate is about to cum.
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Cum is stored in the brain, actually
November 26, 2023 at 4:15 PM
Cum is stored in the brain, actually
It’s rent and food and fuel you assholes
What's causing the gap between voters' perceptions of how the economy is doing and reality? It might be the content they're consuming online.
It’s the Social Media, Stupid
Today on TAP: Americans’ economic views are at odds with Americans’ economic behavior. So, whence those views?
prospect.org
November 21, 2023 at 8:55 PM
It’s rent and food and fuel you assholes
Real Odo-Quark vibes here lately
November 21, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Real Odo-Quark vibes here lately
This Jayson hype video is the fuckin balls
November 21, 2023 at 1:15 AM
This Jayson hype video is the fuckin balls
Limbo queen,,,
November 21, 2023 at 1:10 AM
Limbo queen,,,
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If you look like this and have over 10,000 posts I don't want to hear your opinion on which women are evil
November 20, 2023 at 10:18 PM
If you look like this and have over 10,000 posts I don't want to hear your opinion on which women are evil