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They aren’t huffing gas
They don’t need a large porno collection
They don’t listen to Coal Chamber
They don’t say “yeah baby” like Austin powers
They don’t need a large porno collection
They don’t listen to Coal Chamber
They don’t say “yeah baby” like Austin powers
It's 2026.
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
January 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
They aren’t huffing gas
They don’t need a large porno collection
They don’t listen to Coal Chamber
They don’t say “yeah baby” like Austin powers
They don’t need a large porno collection
They don’t listen to Coal Chamber
They don’t say “yeah baby” like Austin powers
the four words every woman wants to hear
January 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
the four words every woman wants to hear
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I was given no choice here
January 2, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I was given no choice here
Standing in line at the pharmacy and assumed the guy in front of me was an ancient man barely mumbling his own name until I heard him say his birthday was 1959 😒
December 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Standing in line at the pharmacy and assumed the guy in front of me was an ancient man barely mumbling his own name until I heard him say his birthday was 1959 😒
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let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
August 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
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there's so much free salt on the sidewalk if u don't mind washing it off
December 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
there's so much free salt on the sidewalk if u don't mind washing it off
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people are arguing about the cultural impact of avatar, and yet this image is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
December 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
people are arguing about the cultural impact of avatar, and yet this image is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
Werewolves of London is a good song. There should be more songs where a guy goes “aawoo” in the chorus
December 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Werewolves of London is a good song. There should be more songs where a guy goes “aawoo” in the chorus
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If you’re a real man you don’t peepee. Only poop
December 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If you’re a real man you don’t peepee. Only poop
People using this as an opportunity to tell you how tortured they are by their genius
It’s just funny that people want to maximize intelligence, like funny on a cosmic level. All evidence suggests if you want a happy person who feels ahead of the game of life, you put them one standard dev above the median, maybe a little more. 88th percentile is great!
December 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
People using this as an opportunity to tell you how tortured they are by their genius
@jlp.systems @r0sie.bsky.social happy birthday to us all
December 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
@jlp.systems @r0sie.bsky.social happy birthday to us all
Man, I just saw two people say it’s their birthday on here. And guess what…it’s mine too. What the hell
December 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Man, I just saw two people say it’s their birthday on here. And guess what…it’s mine too. What the hell
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alright I went hard mode for a bunch of them on mine lol
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
alright I went hard mode for a bunch of them on mine lol
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he’s eepy, I reckon
December 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
he’s eepy, I reckon
Quote tweets should be banned
December 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Quote tweets should be banned
Behold: the worst sentence I have ever read
December 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Behold: the worst sentence I have ever read
You’ll rue the day you stepped under that mistletoe
December 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
You’ll rue the day you stepped under that mistletoe
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Arrogant skimmer picked the wrong guy to show his stone-skipping technique | The Skipmaster ( 1998 )
Boxoffice Movie Scenes | 6.3m Views | 1 Year ago
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Wow he fucking cut bro's head off the way he skipped that stone
Boxoffice Movie Scenes | 6.3m Views | 1 Year ago
Top comment (selected by poster)
Wow he fucking cut bro's head off the way he skipped that stone
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Arrogant skimmer picked the wrong guy to show his stone-skipping technique | The Skipmaster ( 1998 )
Boxoffice Movie Scenes | 6.3m Views | 1 Year ago
Top comment (selected by poster)
Wow he fucking cut bro's head off the way he skipped that stone
Boxoffice Movie Scenes | 6.3m Views | 1 Year ago
Top comment (selected by poster)
Wow he fucking cut bro's head off the way he skipped that stone
Saw a mongoose/ a mongoose saw me
December 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Saw a mongoose/ a mongoose saw me
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The wet bandits withstand so much damage from kevin’s attacks. They should be called the Powerful Bandits
December 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The wet bandits withstand so much damage from kevin’s attacks. They should be called the Powerful Bandits