Chick Tract Subject Matter Expert
@jaredparsons.bsky.social
WV expat, commie, dog guy, cat guy
Couldn’t encapsulate the Seaport any better than this
November 20, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Couldn’t encapsulate the Seaport any better than this
Omg he’s just like my guy
February 2, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Omg he’s just like my guy
Got whiplash reading that thing - literally these are from consecutive paragraphs
November 21, 2023 at 9:03 PM
Got whiplash reading that thing - literally these are from consecutive paragraphs
Real Odo-Quark vibes here lately
November 21, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Real Odo-Quark vibes here lately
Run that shit back!
November 10, 2023 at 5:53 PM
Run that shit back!
Well, a page on a larger website full of the same kind of stuff
November 10, 2023 at 12:44 AM
Well, a page on a larger website full of the same kind of stuff
Excuse me
November 10, 2023 at 12:32 AM
Excuse me
Oh no, what will we do if the GOP flips Joe Manchin’s seat (also rest in piss bitch)
November 9, 2023 at 8:28 PM
Oh no, what will we do if the GOP flips Joe Manchin’s seat (also rest in piss bitch)
Cat took his bed
November 9, 2023 at 4:01 AM
Cat took his bed
When this happens to Mitch McConnell and the like
November 8, 2023 at 2:56 PM
When this happens to Mitch McConnell and the like
It’s his lap now
November 8, 2023 at 3:56 AM
It’s his lap now
Hate doing the quote posts but: perfect album that came out when I was 16
November 7, 2023 at 10:36 PM
Hate doing the quote posts but: perfect album that came out when I was 16
In time, @murderxbryan.bsky.social and the Guys guys come for us all
November 7, 2023 at 9:08 PM
In time, @murderxbryan.bsky.social and the Guys guys come for us all
It’s 2:43 PM just fucking kill me
November 7, 2023 at 7:43 PM
It’s 2:43 PM just fucking kill me
just a 50 lb blanket baby
November 7, 2023 at 5:31 PM
just a 50 lb blanket baby
@danielbrian.bsky.social Tool talk at dinner the other night made me think of this ultimate Tool fan statement I saw earlier last week Lmao
November 6, 2023 at 5:59 PM
@danielbrian.bsky.social Tool talk at dinner the other night made me think of this ultimate Tool fan statement I saw earlier last week Lmao
Fluff levels: off the charts 📈📈📈
November 6, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Fluff levels: off the charts 📈📈📈
Lap Dog
November 5, 2023 at 2:13 AM
Lap Dog
Damn, Twitter really going out sad
November 2, 2023 at 10:08 PM
Damn, Twitter really going out sad
Maximum Couch
October 28, 2023 at 4:15 AM
Maximum Couch
Man what
October 27, 2023 at 5:12 PM
Man what
The Salem NH PD has been begging for a new facility for over a decade and the only sad thing for me about not living there any more is that I can no longer vote those fuckers down every time
October 26, 2023 at 2:16 PM
The Salem NH PD has been begging for a new facility for over a decade and the only sad thing for me about not living there any more is that I can no longer vote those fuckers down every time